Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Show #94 - Sept 1

Episode 94 on MP3

Presents! Lene gets a big Star Trek binder from JK: Star Trek Universe User's Manual, which contains...
Trivia questions!
And JK gets some office supplies from Lene
Craptastic cards!
500 Star Trek comic books!
Spock's Psycho File, from Gold Key comics, courtesy of scans_daily
Christopher Plummer - insane or delusional?
Star Trek the Experience: Decommissioned.

We need reporters for Shatfest!!!


Sarek as Robin of Sherwood

Bill on E! True Hollywood story

Here are all the pieces, via YouTube. You have to put up with the software warning in the middle...









Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Bill wants ABC to WIN! WIN! WIN!



Butt Girls Commentary via iChat:

LT: he looked good
JK: Yeah
LT: he hasn't gained back the weight
LT: go Bill!
JK: not yet
LT: his doctor is daring him to keep it off
LT: Oh right I forgot
LT: "Bill, most of my patients gain it back right away..."
JK: HAHAHAHA
JK: I think this Patton thing is one of Bill's best shills ever - right up there with "You'll never meet a bigger whore than I am"
LT: totally. and very Denny, too
JK: Yep
LT: I like the way Spader wanders in
JK: I'm so glad they were renewed
LT: like this was in the back office of Crane Pool etc.
JK: The 13-episode arc is supposed to focus on Denny & Alan
LT: ooh
LT: maybe they'll get married in California at the end
JK: It probably is, right next to that little kitchen
JK: Awwwwww...
LT: hahaha
LT: just to prove a point. not to have sex or anything.
JK: OF course not!
JK: They just want to make a point and file joint income taxes
LT: yep
LT: and write off those spa trips together
JK: Can married people do that?
JK: I've been missing out
LT: it's for business
JK: Funny business
LT: Denny would find a way to make it work
JK: In his strange little fantasy world...

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Show #93 - Aug 23

Episode 93 on MP3

Some fun tidbits
Email from Iddy! Review of Me So Horny, thoughts on The Empath, and most importantly, this book -
Tanya Lemani's Have Belly, Will Travel
Quvmoh at the SF Museum!
Shatfest 2008 - Sept 18
Bill's Live Autographs

Monday, August 04, 2008

Show #92 - August 4

Episode 92 on MP3

Star Trek the Tour --> Star Trek the Exhibition
Star Trek the Experience closing down
Bill nominated for an Emmy
Another hall of fame - broadcasters
Raw Nerve in August - with Leonard!
Empath mini-review
Listener opinion: When is it okay to quote fiction to convey your sentiments?
Wrath of Khan action figures
The Very Long Article about Bill
Kindertrauma
Shatner spotlight

What Hooker episode should we watch?



Star Trek Death Of Spock Kirk and Spock 2-Pack Figures Description:
* Hold back the tears!
* Recreate the heart-wrenching scene!
* You can't live without this!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Show #91 - July 12

Episode 91 on MP3

Special mini-show - Boston Legal finale review

We'll be back soon, everyone - JK's busy being a Star!



It's always worth reposting the picture of Kirk doing his Bill the Cat impression

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Show #89 - June 8, 2008

Episode 89 on MP3

Birthday present for JK! Bill's book on iTunes!
The Star Trek quiz in Parade - see if you know more than us
Bill is EVERYWHERE shilling for his book!
Things for you to watch:
- Condensed Spock's Brain
- Trouble with Toupees
- ST: TMP, Pon Farr Edition
- For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched Your Thigh
Star Trek: The Cake! [THIS IS A DISASTER]
We got an 8.0 on Blogged!
Francine's dream of Bill
Space Beer!
Star Trek [:] The Tour in SPACE JAIL!
Bill's story about singing at the MTV awards
The Kirk Bear!


Your mission: FIND THIS BEAR

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Thank you, Chad!



It is the best!

Get your own, or have Chad make you custom stickers and decals at VinylRocket.

Bill monologue - The People



Yeah, yeah, stupid movie, Bill acting his heart out but OMG LOOK AT HIS TIGHT PANTS!!! That's some EVE for ya.

We reviewed this pile of shite in Show #48.

Bill monologue - Sole Survivor



Shaved chest alert!

We reviewed this movie at some point, but for the life of me I can't figure out which show it was. Ack! (It was a really good movie.)