It's Talk Like William Shatner Day!

And you get a free lesson!

Happy Shatmoy!

Let the festivities begin!

Entertainment Weekly plays hard to get

They don't seriously expect me to believe they're over their mancrush on Shatner, do they? Ever since I called them out on it, they're deliberately leaving him off lists he belongs on.

I submit 25 Great Bromances

And I summarize: No Kirk and Spock, no Denny and Alan (for whom the term BROMANCE was coined), no TJ and Adrian Zmed...


Entertainment Weekly, you're not fooling anyone. You! are! PWNED!

Naughty, Naughty

Bill is thinking, "I can play dead with my downstage eye and look up Majel's skirt with my upstage eye. I'm such a good actor."

OMG! not

Back in the day, there was a story that the New York Post had the headline "JUDY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE" permanently set in type. For you young 'uns, it was a snarky reference to Judy Garland's frequent suicide attempts.

Modern-day examples of such headlines would include ELVIS SIGHTED, ANGELINA JOLIE ADOPTS ORPHAN, and now, Star Trek's contribution to this tiresome pantheon...

ELLISON SUES PARAMOUNT

According to TrekToday in an article by T'Bonz on March 15, 2009:

Harlan Ellison, writer of the award-winning City on the Edge of Forever original series episode, filed suit against Paramount on March 13 for failing to account to, or pay Ellison for the merchandising, publishing or any other exploitations of his famous teleplay.

Oh, Harlan. I bet you wish you could use the Guardian of Forever and unwrite that episode. Or would your massive ego prevent you from doing so?

Paging Denny Crane, Denny Crane...

THIS IS A DISASTER!

And fan-analysis of that ilk.



Oh, love them to eat them fanboys, fanboys what we love to eat, bite they little heads off, nibble at they tiny feet!

Name This Episode!

C'mon, EVE spotters! You can dop it!

Tiberius - The Cologne

Look at the spiffy bottle and box!



It's cologne from the Mirror Universe! I still think it'll smell like cat piss, but what do I know. Check out Red Shirt:


"Because tomorrow may never come" Snerk!

No picture yet of Pon Farr, which is supposed to be a *female* fragrance!

Show #103.5 - March 7

Episode 103.5 on MP3

More about our LIVE SHOW
WonderCon wrap up, esp. the Trek panel
A few more Bill tidbits

The Cage...in Legos! Parts 1, 2, and 3

Pike vs. the Talosians. Click through here for more fantastic Lego goodness!

And Part 2

And Part 3

The Making of the Cage


"THE WOMEN!"

Bill talks about SNL

This is too funny. I never thought about how Bill would freak out about the SNL "work ethic", being the consummate professional what he is. And of course he gave it 110% and "Get a Life" is now part of history.

New toys at WonderCon

Spock looks like Leonard Nimoy, but Kirk looks like...Martin Sheen?

These are big, about 24" tall.

Show #103 - February 26

Episode 103 on MP3

Interview with Marjorie!
We need your suggestions for Look At His Butt Live!
More about Trek fragrances
Bill's photoshoot for Playboy - again
Kirk's Psychofile
Hilariously retitled Trek novels

Is It Just Me?

Or does it look like the "action" in this new action figure is um, well, you know Kirk is like "polishing" his ship and is about to totally blow his way out of the plastic?

I'm just sayin'.

Butt Girls LIVE!

FINALLY! Here we are performing at the Women on the Way Festival, presented by Footloose. Please comment and rate at YouTube! And come see us live at our next performance - details coming soon!

The Captain's Woman?

From go fuq yourself
"[Paula Abdul] seriously is the prettiest girl on all of Planet Prancyflanfg. I will never forget that episode of Star Trek where she and Captain Kirk almost run off to Oodleskerflong together and get married. You can see why he'd be into her: Kirk could never resist a lady in a beehive, and he could check out his own reflection in her belt/shoulder/glazed eyes."
Thanks, Wildcat for the heads-up!

Show 102.5 - Feb 7

Episode 102.5 on MP3

Our live debut!
The Ice Fishing video
Craptastic new Trek memorabilia
Star Trek The Tour coming to SF?
Bill on the Jonathan Ross show



Boardwalk goes for 500 quatloos

More Adult Swim

Love that ham!

Future Hotty

Jungle Kitty and William Shatner proudly announce the birth of their son, Future Hotty.













Thanks to BabyMaker 3000.

WARNING: Step back from the screen

Still goin' commando and packin' heat!
Click to--*gulp*--embiggen.