Another Holiday Greeting from Bill

This is what was sent out to members of the fan club.

...because the holidays are just like sex.

Happy Holidays from Bill

And from your Butt Girls, too. Into the future!

Another Media Conquered!

AUTOCORRECT!

From Damn You, Autocorrect!

Special LAHB Holiday Podcast Message 2010

Show Xmas 2010 on MP3

Happy Holidays! Hope you all get everything you like in your stockings!

Bill Conquers Art Again!

Can't believe we didn't know about this 2009 exhibit in San Francisco.

Butler explores what image-making does best: he imagines a world that should exist while questioning the one that currently does.

And how better to do this than with images of Captain Kirk?

See more and read about the artist, Luke Butler.

Bill "sings" Good King Wenceslas

Truly Shatneriffic. Contains Shacting! You might even say it's Shat-WOW! And you'll be hearing more of this from us.

The Karaoke Maru

Don't let the word "Karaoke" squick you - this really rocks! I bet they play it at Starfleet Academy graduation.

Captain Kirk is Ready for the Mistletoe

One at a time! There's plenty for everyone! More than enough to go around!

Bill Gets Animated!

Can someone please screencap kissy-face Kirk? I NEED that.

Vote HERE!

Bill Talks to the Vancouver Sun

Bill uses an iPad! He gives good fatherly and grandfatherly advice! He reveals the best Christmas he ever had!

Read all about it in the Vancouver Sun.

Too Bad Bill Didn't Actually Say This

"I could've been fucking. But instead I read this book." -William Shatner

Read this for context.

Bill Can't Cook

Oh, Bill.

A Whole Lot of Shirtless Shatner

It is guaranteed to hot up your Saturday night. Enjoy.

Bill Conquers Pain!

It's on the internet so it must be true.

In an article about Things Other Than Drugs That Relieve Pain, one of the Things was religion.

The following comment was NOT posted by us, hard as that may be to believe.

Become a devout Star Trek fan and you can get the same benifit from a picture of young William Shatner.

See? Your headache went away, didn't it?

WANT! WANT! WAAAAAAAAANT!

A wall companion for Big Cardboard Kirk! Made with "space-age new materials!"


Little lines pointing at the crotchal area that is disappointingly covered up by useless words--is that what you'd call subliminal advertising?

Galaxy Quest > Aliens

Courtesy of io9 (image from there too):

In between shooting up aliens in the new Jon Favreau Alien Western C&A, Sam Rockwell shared a little about his character, Doc, "I kind of serve as the Jimmy Stewart, Bill Paxton of the piece," Rockwell explained. "I'm sort of like sincere but I have those moments of levity." And after bringing up Paxton, he found it only right to give past credit where it was due. "I copied everything I did in Galaxy Quest from Bill Paxton in Aliens, I owe him some credit."

So does that mean that Sigourney Weaver in Aliens is really William Shatner?

Let's ask Bill!

Got a question? You know Bill has the answer.

If you post a question, please let us know!

And for your viewing pleasure...

SUPER KIRKLIGHT!

Bill and Early Television

PBS will air its "Pioneers of Television" Sci-Fi episode on January 18, 2011, 8:00 pm ET/PT.

Storytellers Gene Roddenberry, Irwin Allen and Rod Serling created the storylines and characters behind the best-loved futuristic television of their time. But as Roddenberry’s “Star Trek” competed for ratings with Allen’s “Lost in Space,” each show’s creator aimed for a very different direction. This episode explores how Roddenberry and Serling (of “The Twilight Zone”) used the future as a stage for modern morality plays, and William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Nichelle Nichols and other science-fiction stars describe how they prepared to interact on-camera with a malevolent alien force … or, perhaps, a giant radish.

Actually, all 4 episodes (Sci-Fi, Westerns, Crime Drama, and Local Kids TV) sound interesting. Note that Bill is also mentioned as a performer who worked in Local Kids TV so perhaps we'll finally see a clip or photo of His Buttness on the Howdy Doody Show.

Maynard Shills like Shatner

Our dear friend Maynard attended The Amazing Meeting, OZ edition, and was everywhere at once, seemingly. And he SHILLED for US! Listen to this great interview with Skepchick Rebecca Watson.

Hey Rebecca, you know me! I was in the Skepchick calendar once upon a time! I used a quote from Harlan Ellison and he thanked me personally!

Bill does Julius Caesar

Compare and contrast. Imagine Bill doing Shakespeare for real NOW! Lear, baby, bring it on!


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