Is It Just Me?

Or does it look like the "action" in this new action figure is um, well, you know Kirk is like "polishing" his ship and is about to totally blow his way out of the plastic?

I'm just sayin'.

Butt Girls LIVE!

FINALLY! Here we are performing at the Women on the Way Festival, presented by Footloose. Please comment and rate at YouTube! And come see us live at our next performance - details coming soon!

The Captain's Woman?

From go fuq yourself
"[Paula Abdul] seriously is the prettiest girl on all of Planet Prancyflanfg. I will never forget that episode of Star Trek where she and Captain Kirk almost run off to Oodleskerflong together and get married. You can see why he'd be into her: Kirk could never resist a lady in a beehive, and he could check out his own reflection in her belt/shoulder/glazed eyes."
Thanks, Wildcat for the heads-up!

Show 102.5 - Feb 7

Episode 102.5 on MP3

Our live debut!
The Ice Fishing video
Craptastic new Trek memorabilia
Star Trek The Tour coming to SF?
Bill on the Jonathan Ross show



Boardwalk goes for 500 quatloos

More Adult Swim

Love that ham!

Future Hotty

Jungle Kitty and William Shatner proudly announce the birth of their son, Future Hotty.













Thanks to BabyMaker 3000.

WARNING: Step back from the screen

Still goin' commando and packin' heat!
Click to--*gulp*--embiggen.

Wrath of Khan - The Opera

Bravo, Adult Swim!

Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing - now with pictures!

A gift from LT to JK. Hope you like it!

Actual dialog from the movie

Star Trek 90210

Come on, you can't tell me that the one in the middle doesn't look like Brandon Walsh.

Barbie Trek dolls will be available on April 20th.

Inaugural Enthusiasm!

Thanks, Fresca and Bink!
See more and make your own at Aretha's Hat Is Everywhere!

Help from Bill (The Negotiator)

We've always said he could give lessons.

Bill and ... wait for it ... The 3 Stooges!

Insert joke about hot air here.

Re-imagined Inauguration

Because of Kirk was swearing you in, you'd damn well better be the best at your job, Mister!

How many "A"s in Khaaaaaaan?

Awesomeness courtesy of BoingBoing and Greg:

As can be seen in this chart, "Google search results for "KH(Ax)N" for x=1 to 100," there's a real spike of "AAAAA"s around 40 and 50. That's a lot of reptitious typing! Also, you have to admire the bloody-minded perseverance of the folks over there at 97-100 "AAAAA"s. Also, RIP, Ricardo Montalban.

When I say it, it has about 50 "a"s. When JK does it, with Shatner tremors, it tops out over 100. I'm not kidding.

This would be even better with Bill

But what wouldn't?

Women on the Way Festival! presented by Footloose

Don't forget to come see us and all the wonderful acts at the GALA on Saturday night! Check out this great coverage in the San Francisco Weekly:

William Shatner's Butt Girls host the Women on the Way Festival Benefit Performance and Party. The Butt Girls, aka Lene Taylor and Jungle Kitty, geek their way through dirty Star Trek jokes, Captain James T. Kirk–related games, and probably a mention or two of their blog, lookathisbutt.blogspot.com. They also introduce a sample platter of performers from the Women on the Way Festival, including comedian Samantha Chanse, singer Kikélomo Adedeji, and headlining sexy clown Summer Shapiro.
Sat., Jan. 17, 8 p.m., 2009

Don't forget! SATURDAY AT 8 PM!!!

Show #102 - Jan 12

Episode 102 on MP3

We talk about:
Bill on Jeopardy (he was a category)!
Ben Stiller (huge Trek fan)
Entertainment Weekly (why is Bill not on EVERY list?)
Rare TV videos
Bill as an "outlier" (Malcolm Gladwell's idea)
What Trek character was alone/lonely?


The gift that every Trek geek got for Xmas - including both of us!

More Christmas!!!

Lene's present to Kitty


As the guy in the framing store said, "Sweeeeeet."