Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Shatner on ANOTHER podcast!

Believe it or don't. Check it out at

The Zombie Astronaut's Frequency of Fear - Now That's the Shat

Listen to three audio selections featuring the Shat, including two Zero Hour episodes and a Caedmon album of the Shat reading Henry Kuttner's "Mimsy Were The Borogoves".

Thanks, Special Guest Star Mike Sterling's Twitter feed!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Show #105 - April 26

Episode 105 on MP3

Lene gets a birthday present!
A little more about "Talk Like William Shatner Day" - Maurice la Marche!
Cool stuff from the Shatner Fan Club
News From Around His Butt
Questions for Eddie Paskey aka Mr. Leslie aka Bill's stand-in
Check out Bill off camera, smirking
Review of Boston Legal finale, from Australia
Wired magazine features short Trek comic
CGI Chris Pine with an EVE?
Starfleet Academy Evaluator - we suck at this



"Stay outta my Kirklight, Bones..."


EVE or trouser crease?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Quinto & Pine: Busted!

Here's a link to a new short interview for the Trek movie:

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=13072944

JK says: "From the expressions on their faces (esp when the other guy is talking), they look like 2 guys trying to talk their way out of something. Like the cops have them in the interrogation room."

TOTALLY.

But also: Karl Urban does his Gary Lockwood impression! He LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!!

And now for something completely different: Gay Marriage!



Yay Jane Lynch!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Star Trek Cereal!



I WANT SOME! Even though I know it will taste like crap. This is the kind of stuff that will show up in my local Big Lots store for 49 cents a box.

Shatner Butt Girls Conquer Australia

With the help of Maynard.

We were interviewed for his show of April 21. Listeners in Oz, let us know if you hear it!

Friday, April 17, 2009

CSI does Trek



Could they cram in any MORE Trek jokes? They got the sex in the Captain's chair right, tho.

But let it be known that you CAN'T KILL WILLIAM SHATNER! It would violate the second law of thermodynamics, or something.

Did Gary Lockwood get paid for this?

Courtesy of our pal Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Attention all hands! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!!

Avoid the movie "Knowing." It. Is. Crap. And not in a fun way. Don't let the "sci-fi" label fool you.

AND WHY DOES GOD NEED A STARSHIP??????

I'm so pissed off that I have to eat ICE CREAM just to restore my normally sweet demeanor.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

More Bill/TOS Media!

Courtesy of the always hilarious Mike Sterling. His comments on Tiberius are too funny!


"There's something surprisingly nostalgic about how entirely non-convincing these are. Calling them "prop replica(s)," as the solicit does, seems to be pushing the definition a bit."


"Get ready for arguments over whether "K'plah" or "Qapla'" is the accepted spelling."


"This seems a tad bit...disrespectful, somehow. Though admittedly, the original Enterprise didn't seem to have any shortage of bottles of contraband Romulan Ale, so I guess a bottle opener is a fair representation. "All abord the USS Booze-a-prise! Drinking frequencies open, barkeep!""


"Cologne named after Kirk? That may be too much for any one man to live up to. I think if I were to open a bottle of this, the scent would grab a ceiling fixture and swing both feet directly into my chest."

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

We're a hit!

The audience at the Dragon Theatre in Palo Alto, CA went space-crazy for "Look At His Butt!"
"Real belly-laughs!"

"I really enjoyed it and thought it was fresh and creative. Hope you do it again."

"Your show was great! I particularly liked the interview with Kirk's Mom."

"The best show about Shatner's butt I've ever seen!"

"Howeird reviewed Shatner Butt Girls who did a show last Saturday as entertaining & tightly scripted - worth full price"

"Just got home from the Palo Alto show, you guys were great! I was there with my husband [...] we both loved it - particularly the K/S bit."

New podcast coming soon - Butt Girls' Honor!