Happy Halloween!

Halloween 2005 episode on mp3

JK reads one spectacularly spooky story: "Contemplating the Death of an Old Friend"

Show #19 - October 28

Episode 19 on MP3

You know how in some movies and TV shows, after all the credits and stuff, there's a little thing tagged on the end that's like a reward for you staying all the way through?

Lots of news gone through very quickly (Doohan, new Trek movie, Spielberg, the kidney stone)
William Shatner does Se7en, short film by Ben Stiller
Spanking! A horrible picture at the Shatner BBS and "30 Best TV Spankings"
Alan and Denny Go Ice Fishing on Boston Legal!
How William Shatner Changed the World
Shatner in This is Your Life and One Step Beyond
What Is Your Battle Cry?


Screencaps here because I'm too fuckin' lazy to make a separate page:


Look how cozy they are!


A loving look (right before they freak out)


Once again, the Patented Shatner Swallow

Show #18 - October 21

Episode 18 on MP3

TOYS! Not sex toys, Star Trek toys! Click here for pictures of all of them

The Post-It holder/intercom, communicator/recorder, phaser keychain, Marlena/Kirk flip card, Gary Lockwood signed picture, temporary tattoos, party invitations, Kirk & Spock pic, metal Kirk cards - and the ShirtlessKirk(tm) doll by LT
LT goes on about Wil Wheaton again, and Wil tells part of his Shatner story
We discuss "A Piece of the Action" and talk about Star Trek dress-up


A butt shot and a cute face from "Piece of the Action"

This just in...

In case you hadn't heard, Bill made a quick trip to the hospital for a bad back (no doubt injured while "attending to" a lovely female co-star). Don't worry, he's fine. Gregory Gray thinks he has the real scoop. We have alibis.


Click for the larger version so you can read the hilarious text.

Creature Appreciation Week! Oct 24-30

Gregory Gray, our man in NZ, alerts us to this event and sends along an illustration.

Creature Appreciation Week: October 24-30, 2005
"Creatures are widely misunderstood and underappreciated in today’s world, viewed by many to be scary, menacing bullies ransacking campsites and hiding under kids’ beds. However, most creatures are simply trying to lead a normal life like all of us. This is why Duel Masters TCG felt it was necessary to acknowledge the good that creatures do, and support their existence by establishing Creature Appreciation Week... This marks the first-ever Creature Appreciation Week celebration, where
creatures will finally receive recognition for thousands of years of hard work helping kids expand and develop their imagination, explore the world fantasy and provide endless entertainment."

Which is both kinda neat AND a crafty marketing gimmic fro Duelmasters , the trading card game.

Behold the Horta!

Show #17 - October 14

Episode 17 on MP3

Sex toys! Lots of sex toys!

JK has a new toy, the Silicone Slims (click through and scroll down to the bottom), and we discuss Blowfish lesbians
More about Boston Legal's new season
A book called Trekkers and what LT thought of it
Anyone belong to the William Shatner Fan Club?
Smarmy K/S! The cosmic bathtub at BoingBoing
We tell our Trek Origin Stories
We recommend "Ghost in the Machine", a Tom Paris story
The Case of the Underage Slasher
We close with a little ditty called "The Vulcan Walk" by Ric Seaberg


I have no relevant picture for this show, so here's one of my fave screencaps. Look at his eyes! Ah, Kirklight.

Trek Triptych!

Our man in New Zealand, Gregory Gray, introduces the third member of the team, Dr. McCoy. Would anyone like to see this on a bumper sticker, or a man-bag?


Click for the extremely wonderful large version.

Show #16 - October 7

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Set phasers on...vibrate.

More brilliance from Gregory Gray, our man in New Zealand. Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


Look at its....tongue?

Show #15 - Sept. 30

Episode 15 on MP3

A Really Big Shew!

The Scofflaws' "William Shatner" - live!
Kin alerts us to SexyTrek, a Star Trek pron site
More on the Emmys (it's all about sex, for Bill)
We discuss the phenomenon of cameltoe and how it does NOT apply to Bill
New Season of Boston Legal! 1-877-SUE-2-WIN
Kirklight revisited, Gregory Gray and his awesome designs, LT buys a new sex toy, and JK wants one
The JK urban legend continues, and we squick over mpreg
T'Monkeelover writes Monkees For Sale


Look at Wild Shirtless Kirk™!

Officers' Model.

Or maybe Spock is just into masks. Another creation of the fabulous Gregory Gray from New Zealand. Send this man email! Send him work! Let him know that you love his designs as much as we do!


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Sex Trek Toys. Trek Sex Toys? Strex Toys?

Gregory Gray, our man in New Zealand, provides Starfleet-issue devices for the enlisted types. On our minds: What do the officers get? Does the captain get a special one that controls everyone else's so he can give the girls a thrill remotely? Enquiring minds want to know!


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Resistance is Futile. The WePod will assimilate you.

He's unstoppable! He's unbeatable! He's New Zealand-able! Gregory Gray comes up with yet another Trek toy.


Click for a larger version of this image - you won't regret it, there's a ton of detail!

Show #14 - Sept. 23

Episode 14 on MP3

Special Emmy edition, with commentary by us (on Skype, so excuse the audio weirdness)
Lots of photos of Bill at the Emmys
An audio email comment from Landru
JK's classic in Trek fanfic, "Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing"
We talk about White Comanche, filmed in Shatner Butt-Vision
Starfleet Academy, the game, and how we suck at it



Look at his BUTT!!!!

Introducing the Enterpod.

Courtesy of our friend in New Zealand, Gregory Gray. Also known as the Gym-Pod. Is this not the coolest thing ever? I want one, NOW. Steve Jobs, that's your homework.


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Thanks, Greg! You rock!

Go Bill! Another Emmy!

Congrats to William Shatner, THE MAN, who won a second Emmy award for Boston Legal today, beating out that girly-man, Alan Alda. BILL! YOU SO ROCK!

Show #13 - Sept 16

Episode 13 on MP3

We get to the core of the show: Sex toys, Shatner's butt, and silly Trek goodness.

Maynard and sex toys: Japanese Pearl Bird and i-Rabbit - Pleasure Box
Henry Rollins at Fark.com
Glen O'Neill's Comic Fight Club - Glen sent us comics!
Shatner's appearance on Kung Fu
Shatner's VIC 20 commercial
Filking! Leslie Fish's "Banned from Argo" and Voltaire's "The USS Make-Shit-Up"
JK's filk songs
Bill on the Emmy awards! He's going to sing!

Podcast Tonight!

Something for Trekkies!
Something for techies!
Something with EVEs, a podcast tonight!

Q-tips for crowd scenes,
Earplugs for loud scenes,
Ripped shirts for everyone, a podcast tonight!

Plenty of smut!
Keep the door shut!
You'll end up shouting, "Look at his butt!"

Star Trek conventions,
Too much to mention,
Homework tomorrow! Podcast tonight!
Bring on the Vernors! Podcast tonight!



Look at his wig - and his butt!

Show #12 - Sept 9

Episode 12 on MP3

Onward! Show 12!

A consumer report on the Nitro razor from our Special Correspondent, Deep Shave!
Bill Shatner answers Five Questions in the Daily News
Shatner and Tea? WTF?
We watch Balance of Terror and discuss the amazing phenomenon of Kirklight
And - Uhura's panties!
Bascon 2005 - we'll be there
Creation Con 2006 - we'll be there too
The Science Fiction Podcast Network forums - go there!
Curt's Star Trek Film Restoration Project



I cannot think of an appropriate caption for this photo. Words fail me. Click for a larger (ahem) version.

Show #11.5 - Sept. 2

Episode 11.5 on MP3

Part 2 of Show 11. It's number 11 in a series of 11s.

We're going to Bascon!
Henry Rollins talk about Shatner (and here's the link to the whole thing, which is about 20 minutes long!) Thanks, Rich.
A con report that starts an urban legend about JK!
We put out a call for Bad Fanfic
Sona announces the Star Trek phone!
We talk about the fanfic "Handyman", by Judith Gran
New Voyages news
DC says no to slashy Batman and Robin
And a signoff from Bill, on Brad Paisley's lp



Look at his....EVERYTHING!

Show #11 - August 26

Episode 11 on MP3

Oh my god, it's an hour.

First listener assignment! We send a gift out into cyberspace
Mark Morford writes about sex toys on Amazon
More listener email, this time about Has Been, which leads to a tanget about Fight Club
The Spoof makes fun of Trek; where to buy your superhero underwear
Our review of The Changeling (the Nomad ep), by popular request
We talk about the Star Trek/X-Men crossover novel, Planet X and the profic Trek novel Ishmael by Barbara Hambly (sorry, we got the author wrong in the show)



Look at his...feet? Shatner's new Priceline commercials. Love the shoes, Bill!