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In case you hadn't heard, Bill made a quick trip to the hospital for a bad back (no doubt injured while "attending to" a lovely female co-star). Don't worry, he's fine. Gregory Gray thinks he has the real scoop. We have alibis.


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Creature Appreciation Week! Oct 24-30

Gregory Gray, our man in NZ, alerts us to this event and sends along an illustration.

Creature Appreciation Week: October 24-30, 2005
"Creatures are widely misunderstood and underappreciated in today’s world, viewed by many to be scary, menacing bullies ransacking campsites and hiding under kids’ beds. However, most creatures are simply trying to lead a normal life like all of us. This is why Duel Masters TCG felt it was necessary to acknowledge the good that creatures do, and support their existence by establishing Creature Appreciation Week... This marks the first-ever Creature Appreciation Week celebration, where
creatures will finally receive recognition for thousands of years of hard work helping kids expand and develop their imagination, explore the world fantasy and provide endless entertainment."

Which is both kinda neat AND a crafty marketing gimmic fro Duelmasters , the trading card game.

Behold the Horta!

Show #17 - October 14

Episode 17 on MP3

Sex toys! Lots of sex toys!

JK has a new toy, the Silicone Slims (click through and scroll down to the bottom), and we discuss Blowfish lesbians
More about Boston Legal's new season
A book called Trekkers and what LT thought of it
Anyone belong to the William Shatner Fan Club?
Smarmy K/S! The cosmic bathtub at BoingBoing
We tell our Trek Origin Stories
We recommend "Ghost in the Machine", a Tom Paris story
The Case of the Underage Slasher
We close with a little ditty called "The Vulcan Walk" by Ric Seaberg


I have no relevant picture for this show, so here's one of my fave screencaps. Look at his eyes! Ah, Kirklight.

Trek Triptych!

Our man in New Zealand, Gregory Gray, introduces the third member of the team, Dr. McCoy. Would anyone like to see this on a bumper sticker, or a man-bag?


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Show #16 - October 7

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Set phasers on...vibrate.

More brilliance from Gregory Gray, our man in New Zealand. Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


Look at its....tongue?

Show #15 - Sept. 30

Episode 15 on MP3

A Really Big Shew!

The Scofflaws' "William Shatner" - live!
Kin alerts us to SexyTrek, a Star Trek pron site
More on the Emmys (it's all about sex, for Bill)
We discuss the phenomenon of cameltoe and how it does NOT apply to Bill
New Season of Boston Legal! 1-877-SUE-2-WIN
Kirklight revisited, Gregory Gray and his awesome designs, LT buys a new sex toy, and JK wants one
The JK urban legend continues, and we squick over mpreg
T'Monkeelover writes Monkees For Sale


Look at Wild Shirtless Kirk™!

Officers' Model.

Or maybe Spock is just into masks. Another creation of the fabulous Gregory Gray from New Zealand. Send this man email! Send him work! Let him know that you love his designs as much as we do!


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Sex Trek Toys. Trek Sex Toys? Strex Toys?

Gregory Gray, our man in New Zealand, provides Starfleet-issue devices for the enlisted types. On our minds: What do the officers get? Does the captain get a special one that controls everyone else's so he can give the girls a thrill remotely? Enquiring minds want to know!


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Resistance is Futile. The WePod will assimilate you.

He's unstoppable! He's unbeatable! He's New Zealand-able! Gregory Gray comes up with yet another Trek toy.


Click for a larger version of this image - you won't regret it, there's a ton of detail!

Show #14 - Sept. 23

Episode 14 on MP3

Special Emmy edition, with commentary by us (on Skype, so excuse the audio weirdness)
Lots of photos of Bill at the Emmys
An audio email comment from Landru
JK's classic in Trek fanfic, "Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing"
We talk about White Comanche, filmed in Shatner Butt-Vision
Starfleet Academy, the game, and how we suck at it



Look at his BUTT!!!!

Introducing the Enterpod.

Courtesy of our friend in New Zealand, Gregory Gray. Also known as the Gym-Pod. Is this not the coolest thing ever? I want one, NOW. Steve Jobs, that's your homework.


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Thanks, Greg! You rock!

Go Bill! Another Emmy!

Congrats to William Shatner, THE MAN, who won a second Emmy award for Boston Legal today, beating out that girly-man, Alan Alda. BILL! YOU SO ROCK!

Show #13 - Sept 16

Episode 13 on MP3

We get to the core of the show: Sex toys, Shatner's butt, and silly Trek goodness.

Maynard and sex toys: Japanese Pearl Bird and i-Rabbit - Pleasure Box
Henry Rollins at Fark.com
Glen O'Neill's Comic Fight Club - Glen sent us comics!
Shatner's appearance on Kung Fu
Shatner's VIC 20 commercial
Filking! Leslie Fish's "Banned from Argo" and Voltaire's "The USS Make-Shit-Up"
JK's filk songs
Bill on the Emmy awards! He's going to sing!

Podcast Tonight!

Something for Trekkies!
Something for techies!
Something with EVEs, a podcast tonight!

Q-tips for crowd scenes,
Earplugs for loud scenes,
Ripped shirts for everyone, a podcast tonight!

Plenty of smut!
Keep the door shut!
You'll end up shouting, "Look at his butt!"

Star Trek conventions,
Too much to mention,
Homework tomorrow! Podcast tonight!
Bring on the Vernors! Podcast tonight!



Look at his wig - and his butt!

Show #12 - Sept 9

Episode 12 on MP3

Onward! Show 12!

A consumer report on the Nitro razor from our Special Correspondent, Deep Shave!
Bill Shatner answers Five Questions in the Daily News
Shatner and Tea? WTF?
We watch Balance of Terror and discuss the amazing phenomenon of Kirklight
And - Uhura's panties!
Bascon 2005 - we'll be there
Creation Con 2006 - we'll be there too
The Science Fiction Podcast Network forums - go there!
Curt's Star Trek Film Restoration Project



I cannot think of an appropriate caption for this photo. Words fail me. Click for a larger (ahem) version.

Show #11.5 - Sept. 2

Episode 11.5 on MP3

Part 2 of Show 11. It's number 11 in a series of 11s.

We're going to Bascon!
Henry Rollins talk about Shatner (and here's the link to the whole thing, which is about 20 minutes long!) Thanks, Rich.
A con report that starts an urban legend about JK!
We put out a call for Bad Fanfic
Sona announces the Star Trek phone!
We talk about the fanfic "Handyman", by Judith Gran
New Voyages news
DC says no to slashy Batman and Robin
And a signoff from Bill, on Brad Paisley's lp



Look at his....EVERYTHING!

Show #11 - August 26

Episode 11 on MP3

Oh my god, it's an hour.

First listener assignment! We send a gift out into cyberspace
Mark Morford writes about sex toys on Amazon
More listener email, this time about Has Been, which leads to a tanget about Fight Club
The Spoof makes fun of Trek; where to buy your superhero underwear
Our review of The Changeling (the Nomad ep), by popular request
We talk about the Star Trek/X-Men crossover novel, Planet X and the profic Trek novel Ishmael by Barbara Hambly (sorry, we got the author wrong in the show)



Look at his...feet? Shatner's new Priceline commercials. Love the shoes, Bill!

Show #10 - August 19

Episode 10 on MP3

Sean Dicken's Gargon Terror
Shatner shills for All-Bran (and the videos to prove it)
Where is Scotty's hometown?
Neil Innes sings "Happy Ending" (scroll down about 2/3 of the way to find it)
We get blogged - and the top 5 ways to tell...
And the big event - Star Trek Improv!
Interviews with Andrew Merit, Darlene Sorenson, Laura Derry, and John Remak
Shatner does a cartoon voice in "Over the Hedge"
Newsflash! Trekkers spend money!



Funniest Improv Ever!

Show #9 - August 13

Episode 9 on MP3

Another Shatner-fest. What a surprise.

William Shatner Beats the Clock! (click to see the QuickTime clip - screencap below. Clip comes complete with JK commentary. It's big - about 20 MB.)
Shatner on $20,000 Pyramid
Shatner.org
Leonard Nimoy's Trousers
Has Been (and some samples thereof)


A digital camera taking a picture of a TV showing a 27th generation video of a 30 year old TV show.

Show #8 - August 4

Episode 8 on MP3

News! And Tribbles!

David Gerrold's book "The Trouble with Tribbles" now a downloadable e-Book
Alternate Kennedys
Paul Hernandez and the movie Star Date
Trek movie rumors
Patrick Stewart shills for SideStep
No more love among the aisles
We review the DS9 show "Trials and Tribble-ations"
JK's Tribble stories



Look at his...Legs? (screencap from a promo for the new season of Boston Legal, courtesy of the Boston Legal Fan Site)