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Saturday, December 08, 2012

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

We Are All Going To Helll

Thank you, Marc Thomas. (The name of the file is "I Can See Your House From Here")

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Friday, November 23, 2012

Show #166 - Nov 23

Episode 166 on MP3

Two True Freaks - Court Martial and Measure of a Man
We watch Wrath of Khan - with the Director's Commentary!
Presents! Lene got Star Trek cookie cutters (from Think Geek) and Kitty got the Galaxy Quest graphic novel!
Sex toys! The Succu-Dry (courtesy of Regretsy) and the Fleshlight Freaks line of really icky products
The Etsy segment!
Fine Art! All of TOS in one poster by Dusty Abell
We watch a REALLY BAD ep of The Virginian, "Black Jade"

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Thursday, November 08, 2012

Bill talks about Shatoetry on Brand X!

We cannot wait for the Valentine's version of the app!
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Sunday, October 21, 2012

MIDWEST TOUR SHOW! Complete Works of William Shatner!

Episode Midwest Tour on MP3

Our report on our trip to see the Complete Works of William Shatner (Abridged)
And our interview with the cast!

Go see it if you can - Oct 26 and 27 at the Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis!

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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Jazzy Star Trek Theme!

Found this gem while looking for another piece of music - a great jazz version of the classic TOS theme as interpreted by John Stetch!

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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Show #163 - September 30

Episode 163 on MP3

Complete Works of William Shatner (Abridged) in Minneapolis!
Fan Mail!
The Lockwood Story, yet again
Crossover with the Two True Freaks podcast?
Go look at the joke (on Facebook!)
Follow Robert Burnett on Twitter! - He had a great rant about the new Trek movie title
Bill will make a documentary about Xena fandom! (via
Canadica takes on Bill
The news about BBS etc.
The Etsy segment!
 Homework: What is the mascot for Starfleet Academy?

He's angry cos he has no legs (and cos he looks nothing like Bill) 

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Friday, September 28, 2012

You Never Need One

Via - Star Trek Pick-Up Lines:

No, Jim, you never did, and you never will.


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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Video of Bill at Phoenix Comic Con

And a great article praising the Shatner-ness of Shatner.

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Bill was nice to a fan!

Our thanks to Cap'n Ho.

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Monday, June 11, 2012

Support a Shatner Fan!

Our good friend and frequent attendee at Shatfest Mike McGee has created a trailer for his book, "String of Pearls," which has received great reviews and been recommended for a Hugo! (Yay, Mike!)

Check it out and pass it along!

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Bill! Doesn't! Like! to LOSE!

In remembrance of Dick Clark, here's Bill's losing moment on $20,000 Pyramid, handled with Shatnerian grace and style.

Sorry, can't embed.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Esquire + Bill

In this month's Esquire magazine, Bill talks about being Jewish in Montreal, doing drugs in Amsterdam, success and failure, and missing his dogs and horses.

Read it here.

I think doing his very personal one-man show is making him more comfortable with self-revelation. He doesn't duck questions and turn them into jokes.

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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Show #156 - March 24

Episode 156 on MP3

We review Shatner's World - but no spoilers!

(short version: it was great)

And here's a pretty good review that had more information in it.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Show #155 - March 10

Episode 155 on MP3

We're going to see Bill in Chicago!
So sad about the death of Davy Jones
Buy the karaoke version of Bill's "Common People" - only $2.99!
Forbes: 5 Leadership Lessons From James T Kirk
What 1970s movies could Bill have been in? Your thoughts?

Davy, you were so adorable when you were high.

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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Kirk and Chameleon Boy: Trek/Legion #5

There are several things we must point out here. First, just to explain, the Legion and the TOS gang are in a Mirror Universe in the Future, hence the costumes. (I don't know why Kirk isn't wearing command gold, tho.) That's supposed to be Sulu sitting between Uhura and Kirk.

But check out Chameleon Boy vamping behind Kirk:


That's some costume! (It's what Shadow Lass is wearing - the blue woman in the first panel.) Too bad Kirk looks like a weird cross between McCoy and Movie!Kirk. I think he enjoys wearing skimpy outfits, don't you?

The last panel is also interesting for Cham's tongue action (done with a smile) and Kirk's quite interested reaction. Is he into shapeshifters, too? What am I saying! He's Kirk! He's into everything!

Source: Star Trek and the Legion of Superheroes #5 from IDW Publishing.

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Sunday, March 04, 2012

Let the Festivities Begin!

Bill will turn 81 this month and John Tenuto created this great video to kick things off!

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Friday, March 02, 2012

A rose is a rose is a rose is ... IN THE WAY!

From a fantastic set of rare stills at


Thanks to Our Man in New Zealand for the heads-up.

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Wednesday, February 29, 2012


You've probably wondering why we aren't posting 12-15 times a day about Bill's show on Broadway.

Well, that's because we're seeing it here in Chicago in 2 weeks and we don't want to know too much in advance.

But Bill! Is! ... EVERY...where.

Even on a stoop. Shtoop. Shtup.

View more videos at:

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Friday, February 17, 2012

Bill Shills! An oldie but a goodie

Handyman!Shatner builds a stairway to heaven.

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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Kirk + 6 Legionnaires = Master of His Domain

Remember how we discussed which female Legionnaire Kirk would like the most? Well, forget it, he gets all of them:

Too bad he looks kinda like Lee Majors here. But breasts! Lots of breasts! And Kirk's holding a BIG gun.

Cover for IDW's Star Trek : Legion of Superheroes #5

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Monday, February 13, 2012

Trek Valentine's Day Card

Make geeky Valentines Day Cards here

Such as ...

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Friday, February 10, 2012

Kirk Would Not Allow Dr. Who on His Ship

But Picard would, apparently. Check this out:

A new comic crossover featuring Star Trek: The Next Generation and Doctor Who by IDW Publishing, announced for May, to be called "Doctor Who / Star Trek: The Next Generation".

Imagine Kirk when confronted with the Doctor.

Kirk: Have him thrown in the brig. He's clearly a madman. And get that box off my ship.

Doctor: Are you the Captain? Your awesomness levels are off the chart.

Kirk: Belay that order.

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Thursday, February 09, 2012

Uhura on the Big Screen in Seattle 2/15/12

The wonderful women at Geek Girl Con have made this event! I wish we could go! It will be AWESOME!

Ensign Geek, set your phaser to fun! Join GeekGirlCon at the Central Cinema on Wednesday, February 15 at 7:00 p.m. for three Star Trek episodes featuring our favorite communications officer Lt. Uhura. See Nichelle Nichols groundbreaking role is on the big screen including the episodes “Mirror, Mirror” and “Plato’s Stepchildren.” Also on the bill is “Lorelie Signal” from Star Trek: The Animated Series.

Take this opportunity to introduce you young geeks in you life to the show that started a pop culture and geek culture revolution.

Details and cheat codes:

Date: Wednesday, February 15th
Where: Central Cinema (1411 21st AVE, Seattle)
Time: 7:00 PM
Who: All ages
Cost: $5 (goes toward your food voucher)
TV Dinner at the Central Cinema located in Seattle’s Central District at 21st Avenue and East Union Street. If you’ve never been to a TV Dinner before, here’s how it works: you pay just $5.00 and it gets you a TV Dinner food voucher to secure your seat. Then order up some snacks and cash in your voucher with your waiter against your tab. Easy!

Contact Kelly at with questions or for more information on this event. To find out more about the Central Cinema, visit

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Is Bill Coming to Your Town?

The Butt Girls have 2nd row seats in Chicago on March 16. We will be having a Very! Special! ... SHATMOY!

Tour dates posted here.

IMPORTANT: Check the website of your local venue. Even though it said tickets go on sale Feb. 3, Chicago has an American Express presale. The front row is already sold out. YIKES!

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

I guess today is Star Trek Mashup Day

Not What You Think

No, it's not an online and strangely stiff captain propositioning an Orion Slave. It's the online Trek version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"!

It's only available outside the U.S. but that's OK because we have PLENTY of LISTENERS All! Around! ... the GLOBE!



You have your orders.

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Death of the Negotiator

Priceline is killing off the Negotiator as part of a rebranding. No word on Bill continuing as their spokesperson.

But the commercial is a hoot!

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Show #153 - Jan 17

Episode 153 on MP3

Bill woos an Australian weather girl!
Dueling BAMFs!
Futurama and why we love Zap Brannigan
Weird or What?
Bill in Australia!
Bill on Piers Morgan (looking very good)

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Bill Always Welcomes the Chance to "Go Native"

(Not to mention "going native" on Natalie Wood.)

And there's this analysis of such a movie from The Mary Sue:
"I’ll say right now that I would totally watch a badly cut together remake of Avatar that uses color-shifted clips from Star TrekWest Side Story, and The Longest Day, and laugh and laugh. This poster, like those that come after it, cut right to the heart of a cinematic time period and the taste of Hollywood at the time, to point out that if this story had shown up in that era, William Shatner would totally have gotten his way into a blue girl’s pants, and no better blue girl than the one who Hollywood already considered to be an virginal all-American sweetheart capable of passing for an ethnicity she clearly was not."

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