Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Lene gets email.

I got spam email today:
Subject: Bill for lene
From: "creighton yaser"
Date: Tue, September 30, 2008 2:05 am

Hello lene, the bill is attached. Password is 123.

I was so excited when I saw the subject header! Bill! In my email! For me!

But Bill wasn't attached.

Now I am sad. :-(

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Answer!

Read on...

JK: Like a flash of lightning it came to me!
JK: The answer to the Ultimate Trek Question!
LT: 42?
JK: What was Kirk doing between the 5YM and TMP?
LT: going down on a belly dancer?
JK: Yeah that too but his main "assignment"
JK: He was the consultant on a TV show about him and his adventures. Kind of a "wagon train to the stars"...
JK: Just thought you'd wanna know
LT: that's great
JK: You could really get your mind all fucked up thinking about it. That's what we've been watching all these years - a TV show/movies from the future. Sent here by Starfleet to shape that future because we were on the wrong track.
JK: Actually sent by the Time Cops.
LT: a "historical document"
JK: Yeah
JK: And the Galaxy Quest people caught onto it
LT: yes!
JK: So we're the Thurmians.
LT: we have speculums
JK: But with no tentacles.
JK: That's why Kirk has all the best lines. Not because the actor (WS) wanted it that way (he was a real team player) but because the real Kirk said, "Why do you have Spock saying that? I said that!"
JK: Then he'd go home at night and want to bitch to Brandt but he couldn't because she was still so pissed off that she's not in the show.
JK: I'm glad that's settled.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Bill's favorite muffins (sort of)

Willam Shatner's Banana Nut Bread

12 - 15 muffins or 1 loaf


2/3 cup honey
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1 tablespoon yogurt
3 bananas
1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1-3/4 cups whole wheat flour
1/4 cup wheat bran
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup nuts


1: Cream together honey, butter, eggs and yogurt.

2: Mash bananas well with fork, stir in 1/2 tsp (2ml) baking soda and set aside.

3: Mix together flour, bran, salt and remaining mixture. Add bananas, mix thoroughly.

4: Stir in nuts. Pour into buttered 9x5 in (2litre) loaf pan.

5: Bake in 350F (180C) oven for 1 hour or until tester inserted in centre comes out clean.

6: Remove from pan and cool on rack. Makes 1 loaf.