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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Death of the Negotiator



Priceline is killing off the Negotiator as part of a rebranding. No word on Bill continuing as their spokesperson.

But the commercial is a hoot!

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Show #153 - Jan 17

Episode 153 on MP3

Bill woos an Australian weather girl!
Dueling BAMFs!
Futurama and why we love Zap Brannigan
Weird or What?
Bill in Australia!
Bill on Piers Morgan (looking very good)



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Bill Always Welcomes the Chance to "Go Native"

(Not to mention "going native" on Natalie Wood.)



And there's this analysis of such a movie from The Mary Sue:
"I’ll say right now that I would totally watch a badly cut together remake of Avatar that uses color-shifted clips from Star TrekWest Side Story, and The Longest Day, and laugh and laugh. This poster, like those that come after it, cut right to the heart of a cinematic time period and the taste of Hollywood at the time, to point out that if this story had shown up in that era, William Shatner would totally have gotten his way into a blue girl’s pants, and no better blue girl than the one who Hollywood already considered to be an virginal all-American sweetheart capable of passing for an ethnicity she clearly was not."
Word.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Today's Giggle

From screencrave's Top 10 Most Berserk Computers in Film, coming in at #3:
"V’ger [...] decided to return to Earth to find its creator, which V’ger assumes is God.  Instead, V’ger finds William Shatner’s hairpiece and Leonard Nimoy’s fake ears and decides to wipe out the Earth in a rage.  All of which is yet another reason why we probably shouldn’t let our PCs get too religious, apparently."
Amen to that.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Wooing the Trekkie Vote?

This is supposed to be a Kirk Cookie Jar but this Butt Girl thinks it looks like Mitt Romney in a captain's shirt.



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Monday, January 02, 2012

Bill's Signature Analyzed!

Kathi McKnight, a handwriting analyst, got Bill's autograph and posted her thoughts here.















"What an incredible visionary. The upper loops, (when properly placed!) have to do with the ability to visualize into the future, all the things we cannot see, touch or feel. Sounds pretty trekkie-like doesn't it!!"

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Direct from the Mirror Universe! And on sale!!

Get a Star Trek cover for your iPhone 4. Choose from the uber-geeky Command, Science, Engineering or Mirror Universe models!
Forget about Santa, the folks at Think Geek are cranking my Christmas engine!

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Show SciFi Theatre Special Edition!

Episode SciFi Theatre on MP3

In this special holiday show, JK reviews A Klingon Christmas Carol, playing at the Greenhouse Theatre Center in Chicago through the end of December. It's great! Go see it!


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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Comanche Blanco Numero de Muerto

THIS IS A DISASTER .

Promo for "Star Trek: Generations" from 1992.

Bill's toupee looks painted on, Worf's forehead ridge was apparently purchased at a novelty store, and the announcer mispronounces Star Trek!



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Bill at the CMT Awards

Bill, Joe Walsh, and Brad Paisley (Bill's buddy) sing at the Country Music Awards. (Bill comes in at 3:30).




Also, you can see Bill presenting the Artist of the Year  award to Brad here.

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Show #152 - Dec 11

Episode 152 on MP3

Butt Girls in person!

A gift for Kitty
Next Trek movie in 3-D
Lene rants about "Ensigns of Command"
Part 2 of the Trek Comic (Where No Man)
Cracked.com - 5 Cover Songs That Stole the Show From the Original
Episode review: Is There in Truth No Beauty? (And here's JK's story)
Star Trek bathrobe!
Star Trek nutcrackers!
Bid for Bill's dog bowl!
What would you do with an hour with Bill?

Totally not worth looking at his butt.

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Thursday, December 01, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Bill should have done this.

Courtesy of our friend Laura, a true piece of pop culture, starring Mr. Burt Reynolds. If Bill had posed for Playboy, they wouldn't have been able to keep it in print!

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