Show #77 - Nov 3

Episode 77 on MP3

Star Trek movie news - here's the cast
Why not including Bill in the new movie is a bad business decision
MovieBlog article about ignoring Trekkies
"Shatner is Kirk" at YTMND
Boston Legal mini-marathon
Star Trek: The Tour
Steam Trek
Look at his butt in Swedish!
EW's male hotties of the 60s - NO BILL
Dave's Long Box Nostalgiametrics - Shatner points!
Bad Spock Drawings!


Thanks, Spompus!


Vulcan catcher. See it in action here!

Bill shills for Jumpstart!

The ending is great.

Show #76 - Oct 21

Episode 76 on MP3

Dreams of William Shatner - send in your dreams!
More showings of Menagerie!
Stephen Hawking vs. Crazy Pike - who would win?
Man Trap remastered - the Salt Vampire episode!
Internet World silliness from 1996



There is no picture for this podcast, because graphics DON'T BELONG ON THE WEB.

Steam Trek!

The best part of this is Sootie.

Bill sez NO!

Is William Shatner in the New Star Trek Movie?

"I don't do cameos."

We have a new blog!

Come check out Dreams of William Shatner. We'll be posting our own Bill dreams, as well as dreams that you send in. Of course, we'd LOVE to know what Bill dreams about...

Menagerie on the big screen!

This is SO COOL. We have our tickets already. Go to the website to check where it's playing near you!

Lene goes to SiliCon! Oct 5-7 in SJ

Click through for more information. Details on my panel when I have them.

Signs Mr. Spock Doesn't Like You

Snagged from BBSpot.

11. He uses you as a guinea pig for the new, more painful Vulcan nerve pinch.
10. Always keeps giving you the "angry eyebrow" treatment.
9. Lately, after saying "Live Long And Prosper," he gives you a nasty look and mumbles something that sounds a lot like "except you, you bastard."
8. Keeps asking you to put on your red shirt when accompanying him on away teams.
7. He and Dr. McCoy start pointing and giggling at you while you're conversing with the Captain.
6. He keeps giving Scotty incorrect coordinates so you beam down next to hostile aliens.
5. He doesn't need to get high on spores to punch you in the face.
4. Won't use Vulcan mind meld to save you from the alien, decides beaming up and leaving you behind would be more logical.
3. Keeps making "I've got my eyes on you" sign at you behind Kirk's back.
2. He tells you it's highly illogical even before you've started to speak.
1. He uses the other Vulcan salute. The one with only one finger.

Little tiny podcast hiatus.

Lene, she sick; Kitty, she singing in Broadway musical. Back soon with the Trek.

Best new Shatner catch-phrase.

From an email we just got:

"But then i downloaded real...and it hit me, like giant bolts of william shatner thunder that...THE MAN IS FUCKING AMAZING!!! the voice, the poetry, the ASS!!!"

There you go. "Giant Bolts of William Shatner Thunder". YES!

Shatfest! Nov 8 in El Cerrito, CA

Will the Thrill PRESENTS!
It's the return of the ever-popular THRILLVILLE SHATFEST: TRIBUTE TO WILLIAM SHATNER
featuring the first-ever Cerrito Shatfest and the Shatfest debut of Big Bill's infamous, legendary all Esperanto-language, devil-worshipping cult classic INCUBUS (1965), with producer Tony Taylor in person!
Plus THE DEVIL-ETTES live on stage!
Admission: $8, 9:15 PM at the El Cerrito Speakeasy Theatre
And meet the BUTT-GIRLS!!!

Show #75 - Sept. 21

Episode 75 on MP3

Rifftrax: Star Trek V - Yay!
Julia's Shatner fanvid
Amanda's email - Where did Kirk's make-up come from in "Enemy Within"?
Paulette's email - "An Erlenmeyer flask flask full of death!"
Mego Museum Trek cards!
History of K/S - to be published by Beyond Dreams Press
Analytics According to Captain Kirk
JK's Project Manager K/S


Thank you, Scott!

Kirk love. Oh yeah.

Thanks to Greg for cluing us in to this stellar example of man-love for Kirk's charm and hotness. I quote this in its entirety from Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin:

Get a load of this handsome bastard:



This is the "retailer incentive" variant cover for Star Trek Year Four #2,but IDW really missed a bet not making that the regular cover.

Also, looking at that makes you realize, in regards to the forthcoming Star Trek film "reboot" -- it's a fool's game to recast Kirk. I mean, how do you top perfection?

Show #74 - Sept 6

Episode 74 on MP3

Tom Cruise in the new Trek movie? And who is the villain going to be? And what's with the casting call?
OT: Ian McKellen on Extras
The Geek Hierarchy, via Brunching Shuttlecocks
McCoy's "I'm a doctor, not a ..." quotes
Jen writes us a story!! And we're in it!!!
Spock: Annoying?
Buttons the Radical Boy Scout!!
JK has Shatner dreams - and what does Bill dream about?
If Edward Gorey drew Star Trek! by Shaenon Garrity


Gay robots!


The Trouble with Tribbles if Gorey has drawn it, by Shaenon Garrity

Tribute to William Shatner

Julia does really good fanvid!

Show #73 - Aug 23

Episode 73 on MP3

Liberace and time travel!

Remastered Squire of Gothos live blogging
Q-Squared by Peter David - we need a book report!
Jon Carroll's column about a piece by Ursula LeGuin, Return of the Genre Zombie (a pdf)
We discuss what "science fiction" is, and time travel
And a bit of smut to end the show



Spockabeth and his talking horse



Bill seduces the camera (again)

Next best thing to a spanking list

You know you want one.
JK and I each have one, thanks to our Man in New Zealand, Greg!

1966 Shatner interview

JK and I have this on tape and Bill is SO MUCH MORE GORGEOUS when you can see him clearly. I believe we fangirl'd over this in a show from last year. Bill is one of the few people who could appear in full TV makeup, outside in natural light, and still look SO MUCH MORE GORGEOUS than ordinary people.

Ultimate Bill the Cat!

Here's Bill the Cat (and his lovable sidekick and part-time serial killer Spock) drunk and blowing space bubbles with his phaser. (Don't ask me; JK just sent it to me with that caption.)

Wanna see a Shatner swallow?

Shatner Chats With Fans About The Emmy Submitted Boston Legal Episode "Son of the Defender"

Courtesy of ShatnerVision. Watching Bill try to deal with an online chat room is priceless.

New Brad Paisley video - "Online"

Starring BILL! (and Jason Alexander)

Tom Snyder and Trek

Tom Snyder recently passed away. For fans of a certain age, his Tomorrow show was always worth watching, for interviews with rock stars, writers, and TV stars. The hour he spent with DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, and Harlan Ellison is classic.

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Show #72 - Aug 11

Episode 72 on MP3

Bill (and Boston Legal) nominated for Emmys!
M2 magazine (see the cover below)
Bill's talk show on the new Bio channel - Raw Nerve
Bill on the Best Damn Sports Show Period - An Ode to Basketball
Bill does an interview for Just For Laughs in Montreal
Star Trek wax figures - check out the video and the article
Star Tre: the New Voyages - the Gay Episode
Star Trek in Internet World magazine - 1995!
Trek actors comment on Galaxy Quest
We play the Star Trek Trivia Challenge!

Live Khan Improv

"The Wrath of Khan" from "The Khan Saga", a series of Star Trek parodies performed in the early 1990s by the Toronto improv team The Chumps. It is from "Trek Talk", a documentary about Star Trek fans around the the Star Trek 25th anniversary celebrations. Interview with members of the cast are included. For details, contact: info@fortherecordproductions.com

You can read a bit about The Chumps here.

Spock's Brain Live!

"Spock's Brain is a live presentation of an actual Star Trek episode! The talented cast, in full Star Trek costumes—er, uniforms—performs the episode on a great-looking set with actual music and sound effects from the original Star Trek television series. It's not a spoof or a parody of Star Trek—it is the actual episode in its entirety!"

This performance ran in 2004. Read more about it here!

Cast:
Matt Bianco played Captain Kirk.
Stephen Millunzi played "Bones" and the surface Morg.
Andy Bray played Chekov and a security morg (fight scene).
Cesario Tio played Sulu.
Lola Davidson played Nurse Chapel & Luma.
Gabriel Diani played Spock.
Tom Deters played Scotty.
Kelly Park played Uhura.
Danny Esguerra played a red shirt & a morg.
Produced & Directed by Mike Carano

Zachary Quinto is Spock...

Kirk's lovable sidekick.

From deep in Internet history...

We'll be talking about this in an upcoming show. You get a dollar if you know where this images comes from.

Show #71 - July 18

Episode 71 on MP3

An episode and a movie!

We review the remastered Miri - A beaker full of DEATH!
And finally - Galaxy Quest!
The Questarian - The Galaxy Quest Fandom site
New stuff on Star Trek History
Is Spock really a loveable sidekick?

Show #70 - July 7

Episode 70 on MP3

Boston Legal finale - not a shocker
Bill interviewed by Henry Rollins!
Henry talks about it on Shatner Vision (and here and here)
Will the Thrill wrote a book!
"Live" blogging of remastered Spock's Brain
Part 2 of Married on a Full Moon
Homework: Finish this story!!

Bill talks about Kingdom of the Spiders!

Shatner In The Kingdom of the Spiders

That ShatnerVision, man, you have to stay on top of it.

Murphy's Bar & Grill - Riverside, Iowa

Best License Plate Ever!

Note: this car does not belong to JK or LT. Honest.

Show #69 - June 17

Episode 69 on MP3

LT gives presents to JK - "Got William Shatner" decal!
Shatfest at the Cerrito Speakeasy Thurs Nov 8th
Museum of Science Fiction - crew quarters! The captain's rumpus room!
The Priceline Negotiator on MySpace
FanLib's Trek contest
Bad Trek fiction - Spock is a VAMPIRE!
And lots of news:
Spock search engine
Show me the Money on the air again
A really bad Shatner fan vid
Tommy Turvey, horse torturer
Sign up for the Shatner mailing list
Mego Kirk doll reissue

Show #68 - June 4

Episode 68 on MP3

A movie and more!

We review Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)
Eddie Izzard on Trek - and the Ship's Accountant, Steven
Bad Astronomy blog on remastered Trek
Email from Germany! The Enterprise on the River Rhine
William Shatner as Jesus?
Jump the Shark on TOS
Kalinara's Orion question
43 Things - I Want To Meet William Shatnerand listen as we post live
Star Trek - The Lost Episode (Part 1)

Bonus: Go about 3.5 minutes into this clip to see Bill roping Marcy before he does battle with spiders.


LOOK AT HIS BUTT!!!

Bill shills, part 8 million

This lovely ad was sent in by Ryan Hunwicks. Bill shills for shit!



In his own words: "You'll never meet a bigger whore than me."

Marjorie Kirk as the Ship's Computer.

M: There's somebody on this ship who shouldn't be on it!

JTK: An intruder?

M: Didn't I just say so?

JTK: Computer, describe the intruder.

M: Well, he's kinda funny looking.

JTK: Specify.

M: I don't know, just kinda funny looking.

JTK: COMPUTER--

M: Now don't you get snippy with me, young mister, or there'll be no pie for you after dinner.

JTK: I! Need! Details!

M: Well, you remember that boy from Sleepy Eye that your cousin Lester went to trade school with? The one who got kicked in the head when they went cow-tipping, which they shouldn't have been doing anyway? These aliens kinda remind me of him before he got kicked. They got the same up-to-no-good look in their eye.

Spock: Eyes.

M: No, Mr. Know it All, I said eye and I mean eye. They only got the one and right now, the big mean-looking fella's using it. Oh! Doncha know the others just got theirs out of their pockets! Jimmy, you better get down to the engineering section. They're making a terrible mess--

(Kirk leaves the bridge as the computer continues)

M: --and I can tell you one thing, I'm not cleaning that up! Nosirreebob. I do everything on this ship and I don't even get a card on Mother's Day.

Inspired by Wildcat's suggestion. She always has the best ideas!

Yes, let him handle us easily!

Puka shells. Satin shirt. Shaved chest. Vintage Bill!

Show #67 - May 21

Episode 67 on MP3

Boston Legal catch-up and more!

Boston Legal - 5 episodes in 90 minutes
Boston Legal fan promo - Why was the finale pre-empted?
Phyllis Diller, Bernadette Peters, Chuck McCann, Barack Obama, and the Stanley Cup
JTK conceived at Murphy's in Riverside, Iowa!
George Takei tells a funny story about Bill
Shatner weekend by proxy - shorts, chairs, and videos at Shatner Vision
Wil Wheaton says it's a good year to be a Trekker and reviews TNG Haven at TVSquad
Fan Club news - Bill's autobiography, Me So Horny Far
June 1 - Bill on the Henry Rollins Show
Bill writes a TOS outline: Web of Death
And a visit from Marjorie!


Denny Crane.

5/13/07: In lieu of a podcast...

L T: ok, put your "show voice" on
JungleKitty: My "show typing" you mean
L T: yes!
L T: Hello, LAHB listeners!
JungleKitty: Is this our Podcast for the Deaf?
L T: yes!
L T: We're here to explain why there is no show this week
JungleKitty: Cough cough *wheeeeeze*
JungleKitty: That's why
L T: it's because JK has been so sick!
L T: she can't talk at all.
JungleKitty: Poor me
L T: and I can't carry a whole podcast by myself. that would be suicide.
L T: but we want you to know that we've got TONS of stuff for the next show!
L T: Bill has been busy as ever
L T: And there is much Trek in the news
JungleKitty: Boston Legal finished taping for the season a couple of weeks ago.
JungleKitty: Like last year, the Shatner Weekend people were there on the last day.
JungleKitty: AND THIS IS THE BIG NEWS! Denny Crane's boxer shorts with the target on them were auctioned.
JungleKitty: A friend of ours (Iddy) is now the proud owner.
L T: yes! we'll have a full report on that.
JungleKitty: Maybe later you can have a boxer shorts moment, like your pants moment.
L T: hmm, I'll have to think about that. I haven't *held* the boxer shorts.
JungleKitty: But you've dreamed of it, right?
L T: I've definitely let the thought enter my head.
JungleKitty: When I think of Bill's underwear, it's not boxers.
L T: I'm sure he was wearing boxer-brief type things under the target ones
JungleKitty: Yeah, we saw the waistband, remember?
L T: right! I thought so.
JungleKitty: Let's see...what else is new in Bill's wardrobe?
L T: I haven't been watching Shatner vision. There is too much going on over there. New videos every 5 minutes.
JungleKitty: There's one of him signing autographs at Shatner Weekend but it's actually kinda boring. I think it's one of those "you had to be there" moments.
L T: but Bill's been doing interviews all over the place!
JungleKitty: And this week he's on Good Morning America, Late Night with Conan O'Brien and The View. New Yorkers should be on the lookout!
L T: ...because as we know, Bill is *everywhere*.
JungleKitty: Well duh.
JungleKitty: Hey I have news but have to change the names of the people involved.
L T: ooh! intrigue!
JungleKitty: A fanfic friend of mine who has turned pro had a run-in with the original Alpha Monkey!
L T: OMG!
L T: the one for whom ALL Alpha Monkeys are named!
JungleKitty: Yep. His attitude was "I read your story and liked it so you're OBLIGED to read AND ENJOY mine."
L T: All hail the MONKEY!
JungleKitty: I wish I'd saved his emails. I egged him on because he was so entertainingly stupid.
L T: if our listeners use the Intarwebs, they have no doubt encountered this species on their own.
L T: Listeners, if you have accounts of baiting Alpha Monkeys, please send them in!
JungleKitty: And remember - nothing makes an Alpha Monkey madder than being ignored.
L T: I love it when they shake the bars and screech.
JungleKitty: Who doesn't?
JungleKitty: Isn't that why everyone visits the Alpha Monkey House at the online zoo?
L T: Completely.
JungleKitty: In other news: Remember Riverside, Iowa? Location of Invasion Iowa?
JungleKitty: Of course you do. As you know, it is the future-birthplace of James T. Kirk. But they have shown true initiative and astounding research skills.
JungleKitty: "a local bar boasts a plaque claiming that
Kirk will be conceived on the premises."
JungleKitty: I think we need to ask Marjorie about this sometime.
L T: wow!
JungleKitty: I wish we knew the name of the bar.
L T: I didn't think his mother was that kind of gal.
L T: I'm sure we can find out.
JungleKitty: Do they serve Trek-themed drinks like a Transporter Accident?
L T: hahaha!
JungleKitty: Does this call his paternity into question?
L T: ooh, good point!
L T: We should look at the website for Riverside. This information is probably on the front page.
JungleKitty: Now I'm dying to go there.
JungleKitty: What bar do you think David Marcus was conceived in?
L T: I think he was conceived in the back seat of Mitchell's car
JungleKitty: LOL!
JungleKitty: Amid all the empty beer cans.
L T: and peeps boxes.
JungleKitty: Hee!
L T: well, we may have to employ a Foreign Correspondent to go to the bar and take pictures.
JungleKitty: I'd be happy to pay for FC's drinks.
L T: Listeners, any volunteers?
JungleKitty: Get drunk for the cause!
L T: yes!
JungleKitty: And speaking of causes - this is National Masturbation Month.
L T: oh yes! all the sex toy places are having sales.
L T: a good month to try new toys!
JungleKitty: And report back to us.
L T: yes. we want to know what's good.
JungleKitty: And who's been bad.
JungleKitty: Here's a quote from Bryan Singer: One night I went over the Patrick Stewart’s house to have dinner with him. He had a surprise for me and I thought it was pictures from the day I did my cameo [on TNG]. And the doorbell rings and William Shatner and his wife came in and it was awesome. I ended up playing Next Generation pinball with William Shatner in Patrick’s game room and I can’t even describe it.
L T: WOW!
JungleKitty: I'm sure Bill kicked his ass.
L T: I wonder if Bill and Patrick had a fight after dinner.
JungleKitty: I'm sure Bill kicked his ass.
L T: YES!
JungleKitty: I'm surprised Patrick has a TNG pinball game.
L T: it's just to keep the fans occupied when they come to his house.
JungleKitty: Did he get offended when Bill yelled, "I'm gonna spin this off the bald guy's head!"
L T: ha!
L T: I bet Bill got the highest score EVER on that machine.
JungleKitty: The machine retired right after.
L T: yep. no point in playing any more games.
JungleKitty: I bet when Bill does a woman, all her sex toys retire.
L T: yes!
L T: Well, listeners, next time we'll have a fun, weirdish surprise for you - a plot treatment for a TOS ep written by Bill!
JungleKitty: And it's spooooooky!
L T: We will read it dramatically, as it's VERY DRAMATIC
JungleKitty: Are you sure you don't want Marjorie to read it?
L T: oh, let's read it twice - I'll do it once, and then Marjorie can do it.
JungleKitty: Okey dokey.
L T: Excellent!
JungleKitty: Well, shall we wrap this up?
JungleKitty: Is it time for the drum solo?
L T: I think so.
L T: Next week we'll be back better than ever - popcorn, Vernor's, the whole 9 yards!
JungleKitty: Yum!
L T: So keep sending us email and remember - LOOK AT HIS BUTT!!!
JungleKitty: Everybody hum the theme song!

Old But Fun Bill Interview

Stupid Questions...with William Shatner (EW.com, 2004)

He is. A pop icon. That. Defies definition. The captain of Star Trek,
top cop from T.J. Hooker, and Renaissance man continues his quest for
career reinvention, releasing the spoken-word-set-to-music album Has
Been and starring as an eccentric attorney on Boston Legal. Seeking a
greater understanding of the Shat — and to celebrate the release of a
deluxe DVD set of Star Trek's first season — we beamed him down to a
planet we like to call Stupid Questions.

Before we get started, I should ask: Are you gellin'?
No, I'm yelling. It's my jaundice.

I'd like to explore new frontiers. Any tips?
Yes, the airline is really good and it's out of Denver.

Pretend I'm a Trekkie and I spot you on the street. What's the proper etiquette?
You run one way. I run the other.

What do you normally set your phaser to?
Mostly to the tractor beam. Pulling objects toward me is better than repelling. I'd rather pull you toward me.

I've watched the first season of Star Trek repeatedly and have wrung every ounce of entertainment value out of it. What do I do with it now?
Pass it on to a needy person. A person who seems downcast and...uncultured.

Let's combine your litigating expertise on Boston Legal with your captaining prowess on Star Trek. Argue this, in a halted speech pattern: How can you dodge phaser fire if these beams travel at the speed of light?
You are required. To move faster. Than the speed of light. Einstein's theory. Has been proven. To be nonsense.

You won an Emmy for your guest-starring role on The Practice. When you look at your reflection in the statue, what do you see?
The Emmy is round. And it casts a round reflection. So I look round. And I know it lies.

What's a false rumor about you that you wished desperately were true?
Let's see...who wanted to have a fight with me in a movie?

Edward Norton in Fight Club?
The rumor is that Ed Norton could win a fight with me. I wish desperately it were true.

Which of your shows had the best female groupies: Star Trek, T.J. Hooker, or Rescue 911?
There was quantity in Star Trek and quality in T.J. Hooker. The good ones were all bruised on Rescue 911.

A few years ago, I asked you what the T.J. in T.J. Hooker stood for and you said, ''Toujours.'' I think you can do better than that.
T.J. would be...afternoon tea just for you... Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree...tree...

Have I just stumped the Shat?
No. The Shat is never stumped. The Shat merely needs a little more time to do the dance... What is T.J.? To joust with fools.

A song from Has Been, ''Ideal Woman,'' features the lyrics, ''I love what you eat/You want yogurt?/You got yogurt!'' Is this the feel-good dairy-themed hit of the new millennium?
It's an ode to my wife. And she loves yogurt. So it very well could be.

You once said, ''As a star, I was one step down from Paul Newman — a good actor but not popular enough to bring in big audiences.'' Do you think you could at least out-salad-dressing him?
I couldn't out-salad-dressing him, but I probably could make a better salad.

Is that a challenge?
It is indeed. I want to see how snappy his carrots are.

Posted Nov 26, 2004 | Published in issue #794 Nov 26, 2004

Buster Was A Good Dog.

And we'll miss him.

We Love You, Davy!

We see that the other reason they hired Walter was his ability to mangle accents! And isn't domestic abuse fun!

Thanks, Jonk.

Show #66 - April 29

Episode 66 on MP3

All about you!
Wildcat listens to every LAHB and comments on them!
Jamie Dunst sends us so! much! mail!
Mid-season edition of the Kirk doll
Underwater toupees
Shatner shills for Canadian cell phones
JK's new sex toy!
Ventura's new peep story - Petrified Peeps
We discuss Boarding the Enterprise

Mego Museum Gallery - Thank you Scott Adams!!
IDW publishes Star Trek: Year Four

Set Your Phasers on Cough.

Eddie Izzard does Star Trek.

Show #65 - April 17

Episode 65 on MP3

JK writes a story for Lene, "Stardate 5423.5"
Toughtest Guy competition - Bill LOST to Ed O'Neill! RIPOFF!!!
Bill reads the Book of Exodus - with music! and singers!
Bill smokes too many cigars
Bill hangs with Henry Rollins
CharityBuzz BL set visit auction - $16,500!
The Shatner Show at the Uppercase Gallery in Canada
Boston Legal renewed
Boston Legal - best ep ever
The Defender on Studio One (1957)

Bill vs. Ed O'Neil! VOTE NOW!!

Go to the voting page now! Bill has to win! You can vote as many times as you like, so LET'S GET BILL OVER THE TOP!!

Vote for Bill in the Tough Guy Tournament!

You all need to go to this site - for the 100.5 Fox radio station - and VOTE FOR BILL in their Tough Guy Tournament!!

He's up against some serious competition, but we can put him over the top! You can vote as many times as you want to EVERY DAY!

Do it! Do it NOW! The power of Shatner compels you!

Grand Slam in Pasadena April 13-15, 2007

We're not going! But you should! Look who's going to be there!

COLM MEANEY
Chief Miles O'Brien in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Sunday

NANA VISITOR
Colonel Kira Nerys of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

ROBERT DUNCAN McNEILL
Tom Paris of Star Trek: Voyager - Saturday

CONNOR TRINNEER
Cmdr. Charles 'Trip' Tucker in Enterprise

ROBERT O'REILLY
Gowron on Star Trek: Next Generation & Deep Space Nine

WALTER KOENIG (We love you, Davy!)
Chekov of classic Trek

GEORGE TAKEI
Sulu in the original Star Trek

MARC ALAIMO
Gul Dukat on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

TIM RUSS
Tuvok of Star Trek: Voyager. Mr. Russ will be on hand to discuss his new film work.

CHASE MASTERSON
Leeta of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Ms. Masterson will be on hand to discuss her new film work.

JOHN BILLINGSLEY
Phlox of Enterprise

The Music of Star Trek

Bill Remembers Circus of the Stars! Sequins!

Shatner Remembers: Karate and Swordplay on The Circus of the Stars

Show #64 - March 31

Episode 64 on MP3

LT's report from Wondercon: Mimzy swag and Barbara Luna
Bill's 50 years in TV on YouTube
More Trek movie news
Boston Legal - 2 eps
Latest New Voyages project
NYTimes - Shatner tattoos
An even gayer picture of George Takei
Best stuff in the world: Best Singer, Best Actor, Most Interesting Person in the World, Best Star Trek Actor to Release Music, Best Sci-Fi Writer, Best Overactor
Trek dreams

You Know You Want It. So Do We!

Through CharityBuzz - Bidding ends April 6! Click through to place a bid:

Experience BOSTON LEGAL: A Visit to the Set and Cigar with William Shatner, aka Denny Crane

Includes: Visit the set of the hit ABC television program and get the opportunity to meet members of the cast. Valid for 2 people in LA. Based on availability. Must be redeemed before April 24th or after July, 2007. Winner will enjoy a Cigar with William Shatner

Enjoy a day with the stars of ABC's smash hit Boston Legal.

Led by an Emmy Award-winning cast, "Boston Legal" returns for a third season to tell the professional and personal stories of a group of brilliant but often emotionally challenged attorneys. Fast-paced and wildly comedic, the series confronts social and moral issues, while its characters continually stretch the boundaries of the law.

Back-to-back Emmy Award winners James Spader and William Shatner play Alan Shore and Denny Crane, unlikely kindred spirits among the brigade of high-priced litigators at Crane Poole & Schmidt. In addition, Shirley Schmidt (played by five-time Emmy winner Candice Bergen), a founding partner of Crane Poole & Schmidt, has been coaxed back to the Boston law firm to help bring order to the chaotic office. She keeps a vigilant eye on all, particularly Denny Crane - with whom she shares a checkered past.

The firm's other attorneys include Brad Chase (played by Mark Valley), an ex-Marine who often finds himself in a test of wills with Alan Shore, and Paul Lewiston (played by Rene Auberjonois), the "lawyer's lawyer" who continually tries to save Crane from himself. Then there's Denise Bauer (played by Julie Bowen), a tough, smart senior associate still desperate to make partner.

"Boston Legal" stars James Spader as Alan Shore, Julie Bowen as Denise Bauer, Mark Valley as Brad Chase, Rene Auberjonois as Paul Lewiston, Constance Zimmer as Claire Simms, Gary Anthony Williams as Clarence/Clarice Bell, with Candice Bergen as Shirley Schmidt and William Shatner as Denny Crane.

The winner of this auction lot will also have the chance to enjoy a cigar with William Shatner, aka, Denny Crane.

Donated by: William Shatner

Terms: Includes: Day on the set of Boston Legal. Valid for 2 people in LA. Based on availability. Must be redeemed before April 24th or after July, 2007

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Happy Birthday Leonard! 3/26

NB: Leonard Nimoy shares his birthday with LENE! Happy Birthday ME!

Show #63 - March 24

Episode 63 on MP3

Interview Ahoy!

We interview two of our favorite fanfic writers and vidders, Killa and T.Jonesy!

Happy Birthday Bill! 3/22/07

Today is Bill's birthday! Hail to the King!

Show #62 - March 11

Episode 62 on MP3

News & stuff!

Bill the Negotiator (Priceline) on YouTube
More Rumors about Trek IX - James McAvoy
Alexander the Great on Amazon
Dolls! Landing Party Kirk, Wrath of Khan figures, and Space Seed dolls
The Mad TV iPhone commercial
Bill talks about Rocketman at ShatnerVision
Bill, Intergalactic Superstar at CNNMoney.com
More ShatnerVision: Elizabeth introduces him, and Bill accepts at his Hall of Fame induction
A few comments on remastered Doomsday Machine
Help us with a question for Bill on ShatnerVision!
Star Trek V: In Thy Image (Jack Marshall fan edit)
Bill in Time magazine
JK's story The Last Seduction


EW! And it doesn't even look like Bill.

Bill the Negotiator: So naughty!

A sound clip for the ages.