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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Is Bill Coming to Your Town?

The Butt Girls have 2nd row seats in Chicago on March 16. We will be having a Very! Special! ... SHATMOY!

Tour dates posted here.

IMPORTANT: Check the website of your local venue. Even though it said tickets go on sale Feb. 3, Chicago has an American Express presale. The front row is already sold out. YIKES!

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

I guess today is Star Trek Mashup Day

Not What You Think

No, it's not an online and strangely stiff captain propositioning an Orion Slave. It's the online Trek version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"!

It's only available outside the U.S. but that's OK because we have PLENTY of LISTENERS All! Around! ... the GLOBE!



You have your orders.

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Death of the Negotiator

Priceline is killing off the Negotiator as part of a rebranding. No word on Bill continuing as their spokesperson.

But the commercial is a hoot!

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Show #153 - Jan 17

Episode 153 on MP3

Bill woos an Australian weather girl!
Dueling BAMFs!
Futurama and why we love Zap Brannigan
Weird or What?
Bill in Australia!
Bill on Piers Morgan (looking very good)

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Bill Always Welcomes the Chance to "Go Native"

(Not to mention "going native" on Natalie Wood.)

And there's this analysis of such a movie from The Mary Sue:
"I’ll say right now that I would totally watch a badly cut together remake of Avatar that uses color-shifted clips from Star TrekWest Side Story, and The Longest Day, and laugh and laugh. This poster, like those that come after it, cut right to the heart of a cinematic time period and the taste of Hollywood at the time, to point out that if this story had shown up in that era, William Shatner would totally have gotten his way into a blue girl’s pants, and no better blue girl than the one who Hollywood already considered to be an virginal all-American sweetheart capable of passing for an ethnicity she clearly was not."

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Today's Giggle

From screencrave's Top 10 Most Berserk Computers in Film, coming in at #3:
"V’ger [...] decided to return to Earth to find its creator, which V’ger assumes is God.  Instead, V’ger finds William Shatner’s hairpiece and Leonard Nimoy’s fake ears and decides to wipe out the Earth in a rage.  All of which is yet another reason why we probably shouldn’t let our PCs get too religious, apparently."
Amen to that.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Wooing the Trekkie Vote?

This is supposed to be a Kirk Cookie Jar but this Butt Girl thinks it looks like Mitt Romney in a captain's shirt.

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Monday, January 02, 2012

Bill's Signature Analyzed!

Kathi McKnight, a handwriting analyst, got Bill's autograph and posted her thoughts here.

"What an incredible visionary. The upper loops, (when properly placed!) have to do with the ability to visualize into the future, all the things we cannot see, touch or feel. Sounds pretty trekkie-like doesn't it!!"

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