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Show #104 - April 12

Episode 104 on MP3

Live show recap - go to LookAtHisButt.com for info on new shows
JK wins an ASC award for By Some Other Sea
Harlan Ellison sues Paramount
NY Times article about Captain's chairs
Star Trek wall murals
The Many Looks of Captain Kirk



A plant named Captain Kirk - a flamboyant newcomer!

Mirror, Mirror - FUNNY!

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Attention all hands! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!!

Avoid the movie "Knowing." It. Is. Crap. And not in a fun way. Don't let the "sci-fi" label fool you.

AND WHY DOES GOD NEED A STARSHIP??????

I'm so pissed off that I have to eat ICE CREAM just to restore my normally sweet demeanor.

Now that's what I call an alternate universe!

But does he play his own instrument, hmmm?

More Bill/TOS Media!

Courtesy of the always hilarious Mike Sterling. His comments on Tiberius are too funny!


"There's something surprisingly nostalgic about how entirely non-convincing these are. Calling them "prop replica(s)," as the solicit does, seems to be pushing the definition a bit."


"Get ready for arguments over whether "K'plah" or "Qapla'" is the accepted spelling."


"This seems a tad bit...disrespectful, somehow. Though admittedly, the original Enterprise didn't seem to have any shortage of bottles of contraband Romulan Ale, so I guess a bottle opener is a fair representation. "All abord the USS Booze-a-prise! Drinking frequencies open, barkeep!""


"Cologne named after Kirk? That may be too much for any one man to live up to. I think if I were to open a bottle of this, the scent would grab a ceiling fixture and swing both feet directly into my chest."

We're a hit!

The audience at the Dragon Theatre in Palo Alto, CA went space-crazy for "Look At His Butt!"

"Real belly-laughs!"

"I really enjoyed it and thought it was fresh and creative. Hope you do it again."

"Your show was great! I particularly liked the interview with Kirk's Mom."

"The best show about Shatner's butt I've ever seen!"

"Howeird reviewed Shatner Butt Girls who did a show last Saturday as entertaining & tightly scripted - worth full price"

"Just got home from the Palo Alto show, you guys were great! I was there with my husband [...] we both loved it - particularly the K/S bit."

New podcast coming soon - Butt Girls' Honor!

It's Talk Like William Shatner Day!

And you get a free lesson!

Happy Shatmoy!

Let the festivities begin!

Entertainment Weekly plays hard to get

They don't seriously expect me to believe they're over their mancrush on Shatner, do they? Ever since I called them out on it, they're deliberately leaving him off lists he belongs on.

I submit 25 Great Bromances

And I summarize: No Kirk and Spock, no Denny and Alan (for whom the term BROMANCE was coined), no TJ and Adrian Zmed...


Entertainment Weekly, you're not fooling anyone. You! are! PWNED!

Naughty, Naughty

Bill is thinking, "I can play dead with my downstage eye and look up Majel's skirt with my upstage eye. I'm such a good actor."

OMG! not

Back in the day, there was a story that the New York Post had the headline "JUDY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE" permanently set in type. For you young 'uns, it was a snarky reference to Judy Garland's frequent suicide attempts.

Modern-day examples of such headlines would include ELVIS SIGHTED, ANGELINA JOLIE ADOPTS ORPHAN, and now, Star Trek's contribution to this tiresome pantheon...

ELLISON SUES PARAMOUNT

According to TrekToday in an article by T'Bonz on March 15, 2009:

Harlan Ellison, writer of the award-winning City on the Edge of Forever original series episode, filed suit against Paramount on March 13 for failing to account to, or pay Ellison for the merchandising, publishing or any other exploitations of his famous teleplay.

Oh, Harlan. I bet you wish you could use the Guardian of Forever and unwrite that episode. Or would your massive ego prevent you from doing so?

Paging Denny Crane, Denny Crane...

THIS IS A DISASTER!

And fan-analysis of that ilk.



Oh, love them to eat them fanboys, fanboys what we love to eat, bite they little heads off, nibble at they tiny feet!

Name This Episode!

C'mon, EVE spotters! You can dop it!

Tiberius - The Cologne

Look at the spiffy bottle and box!



It's cologne from the Mirror Universe! I still think it'll smell like cat piss, but what do I know. Check out Red Shirt:


"Because tomorrow may never come" Snerk!

No picture yet of Pon Farr, which is supposed to be a *female* fragrance!

Show #103.5 - March 7

Episode 103.5 on MP3

More about our LIVE SHOW
WonderCon wrap up, esp. the Trek panel
A few more Bill tidbits

The Cage...in Legos! Parts 1, 2, and 3

Pike vs. the Talosians. Click through here for more fantastic Lego goodness!

And Part 2

And Part 3

The Making of the Cage


"THE WOMEN!"

Bill talks about SNL

This is too funny. I never thought about how Bill would freak out about the SNL "work ethic", being the consummate professional what he is. And of course he gave it 110% and "Get a Life" is now part of history.

New toys at WonderCon

Spock looks like Leonard Nimoy, but Kirk looks like...Martin Sheen?

These are big, about 24" tall.

Show #103 - February 26

Episode 103 on MP3

Interview with Marjorie!
We need your suggestions for Look At His Butt Live!
More about Trek fragrances
Bill's photoshoot for Playboy - again
Kirk's Psychofile
Hilariously retitled Trek novels