The Mitchell Strut

The infamous clip from Where No Man Has Gone Before, courtesy of TrekCore. Gary Mitchell OWNS the Enterprise, and obviously that's why Kirk had to get rid of him.

Look at his decaf!

From SFoodie:

Well, well, well: According to the counter guy at my video store, William Shatner stoped into Ritual Roasters on Valencia and 21st last night, fresh from his joint appearance with the still-hottt Sir Patrick Stewart at San Francisco's Star Trek Convention. He was not, apparently, escorted by men in Klingon prostheses. Boldly going where the great man went, I immediately walked to Ritual to engage the counter staff. No success ― the woman I talked to hadn't yet heard about the visitation from her coworkers, so no stories of Priceline deals or overeager fans. In honor of the visit, though, I ordered Kirk's reported drink, a double decaf macchiato. The captain has good taste ― the macchiato had just enough froth to knock out the tribble treble notes in the flavor and smooth over any bitterness, leaving only the deep, throbbing bass of the dark roast.

Well, of course he drinks decaf! Bill + caffine = Perpetual Motion!

Yet Another Media Conquered!

There's an AWARD named after Bill!

Some 300 friends and admirers turned out at Santa Monica’s Fairmont Miramar Hotel on Nov. 19 to fete Larry Kurzweil, as the president and chief operating officer of Universal Studios Hollywood accepted the William Shatner Humanitarian Award.

Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles and the Inland Empire

Read more.

Bill tells John Edward the TRUTH

Oh, Bill, I love you even more now. The skeptic movement may have found its first saint.

Another media conquered

Verbs.

William Shatners bravely on.

Read all about it in this article praising TJ Hooker.

Star Trek - The A Team!

YEAH!

Thanks for the heads-up, Quvmoh!

*THIS CLOSE* to leg-humping Kathie Lee

Bill on the Today Show, 1/12/10.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Bill, you dog!

It's in the dictionary

Logan pointed this out to me today.

If you go to Urban Dictionary and look up "marital aid", it gives you this definition:

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

And then you get this example:

Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

The OED it's not! Slashers are *everywhere*.

Another media conquered!

This will freak out even the most ardent K/Ser.



BTW, I think James Kuhn (the artist) is a strange and wonderful genius.

Thanks, Shannon.

Bill, the spiders and their teeny tiny hooks

According to Shock Till You Drop, the new DVD features an interview with Bill, not commentary.

Video: William Shatner Talks Kingdom of the Spiders

Chest Hair Alert!

Courtesy of our friends at More Shat. Check out the beret! And click through here for more pics of little Bill - so cute!

Another Fail!

Not only does this get an "F" for failure, it also gets an "X" for extra-crappy workmanship.

Sent to us by an Anonymouse.

Show #120 - January 9

Episode 120 on MP3

Presents for Lene!
Carol Marcus comic - JK tells the story
More from ATK
Stuff from the blog!
Enterprise submarine!
LoveShatner.com - What's that about?
Top 50 blogs for Trekkies (we're not on it)
Shatner's Toupee - "A Day At the Office" with Bill in Speedos
Mythbusters does the Gorn Cannon! And what other Trek myths could they do?


That's the best Kirk they could do? REALLY?

Star Trek Online trailer

They blowed things up REAL GOOD!

Pretty nice if you like this kind of thing. I'm sticking with Lego Indiana Jones, myself.

Red alert!

Coming to a TV screen and radio receiver near you...


Bill will appear on the following shows Tuesday, January 12, 2010.

Howard Stern

Opie & Anthony

Today Show

Rachael Ray

If he adds one more appearance, this will be upgraded to a double red alert!

Bill Talks About Shakespeare

This is awesome! Thanks, Jenn!

Bill is wearing a sari, I think.

Tiffany Bolling: Bill So Horny

1991 interview with Tiffany Bolling, Bill's co-star in Kingdom of the Spiders. Here's the relevant bit:

KG: You worked with William Shatner on KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS.

BOLLING: Well, first of all, where we shot was a dream come true, in Sedonia, Arizona, it’s like four seasons come through every day, you get your snow at night and then it warms up to about 70° in the daytime and you can go lie by the pool. So, it was a wonderful place to be able to shoot a film and I felt so bad for those poor spiders, because they were all so innocent, bless their hearts. And Bill Shatner…he’s a horny guy, like most men. [Laughs]

KG: So he chased you around?

BOLLING: No. Well, just little [things], so that was fine. His wife, Marcie, was in the film, too, you know.

KG: So he kind of flirted with you?

BOLLING: Well, sure, but I thought that was great, because it helped us work together, because I’m supposed to be this very tongue-in-cheek "Ms." type of person, and so he used that a lot.

Heh heh heh. "He's a horny guy": truer words were never spoken.

Thanks, Greg!

I dare you to order the red one.

Star Trek Original Series Wetsuit

Star Trek fans eager to explore Earth’s ocean can now do so while wearing a wetsuit modeled after an original series uniform.

123009UnderseaThe Star Trek wetsuit, which sells for $469.95, was designed by JMJ wetsuits, using the highest quality materials and expert craftsmanship.

Each wetsuit is custom made, tailored to one’s exact measurements. The 7MM wetsuit is available in blue, yellow or red, although fans will remember that “red shirts” in the original series often met an untimely end and perhaps it would be unwise to tempt fate (and the sharks!) by choosing that color.

Double dare. Double dog dare.

The Trek crap never ends!

Click to embiggen.

I guess the "pefume" drove everyone too crazy to run spelling check.

Thanks, Commodore Mendez.

FAIL!

WTF? How can this possibly be explained? Stoned elves? Conspiracy of lame Star Wars fan boys? Merchandise for the next JJ Abrams Trek movie?


Listen to Look At His Butt when shopping for REAL Trek crap. Accept no substitutes!

Drunken Trekkies rock.