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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Bill as Falstaff - reviews!

We mentioned that Bill played Falstaff recently in a celebrity performance of Merry Wives of Windsor:
Shakespeare Center of Los Angeles presents co-chairs Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks and a rhinestone-studded roster of celebrities reading Shakespeare's bawdiest comedy, The Merry Wives of Windsor for its 21st Simply Shakespeare fundraiser. Celebrity readers include Christina Applegate, Kenneth Branagh, Faith Hill, Eric Idle, Arte Johnson, Eugene Levy, Tim McGraw, William Shatner, Martin Short, Tracey Ullman. The evening also features live music from country superstar Reba McEntire, and progressive bluegrass musicians Sara and Sean Watkins of Nickel Creek.
Look at that cast line-up!

We were hoping to find some photos or videos, but alas, there are none to be seen. We did, however, find some great reviews. Bill, naturally, killed. Here are some highlights:
What a fantastic event! Where else can you get such a diverse cast?!?! William Shatner as Falstaff...I never thought William Shatner when I think William Shakespeare, but he magically fit, pompous and pudgy!
Shatner - hillarious as Falstaff - worked his behind off, dressing as old woman, hiding in a laundry basket and getting beat up by fairies........... 
Bill Shatner outstanding as Falstaff
Martin Short is a firework of fun and Arte Johnson, Tom Hanks, William Shatner, and Reba - the whole cast - make this the best Shakespearean comedy ever!
holy crap. i was cracking up the ENTIRE TIME. martin short, tom hanks and shatner were amazing. seriously a good time.
The principals, Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson, Tracey Ullman & Kenneth Branagh, along with William Shatner (as Falstaff) were superb, with Artie Johnson & Martin Short providing over-the-top comedy schtick. 
And here's another great review, plus a pic:

Monday night's "Merry Wives of Windsor" reading at UCLA was one-third Shakespeare, one-third country standards sung by Reba McEntire, and one-third ad libs by Tom Hanks and Martin Short.
And just about everybody on stage at Royce Hall wore a cowboy hat, except Kenneth Branagh's Master Ford, who seemed to have wandered in from another production, if not another continent.
No one gave the word "adieu" more twang than McEntire's Margaret, prompting Hanks' Master Page to remark, "It's like she's affected half the cast with her dialect."
The show did stick to the Bard when it came to William Shatner's Falstaff, who delivered the grand finale in drag, looking like "the witch of Brentwood," as Rita Wilson's Mistress Ford put it.



Saturday, May 14, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

Show #142 - May 13

Episode 142 on MP3

Shatfest!!! BE THERE: May 23rd at the Forbidden Tiki Lounge in Alameda, 7:30 - FREE!!!
Bill tweets about wanting clips of the Captains
Bill's new book "Shatner Rules" - preorder now!
Star Trek "fine art"


"Fine art" - yeah right


Sunday, May 08, 2011

"Back to Space-Con" on DVD

This looks pretty awesome! I think we'll get it and review it. From SFGate:

It was much harder to be a Bay Area science fiction geek in the early 1970s. Instead of aisles and aisles of sci-fi-themed toys and clothing in retail giants such as Target, there was one hole-in-the-wall store in Berkeley. Instead of a huge comic book convention at the Moscone Center, "Star Trek" fans gathered at Lincoln High School in San Francisco. Bay Area documentarian Tom Wyrsch, who directed the similarly nostalgic "Remembering Playland at the Beach," opens the vault again to present a loving tribute to the first science-fiction conventions in San Francisco and the East Bay. What could have been an archive dump - Wyrsch has a plethora of footage of varying quality, including interviews by "Creature Features" legend Bob Wilkins - quickly takes form, with many themes that are moving, funny and sometimes sad. Some of the fans felt extremely isolated, and were thrilled to find a convention hall filled with like-minded costume-wearing Trekkers. Bay Area fans were instrumental in convincing Hollywood that there was value to sci-fi, but that corporate mind-set eventually took over the conventions. "Space-Con" is rough around the edges at times, but still a very enjoyable time capsule for local sci-fi fans. Available for sale at www.garfieldlaneproductions.com.


Friday, April 29, 2011

Lessons Learned from Wrath of Khan


Via ThoughtCatalog, a great list by Oliver Miller. See esp. #2, #4, #6, and #22.


VALUABLE LESSONS THAT I LEARNED FROM “THE WRATH OF KHAN”
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1) …For all things, there is a first time.
2) There is no such thing as a no-win scenario.
3) If you meet someone who’s not part of your regular circle of friends, this person might just turn out to be your long-lost son.
4) Russian people are generally useless.
5) Black people tend to make noble sacrifices.
6) You shouldn’t accept a promotion just because it comes with a fancy title; stick to what you’re good at.
7) Don’t ever let someone stick a bug in your ear.
8 ) If you’re talking on the phone and some jerk can overhear you, try to speak in code.
9) It has always been easier to destroy than to create.
10) Obsession can be a bad thing — a very very bad thing.
11) If you strand someone in a distant location, try to check back from time to time, just to see how they’re doing.
12) The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few… or the one.
13) Paradoxically, cheating can sometimes be a good thing.
14) You should avoid two-dimensional thinking.
15) If someone gives you a present, accept it politely — after all, this person could die someday.
16) How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life.
17) If your best friend stands up, gives you kind of a funny look, and then leaves the room for no reason, then your best friend might be thinking about committing suicide. You should grab him and hold him down.
18) However, if your best friend does commit suicide, this will have the effect of making you grateful for your own life, such as it is.
19) In life, there are always possibilities.
20) Khan!
21) Khaaaaan!
22) KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
23) Foreign chicks are pretty hot — especially when they let their hair down.
24) Ideas begin in words.
25) Every death leads to the beginning of a new life. 


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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Shatner Rules: Best Book Cover EVER


Shatner Rules: Your Key to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large



Finally, Bill writes a how-to book. About everything. Confirming our theory that BILL IS EVERYWHERE (at all times). The book will be published in October - pre-order NOW!


Mondo Mirror Mirror Poster

With knives so shiny they cause lens flare!


Get yours now! Or whenever it's released.

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Monday, April 18, 2011

More Trek Pron - TNG

Via Wil Wheaton (believe it or not):



Tasha Yar's wig is pretty impressive (and by impressive I mean it LOOKS LIKE A BOILED BARBIE HEAD) but you know what? Who wants to watch Trek porn without Kirk?


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Bill's new record - track listing! OMG!

Courtesy of WilliamShatner.com. This is going to be a LONG album. We can't wait!

Space Trucking Originally By Deep Purple - Deep Purple Drummer Ian Paice Has Performed The Drum Part. Johnny Winter Is On Guest Guitar.
She Blinded Me With Science Originally By Thomas Dolby - Bootsy Collins Is On As The Guest Bassist. Patrick Moraz (Ex Yes And Moody Blues) Is Guesting On Keyboards/Synth.
In A Little While Originally By U2 - Manuel Gottsching From Ash Ra Tempel Has Added Guitar.
Empty Glass Originally By The Tea Party - Michael Schenker (UFO/Scorpions) Has Added Guest Guitar.
Lost In The Stars As Done By Frank Sinatra - Jazz Legend Ernie Watts Is On Guest Saxophone.
Twilight Zone Originally By Golden Earring - Warren Haynes (Gov't Mule/Allman Brothers) Is On Guest Guitar.
Space Cowboy Originally By Steve Miller - Country Artist Brad Paisley Has Added Guitar And Vocals.
Rocket Man Originally By Elton John - Guitarist Steve Hillage (Ex Gong Member And Current Member Of Techno Rock Duo System 7) Has Added Guest Guitar
Space Oddity Originally By David Bowie - Ritchie Blackmore (Ex-Deep Purple) Has Added Guest Guitar. Alan Parsons Is Adding Guest Keyboards.
Spirit In The Sky Originally By Norman Greenbaum - Peter Frampton Has Played Guitar On This Track.
Bohemian Rhapsody Originally By Queen - John Wetton From Asia Has Played Bass And Done A Vocal.
Silver Machine Originally By Hawkwind - Wayne Kramer From The MC5 Is Adding Guitar And Carmine Appice (Vanilla Fudge/Rod Stewart) Is Adding A Guest Drum Part.
Major Tom Originally By Peter Shilling - Nick Valensi, The Guitarist From The Strokes Has Added Guest Guitar To This This Track. Also Zakk Wylde (Ozzy Osbourn, Black Label Society) And Mike Inez (Alice In Chains)Have Contributed To This Track.
Learning To Fly Originally By Pink Floyd - Edgar Froese From Tangerine Dream Has Played Guitar And Keyboards On This Track.
Mr. Spaceman Originally By The Byrds - Dave Davies From The Kinks Has Added Guest Guitar On This Track.
Iron Man Originally By Black Sabbath - Zakk Wylde (Ex Ozzy Guitarist) Played Guitar And Did A Vocal On This Track.
Planet Earth Originally By Duran Duran - Steve Howe, Guitarist With Yes, Played Guitar On This Track.
Walking On The Moon Originally By The Police - Toots Of Toots & The Maytals Has Added A Guest Vocal.
Mrs. Major Tom - Female Singer To Add A Track -To Be Announced

Monday, March 28, 2011

Creation Con Show!

Episode Creation Con 2011 on MP3

FINALLY!

Our quick report on the trip to Creation Con in SF

Nichelle!
Leonard!
Puppets!
Cupcakes!

It was kind of a mediocre con but we had a great time!!


A Kirk doll that looks like Bill!


The Gorn left a note for his fans!


The Spock puppet that scared me! From the JibJab guy!


Disrespectful but hilarious Mego doll!


Cupcakes!


The elevator buttons in the parking garage! WHUT?


Thursday, March 24, 2011

Oh hi, I'm William Shatner



What a pro! Shilling! Joking! Every take is different! Hilarious!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Talk Like William Shatner Day WINNER!

Congrats to the winner of the Talk Like William Shatner Day contest, as decided by Maurice LaMarche, who started the whole thing. This guy is great! I bet the voiceover offers start flooding in...



Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Happy Birthday, Bill!

To the one and only William Fucking Shatner:




We are, and shall always be, Your Butt Girls.

Happy 80th Bill!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Talk like Bill on His Birthday and Win!!

Can you talk like Bill? You can win this cool stuff from Thinkgeek.


I want that robe. Want. Robe. GOD, I wish we'd videotaped the Shatner warmups at Shatfest!

Contest info here.


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Bill Explains It All. In 1980.



THIS IS A DISASTER SW/ST


Originally posted at Your Nice New Outfit. The comments are suitably outraged. The first one is:




Creation Con in SF! March 11-13



We will so be there! You should go too! Click over and buy your tickets!

Monday, March 07, 2011

Rise and Shine!



Thanks, Christopher.

If the video doesn't appear, click here.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Special Interview Show - Shatmoy 2010!

Episode Shatmoy Interviews on MP3

Finally, the last of the wonderful interviews from last year's Shatmoy celebration!

Interview with Margaret
Interview with Sean
Interview with Capn Ho

Yay!



Saturday, March 05, 2011

Koon Ut Kalifee Wake-Up Call

Thanks to roving reporter Quvmoh, we are happy to report that the Star Trek Theme Song will be played on the current space shuttle mission among the wake-up music. As a bonus, the STS-133 Training Team requested an additional Star Trek song that was played to wake up the shuttle crew early this morning [March 4, 2011]: "The Ritual / Ancient Battle / 2nd Kroykah from Star Trek: Original Television Soundtrack".

How cool is that???

According to NASA, you can listen live to the Star Trek Theme Song wake-up call on March 7, 2011 at 2:23 AM (time zone? Duh...).

We're a little surprised they don't play the Cheesecloth Theme as their lullaby.


Friday, March 04, 2011

Gotta Love Bill's Sense of Humor

Ya just gotta!

Interview in the Seattle Times


And just in case you didn't know, Bill will be in Seattle this weekend.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Show #141 - Feb 26



Episode 141 on MP3

What's My Line
Ripped Shirts and Gleaming Chests
Bill's new LP! - Death and Taxes magazine
Walrus magazine writes about Bill
Bill and Orson Welles
Bad fanfic! And here's the original story

Is there Mirror Mitchell fic? And can anyone find a copy of Bill in Indict and Convict?

Bill's dad


Bill in Indict and Convict. Look at those lapels!


Yet more crazy zine illustrations


This is the cover of Son of Grope, an early 70s zine out of the UK. Kirk looks pretty happy, doesn't he? I'm imagining offscreen a pile of very happy crew members, sipping margaritas and snickering over the Spanking List.

This one's for sale if you want to buy it, along with a bunch of other Gropes. So to speak.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Bill's Message to Maynard & Diana!



Bill Cooks With a Drag Queen


Watch Cooking's A Drag in Comedy  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

Bill makes burgoo! Bill makes a drink! Bill dances! Bill sings (kinda)! (Skip to the end if you want to see)

Anyone know why he did this show? It was a Food Network pilot shot in 2007.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Bill Recites Love Poetry

Go to the 4:00 mark to see and hear Bill (Emmy winner and Master Thespian) recite Rihanna's "Umbrella" to the lucky couple who won Conan O'Brien's VD Explosion!



Sunday, February 13, 2011

And ANOTHER Media Conquered!

I'm not really sure what it is but Bill has conquered it.

DRUMROLL....

THE WALL OF SHATNER!

When you visit the Wall, see the link right below it that says, "Whatever you do, don't look down"? Click it. That's an order.

Shatner Alert! And Another Media Conquered!

History Channel, February 14: American Pickers
"They Boldly Go"
Mike and Frank are out in the Kentucky on a different kind of mission. They're going to someone who needs their expertise to make his home unique. The owner is William Shatner, who gives Mike and Frank a very specific list. While Danielle looks for leads, the picking is red hot at Thurman's Tennessee hills property. The lifetime collector says he's ready to make a deal, but is he really? Next, the guys hunt for the perfect showpiece for Shatner's garden and think they've hit the jackpot with an amazing millstone collector. That is, until they find out his prices outweigh even the heaviest of stones. And, with just one week to deliver the goods to their celebrity client, Mike and Frank call in a favor from a designer friend. Finally, with a van full of treasures, they deliver their booty to Shatner, hoping they haven't let him down.

CBS, February 15: The Craig Ferguson Show
Bill is a guest and if history is any indication, it will be WILD!

Media Conquered!


Socks & sandals. Hey, it's cool if you're Bill.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Bill Down Under!

Bill will be appearing in Kirk, Crane and Beyond - William Shatner Live on stage. First, in Australia at the State Theatre in Sidney on Tuesday, April 5th, then on to New Zealand for one show at the Civic Theatre in Auckland on Friday, April 8th and then back to Australia to the Plenary Theatre in Melbourne on Sunday, April 10th.


Please please please let Maynard get an interview!!!!

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Friday, February 04, 2011

Turning 80? Bill's Appalled!

Here's a fun interview, covering a number of topics. Bill chats a bit about his new album and reveals that he's working on another book about himself. "Me So Horny 2: The Wrath of Bill"? "Me Still So Horny"?

Interview here.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

More crazy zine illustrations

I'm usually a fan of Gayle Feyrer's Trek illustrations - they're quite stylized and often hard-core explicit, and I think she does a good job of capturing the faces of the subjects. But this little gem - well, I can't tell what she's going for here, except TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE.


I think this is Spock. Suggestions for what's happening here are welcome. It looks to me like he's got measles and is about to be strangled by a huge disembodied hand.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Way to Eden MUSIC SHEET

Yet another gem from one of the zines we're selling. This is from Vol 3 of the Star Trek Songbook - someone actually went to the trouble to transcribe the music for ridiculous song the Space Hippies sing in "Way to Eden". I haven't tried to play this and never will.

Click to embiggen - it's a .tiff so you could print it out and actually use it as sheet music, if you're that insane.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Now they've gone too far!

Star Trek Mr. Potato Heads will be released in August, beginning with a Captain Kirk and the Klingon Kor set.


This is a whole new level of WRONG. Captain Kirk did not wear gloves.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

An Historical Document

From the Village Voice, January 27, 1972:
The scene was the First Annual Convention of "Star Trek" freaks, held at the fusty old Statler-Hilton Hotel for three days last weekend.

More than 2000 fans from all over the country came to hear Gene Roddenberry, the show's creator, inspire them with hints that the now defunct (but still re-running) program might still have a future, and to hear Isaac Asimov fill them in on the latest space gossip.


"Might still have a future"? Gosh, ya think?

Monday, January 24, 2011

Bill Shills!



Call now! We dare you.

Podcast and blog status alert 1/24/11

We're moving servers today and there will likely be some downtime on podcasts, files, and images at the blog until we're back up and running. Hang tight!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Bleeding Tree Gets It

This album [Has Been] is truly wonderful and beautiful. If you don't give it a spin, well, maybe you just can't get over how much small and talentless you are when compared to Bill.
What an astute review. Read the whole thing.

Bill Is Everywhere! Even Scotland!

From the Edinburgh Evening News:
A NEW joint project between Edinburgh and Glasgow will unite the two cities in a month-long celebration of lyrics. Well-known writers and musicians from both cities will perform and discuss their favourite song lyrics as part of Let's Get Lyrical. A programme of more than 50 events throughout February will include those celebrating wartime songs, songs linked to gardening and even a night inspired by the music of William Shatner.

Och! Hoot mon! Gi' us morrrrrrre inforrrrrrmation, ye glaikit scrrrrribes! We mun know morrrrre about garrrrrrdening songs!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Kirk in a John Waters movie

This is another illo from Naked Times. Kirk menaced by a drag queen! Kirk with a Señor Wences mouth! McCoy with glowing femme-y eyes!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

OMFG SHATNER SEXINESS TOWEL EVE CHARM AND HOTNESS

Here's the clip from The Fugitive, from whence came the towel EVE shot. Bill is just incredible in this - he is incredibly sexy and when he gets up from the bed, you can see his huge hard-on.

I had to go lie down and put a cool towel on my forehead after watching this. Jesus.


Thanks, zainin666!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Bill, the EVE, and a Towel

While browsing around the web today, I found some nice screencaps of Bill in an episode of The Fugitive, called Stranger in the Mirror, 1965. The first one is a classic over-dramatic pose (Kirk possessed by Janice Lester, perhaps):


But look at THIS! You can see the EVE under the towel! HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH THIS??


So the EVE predates Trek. When you book Shatner for a role, you get the whole package, and I do mean package. Wow.

We need to watch this ep.

Walter Koenig Without His Toupee

As I mentioned in the podcast, these images were posted at a discussion at Shatner's Toupee:



Yep, he's bald.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Bill is EVERYWHERE! How does he know??

I bought some new ink for my printer recently and this is the insert that comes with it:


It's an ad to encourage you to make your own cards and posters. They use some interesting photos as examples.

See what I'm talking about? Here's a closeup:


So the message here is that HP knows I host this podcast, and is sending me customized advertising featuring WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. And Bill knows about it.

Isn't he handsome?

Show #139 - Jan 16

Episode 139 on MP3

Xmas gifts!
Bill in Star Trek the Extremely Expensive Magazine
Walter Koenig without his toupee
A good K/S story - A Private Obsession
Even MORE about the Kobayashi Maru and Young Douchey Kirk
JK's story which you must read - What Lies Within
Creation Con in SF! March 11-13

Cool side and cheesy side.