Bill Welcomes you to the Shatner Project

Too funny. Check it out at the Shatner Project.

Show #98 - Nov 2

Episode 98 on MP3

I, Mudd remastered review!
Bill narrates a show about bad manners!
Worst comic book covers
The Shatner Project (formerly Shatner Vision)
A tribute page for Joan Winston
Jason Roestel writes about Trektinis - a different Trek podcast

IDEAS FOR SHOW 100???? HELP US!


Kirk makes googly eyes at Harry Mudd.

The Page Down Photo

Can you guess how it got that name?

What the--?

Ganked from Bill's page at TrekSpace. Is he trying to be Hunter Thompson? WAKE UP, BILL! AND SHAVE!

A single word that says it all

This t-shirt is available at Forbidden Planet in NYC. Thanks to Jamie Dunst for letting us know.

Show #97 - Oct 22

Episode 97 on MP3


Homework! Would Kirk go for the scruffy look if he was young today?
Pharyngula pairings
Some thoughts on last episode's interview
Klingons vs. Furries
Klingons for Jesus
Bill as Santa
The Tantra Chair (as seen on the TNG bridge)
Trek Guest Star DB
Trek fanzine donations?
Corinne Orr!


Not real facial hair

Bill doesn't just top this list...

HE OWNS IT!

I said a few weeks ago, Entertainment Weekly must have a crush on Bill because they keep doing lists that include him. Today, I am proven right. They have given Bill his own list!

Captain Kirk's 20 Best and Worst Moments



I officially declare this a "mag crush."

Drew Friedman: McCain/Obama as Kirk and Spock

From the New York Observer:

Leonard Nimoy approves of Barack Obama’s emotional detachment and logical approach to campaigning.

“He is measured and stable,” said Mr. Nimoy, who played Mr. Spock on Star Trek, and who has supported Mr. Obama since they first met about a year and a half ago at a small Los Angeles fund-raiser. “It’s true that he has an intellect that works for him, he handles difficult problems with aplomb. Reliability and stability are very important assets in this race, in these particularly volatile times.”

Mr. Obama, as far as anybody knows, does not greet strangers with a cloven V salute, practice debilitating neck pinches, bleed green or have a constitutional incapacity to fib. But his methodical, unflappable style and otherworldly resistance to overt displays of emotion—not to mention his temperamental inability, or refusal, to connect on a visceral level with working-class voters—makes him, by contemporary candidate standards, downright alien.

That’s usually not a good thing. Yet, with less than a month until Election Day 2008, the Vulcan is winning.

I think they're on to something here, except OH MY GOD HOW INSULTING TO KIRK! McCain looks a TROLL! He is in no way Kirk-like. I think he's more like Matt Decker after he went berserk. How about Kirk/Obama? Obama/Shatner? You know if Bill was running there's no way they'd lose because Bill Doesn't! Like! To Lose!

The best part, though, is this comment below the article:

Sarah Palin = Yeoman Janice Rand.
No doubt about it.

YES.

This! Is! So! Juvenile!

But it made me laugh anyway.

Show #96 - Oct 5

Episode 96 on MP3

Interview with Lene's brother! Where all is revealed about their Star Trek family history!

What do you want us to do for the 100th show?



What Bill shows to the cops when they catch him speeding

Lene gets email.

I got spam email today:

Subject: Bill for lene
From: "creighton yaser"
Date: Tue, September 30, 2008 2:05 am

Hello lene, the bill is attached. Password is 123.

I was so excited when I saw the subject header! Bill! In my email! For me!

But Bill wasn't attached.

Now I am sad. :-(

Show #95 - Sept 21

Episode 95 on MP3

Sex toy talk! Check out the Jack Rabbit Bendi Clitifier
I Slept With Kirk t-shirt (from Roddenberry.com)
Mego Bridge Set!
A Life in the Day of Bill
Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk
Homework: Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?
Sean Dicken alerts us to another media conquered! Go see all the Trek crapabilia at Entertainment Earth
We want Scene It! Star Trek NOW
We play Twenty Trek Questions- FAIL (the game, not us)

We'd join if Bill invited us

Our number is 555-buttgrl.

Name that episode!

Let's not always see the same hands.


See what happens when Lene leaves me in charge of the blog?

Finger Lickin' Good!

This explains that mid-season tummy roll.

SURPRISE!

Bill pops up on Saturday Night Live 9/13/08.



Go, Bill!

Bill never shilled for this!

Spock! Endorsing candy cigarettes!


We're shocked -- shocked!

The Answer!

Read on...


JK: Like a flash of lightning it came to me!
JK: The answer to the Ultimate Trek Question!
LT: 42?
JK: What was Kirk doing between the 5YM and TMP?
JK: DRUMROLL
LT: going down on a belly dancer?
JK: Yeah that too but his main "assignment"
JK: He was the consultant on a TV show about him and his adventures. Kind of a "wagon train to the stars"...
LT: HAHAHAHAHA
JK: Just thought you'd wanna know
LT: that's great
JK: You could really get your mind all fucked up thinking about it. That's what we've been watching all these years - a TV show/movies from the future. Sent here by Starfleet to shape that future because we were on the wrong track.
JK: Actually sent by the Time Cops.
LT: a "historical document"
JK: Yeah
JK: And the Galaxy Quest people caught onto it
LT: yes!
JK: So we're the Thurmians.
LT: we have speculums
JK: But with no tentacles.
JK: That's why Kirk has all the best lines. Not because the actor (WS) wanted it that way (he was a real team player) but because the real Kirk said, "Why do you have Spock saying that? I said that!"
JK: Then he'd go home at night and want to bitch to Brandt but he couldn't because she was still so pissed off that she's not in the show.
LT: YES
JK: I'm glad that's settled.

A Savage Curtain indeed...

...that reveals Bill's split pants!



Thanks, Iddy!

Bill's favorite muffins (sort of)

Willam Shatner's Banana Nut Bread

12 - 15 muffins or 1 loaf

Ingredients

2/3 cup honey
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1 tablespoon yogurt
3 bananas
1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1-3/4 cups whole wheat flour
1/4 cup wheat bran
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup nuts

Directions

1: Cream together honey, butter, eggs and yogurt.

2: Mash bananas well with fork, stir in 1/2 tsp (2ml) baking soda and set aside.

3: Mix together flour, bran, salt and remaining mixture. Add bananas, mix thoroughly.

4: Stir in nuts. Pour into buttered 9x5 in (2litre) loaf pan.

5: Bake in 350F (180C) oven for 1 hour or until tester inserted in centre comes out clean.

6: Remove from pan and cool on rack. Makes 1 loaf.