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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Special Coverage of ST Exhibition - with George Takei!

Special Event Coverage on MP3

Star Correspondent Jungle Kitty interviews George Takei at the opening of Star Trek: The Exhibition at the Tech Museum in San Jose. Get the scoop direct from the source!



left to right: Tech President Peter Friess, George Takei, Dan Fenton (Team San Jose Chairman)

Bill in the next Trek movie? Sigh.

This just in, from Cinema Blend:

The West Australian reports that J.J. Abrams is considering including Shatner in the sequel to his widely loved and successful Star Trek reboot. "I would love to work with him," Abrams said at a press conference. "It was a foregone conclusion we wanted him in [Star Trek]. The problem was his character died on screen in one of his Trek films and we decided that we wanted to adhere to Trek canon.” Abrams further said that he felt they had more of an opening with the sequel to find a manner in which to reintroduce the older Captain Kirk.

In fact, Abrams and Shatner are even joining each other for a “dinner date.” This may be more serious than we thought, guys. Anyway, I have faith in Abrams being able to pull off some sort of time-machine-portal-hole-thingy that will bring old Kirk back to life. And maybe if Shatner gets the job, he’ll stop crying on YouTube about the whole thing.

As Logan would say to me: Really? Really? It's a lot more fun to hear Bill complaining about not being in the Trek movie than it would be to actually see him in a Trek movie.

But as they say on TV, stay tuned...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Apple + Trek = Love

Got email today announcing the new iMac. And what image did they use to promote it?



It could only have been better if it was a picture of Bill. Maybe that's the new screensaver!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Bill. Shirtless. Shaving. Acting.

The quintessential triple threat.

Bill at Comic Con

Looking so damn CUTE I can't stand it!

More here.

Bill Accepts an Award...

... for a movie he wasn't even in!
The biggest award of the night was the "Ultimate Scream" and Star Trek was up against some stiff competition. Actor Morgan Freemen presented the award and after he announced Star Trek had won, the crowd got a surprise when William Shatner stepped onto the stage to accept the award. After taking the award, Shatner stated (via AP):

"J.J., I’ll handle this," Shatner said to J.J. Abrams, seated in the audience, who also won best director and best sci-fi movie for "Star Trek."

"This movie was big," Shatner said. "Imagine how big it could have been with me in it? … I’ll be waiting for your call."

More here.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A FAVORITE VID!

Not sure if we've posted this before but it's always worth a second play. And a third. And...



Yay, Tjonesy, Killa and Hafital! And thanks, Mike M., for prompting me to look for it.

The good old days



More pics here. And be sure to turn up your speakers to listen to the commentary. "The yellow package." LOL!

Thanks, OTT!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Another Python Trek

Giggle-worthy, even if not up to the standards set by Killa and TJonesy.

Chris Doohan (Jimmy's son) tells a story

Chris has been posting to the LJ group startrek_tos and today he told this story. Note that he says "dressing room", which seems to indicate that they had actual rooms, not trailers. Imagine getting to play in the shuttlecraft!

The Trouble with Tribbles and Twins
My brother and I were 6 or 7 years old when my dad told us that he was going to take us to the Star Trek set for the whole day. We had done this before, so we were VERY excited. He picked us up really early in the morning, in his new Volvo sports car. It was really small so my brother had to sit in the small area behind the seats. Anyway, we got to the studio and went in to my dad's dressing room. We were there less than 20 minutes when my dad was called to the set. He told us to "stay put" and not to go outside of his room. My brother asked him if we could hang out in the space shuttle (shuttle craft) while he was gone. My dad said sure. He took us there and closed the door behind us. For those of you who can't picture it, it was a small, but real looking shuttle craft and the inside couldn't have been more than 8' by 5 '. Both my brother and I played in there many times before and I think my dad liked it because it kept us out of trouble.

We played for a little while, but being 7 year old twin boys, we had to wander. We opened the shuttle craft door and escaped. We knew what studio my dad was in so we avoided it at all costs. If my dad knew we were "out and about", he would have been really mad. We entered one of the studios and started playing in the ships hallways and even sat in the Captains chair on the bridge. We then decided to snoop around to see what was in the nooks and crannies (meaning drawers and cabinets). One of the rooms had these strange looking cabinets that were very high (for a 7 year old) and angled. Of course we had to see what was in there. My brother got on my shoulders and slid it open. Just then, about 200 (or more) Tribbles fell on our heads. It scared the hell out of us! Not only because it freaked us out, but we knew that we would be in a heaping load of tribble trouble if my dad found out. We ran as fast as we could back to the shuttle and closed the door behind us. Not long after that, my dad arrived to find his angelic twins still in the safe little shuttlecraft where we were no tribble at all..

For you non-trek fans, or those who are too young to remember, a Tribble was a small, hairy little ball. They were very prolific alien animals that eventually filled the whole ship.. The cabinet we opened up was the same one that was used in the scene where Captain Kirk did the same thing as we did. They fell on his head too.

Several years ago I told my dad that story, and he said that he would have been really pissed if he had found out. The end.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Bill Chats, Signs and Sings!

December 18, Hard Rock Cafe, Maui. Info here.


Remember--Aloha means hello, goodbye, look at his butt, Brian who? etc.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Show #116 - Oct 3

Episode 116 on MP3

Blu-Ray TOS 3rd season DVDs extra - "Where No Man Has Gone Before" with Mitchell cruising???
Nicholas Meyer's book is out! With stuff about Bill
More about the pants - did Sabrina Scharf really dislike Bill?
Creation Con in SF in January!
Durex Vibration Rings Value Pack!
Make up your own captions to this image!


C'mon, how could you not want to kiss him??

Friday, October 02, 2009

Bill to be honored by ... the Pope?

Well, if it's in the Sun ...

Among Psychic Juan Ramos's predictions for this year:
William Shatner receives a special honor from Pope Benedict XVI.

He got it from Saint Lazarus. That's a reliable source, right?


I know you can't see Lazarus in this shot but LOOK AT HIS BUTT!!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Take that, JJ Abrams!

The Free Enterprise sequel is a go and it will be The Wrath of Shatner.

"It is very cold in space." BWAHAHAHA!


THERE BE SPOILERS HERE.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Kirk icons!

Courtesy of starcrossedtrek in the startrek_tos LiveJournal group! Click through here for the whole selection - there are about 75 icons in total - but I thought I'd show off some of the best Kirk icons. Yowza!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Tribbles, Acting and Shatner Butt

David Gerrold talks about Trouble with Tribbles.
Prior to this episode, we’d seen only hints that William Shatner could be a great comic actor. The giveaway moment was the storage compartment scene. I had written in the outline and the script that the tribbles fall on Kirk’s head. I had always assumed that at some point, Shatner would say, ‘This makes my character look too silly,’ and I was prepared to have him step aside just before the tribbles fell. But William Shatner has always been the consummate professional and I believe he was eager to show off his comic abilities as well. The moment when he is up to his neck in tribbles, when he gives Dr. McCoy a very annoyed look, that’s equal to any expression that Oliver Hardy ever gave to Stan Laurel at his most exasperated.


See ... Bill ... ACT!

Read more at TrekToday.

And even though Gerrold didn't mention it, Shatner butt is always relevant, welcome and downright AWESOME.

Monday, September 21, 2009

PANTS!!!! FOR SALE!!!

Profiles in History is auctioning off lots of Hollywood memorabilia and the auction in October has a lot of Trek stuff - including Bill's PANTS from the original series! There were of course many pairs of these pants and JK and I had the pleasure of hugging another pair, courtesy of some wonderful collectors.

Pants. Where his butt was. Where his EVE was. Pants.

I'm getting all dizzy just thinking about them.

Friday, September 18, 2009

More News From Around His Butt

Bill posted this on his website (probably went out on twitter as well).
I’ve entered – in grand style -- the comic book world with four separate sci-fi titles of my own: TEK WAR, MAN O’ WAR, QUEST FOR TOMORROW, and CHIMERA. I’m very happy to announce that I will be appearing at the Big Apple Comic Con. I hope you will, too.

My best, Bill

Notice he doesn't tell us the date of the event. Also we can only assume that the Big Apple Comic Con will take place in New York.

But remember...this is Bill.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

News From Around His Butt


Bill accepted a Prism Award on behalf of "Boston Legal" and the show will be airing on September 26th on several cable stations. Here is the list:

4:00pm EDT / 1:00pm PDT – FX Network East (DirecTV), Starfish TV, ION Life, Retirement Living

4:00pm PDT – FX Network West, Starfish TV, ION Life

1:00am EDT / 10:00pm PDT – FX Network East (DirecTV), Starfish TV, ION Life

3:00am EDT / 12 Midnight PDT – National Geographic

1:00am PDT – FX Network West, Starfish TV, ION Life

AND...


William Shatner's new documentary called "Gonzo Ballet" based upon the Milwaukee Ballet's adaptation of several of his songs from "Has Been" will be premiering at several film festivals in the US, Canada and Spain over the next couple of weeks.

San Diego Film Festival: Premieres September 25
Edmonton Film Festival: Shows on September 27
Marbella (Spain) Film Festival: Premieres October 1
Milwaukee Film Festival: Shows on October 3 & 4
Docfest Stratford (Ontario): Shows on October 22

Bill is supposed to be on hand for the San Diego premiere next week.

Monday, September 14, 2009

The Essential Ingredient


The caption is probably referring to Star Trek XI but honestly, what wouldn't be improved by more Shatner?

Thanks, Quvmoh.

9/18: Just learned rabbittooth created this image. Well done!

Bill is an atheist.

From a clipping found at the wonderful site Memory Prime. This was written in 1968, shortly after Bill's father had passed away. I'll post more from it later, but this is quite interesting, esp. for 1968!
After a moment I said, "You have no religious beliefs...or hopes of an afterlife?"

Bill regarded me soberly for a moment and then he smiled, a wry little half smile. "No. I don't. Emotionally I would like to believe there is a life after death. Intellectually...I cannot accept the idea.

"We send our little daughters to Sunday school. It's important for them to have basic religious training. But as for myself, I have finally come to the conclusion that life is here and now...and nothing more."
Spoken like Captain Kirk, and like a man who always lives in the moment. I love you even more, Bill.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Show #115 - Sept 12

Episode 115 on MP3

Surprises galore!

A run-in with Gary Lockwood in which he is incredibly offensive
A few tidbits about Bill and Impulse
More about Bill and Twitter
Lene's going to w00tstock!
Shatner's Toupee blog - MUST SEE
A long digression about toupees
Romulan Ale & Tiberius cologne
Star Trek the Exhibition - SJ Tech Museum



A toupee-less Bill in 1957; image ganked from Shatner's Toupee
He's soooooo handsome even with the thinning hair!

Friday, September 04, 2009

Bill & Leonard at Dragon Con


This is Part 1 of 7. Click through to youtube to see all 7. I think I'll watch 1 a night to savor this all week. Looks like the guys are in rare form. Especially Bill.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

My Best, Bill - Part 2

Read from the bottom up - screenshot of Bill's Twitter feed:



He says he's going to "mix it up" and THEN GOES RIGHT BACK TO USING IT.

Why? Because he's the GODDAMN CAPTAIN.

My Best,

Lene

My Best, Bill


So THAT'S when he started doing it!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Show #114 - Aug 30

Episode 114 on MP3

Screencaps of Explosive Generation from More Shat Less Shame
The spanking list in a publicity photo, from Frederick - what does it say??
Trek sneakers!
One of our listeners meets Bill!
The Vermont Country Store sells sex toys
Gamesters of Triskelion review
Go Ensign Jana Haines!!
This Ain't Star Trek - Trek porn - thanks, Maynard! (Link NSFW)



Jana Haines: a model for White Uhura?

Trek sneakers


The home-grown kind. Thanks, Shannon!

Mysteries of the Gods in Sydney

Courtesy of Maynard - this screened at the Mu-Meson Archives on 24th August. Maynard reported, "The screening had over 6 people at it and we all still feel just that little bit mysterious."

Para(noide) Politics in the Archives

William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods

"The Mysteries of the Gods" is a full length documentary portraying the ancient astronaut theories of Swiss-born researcher Erich von Däniken. The film is hosted and narrated by no less than William Shatner himself. Everything from the Peruvian Crystal Skull to the megalith structures in the jungles of Southeast Asia is accepted as evidence for the Ancient Astronaut theory. Cave drawings, old legends, Biblical stories and even some psychic visions of late Jeanne Dixon are understood as stone cold facts. Eric von Däniken's reputation was still quite unspoiled at the time so all the arguments (even the most far-fetched) are shown with a great confidence. William Shatner is-as usual-overacting his part. With all the strange "scientific" people, long shots, enthusiastic Shatner and eerie 70's synthesizer music this amazing documentary was from the day one destined to become a cult classic.


The Spanking List - READ IT


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This image is courtesy of our friend Frederick. Look at the Spanking List - you can read some of the words. What does it say? Tell us!!!

Eddie Izzard thinks it says "To Cliff - Well done! Captain Kirk"

It should say "They're looking at my butt again, Bones."

Does PETA know about this?


This is not--I repeat NOT--my dog.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Star Trek comics reviews!

Hurry on over to Siskoid's Blog of Geekery to read lots and lots and lots of Trek comic reviews! Funny and informative, with scans like this one:



Thanks for the tip, Mike Sterling!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

More Trek crap you can waste money on


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Pretty expensive crap! You get two "sculptures" to start for $60, and then another $60 every time they send you more - and they don't say how long they'll send you stuff. But you can cancel at any time! So sign up now! You can always sell them on eBay later! Don't delay! Quantities are limited! Buy more crap NOW!

Star Trek Con History

Via the TOS community on LJ, some lovely pics and info on the earliest of Trek cons in the 1970s. Check out this cover to a program!



The author says:
This one's from a con that took place at the Commodore Hotel, Feb. 14 - 17, 1975. (I was 13.) The guests were Isaac Asimov, Majel Barrett, Hal Clement (sci fi author), David Gerrold, Jeff Maynard (creator of the Andromeda Light Show), Gene Roddenberry, William Shatner, George Takei, and William Ware Theiss (ST costume designer). (Can you believe that guests were listed in alphabetical order rather than prominence? Bet Shatner would not allow that today!)

Friday, August 14, 2009

Show #113 - August

Episode 113 on MP3

News from around our butts!
Bill's Place
Bill on Conan, reading Palin's poetry
Lene is creeped out by Asimo
Kirk becomes a fanboy stand-in
Bill is always in the news!
More Shatner on LiveJournal!
More on ThinkGeek
New Trek dolls - so, so silly
Josie and the Pussycats in outer space, and a digression about Scooby Doo



Bill & Leonard at Creation Con - Las Vegas

A detailed review at Trekmovie.com.

Nimoy said to Shatner that he wanted "for the two of us to sit and watch the movie together." Shatner agreed on two conditions "one, you buy the popcorn, and two, you hold my hand."

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Another Media Conquered!


Captain Kirk, known now as the Priceline Negotiator still looks as tough as ever.

And you get a bottle of Red Shirt cologne!

Read about it here.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The "search terms" post

What would you type into Google to find this blog/podcast?

Everyone with a blog posts these lists and now it's our turn. Here's a list (in descending order of frequency) of the search terms people used to find us over the last month:

butt
male camel toe
brad paisley shirtless [ed: WTF??]
butt show
barbara luna
male dicks
leonard nimoy
spock grip
butt sex
lene taylor
pictures of a girls butt
big bad mama -youtube
male dicks
wet camel toe
sexy toys for man
tna
ass worhip stories
kirk shirt


Although it may be last on the list, I think we'd agree that's a VERY IMPORTANT search term.

Trek shells!

Created by our pal Frederick at My Star Trek Scrapbook. I WANT ONE.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Time Magazine Q&A with Bill


Bill, lost on the interwebs.
Abrams sent me a message through the Web — what was it, Twittered me? No. YouTubed me? No, what has he done? E-mailed me.

Click here to read it all.

News from Creation Con in Las Vegas


From TrekMovie via twitter:
Nimoy razzing Shat for not seeing Star Trek. Bill call nimoy a "whore" for JJ abrams for doing Fringe and not Boston Legal
I almost like "Whore Spock" better than "Really Old Wrinkly Spock."

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Spend Xmas with Bill!

From Bill's Twitter feed today:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - JULY 22,2009

WILLIAM SHATNER BOLDLY GOES INTO NEW TERRITORY…AGAIN!

William Shatner has just about done it all. He’s starred on the stage, in movies and on the small screen. In fact, his acting endeavors have earned him Emmys and even a Golden Globe!

He’s also written books, recorded albums and saved a lot of people a lot of money on hotels and airfare. And one of his songs has been turned into a ballet!

This fall, William Shatner will release his first Christmas song, to be included on a compilation released by a new record label (Sounds of Christmas Records).

The song, which was originally recorded almost twenty years ago for L.A. rock radio station KROQ, will help raise money for Shatner’s charity, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show.

The Sounds of Christmas CD with William Shatner’s song will be released in October. The complete track listing for this CD is not yet available.

About the Hollywood Charity Horse Show
Back in the late 1980's, William Shatner first watched an exhibition by children who were so severely handicapped that some of them could not hold their head up, yet there they were going through intricate exercises on the back of a horse!

The program was sponsored by Ahead With Horses, a therapeutic riding group for handicapped children. When the exhibition was over, Shatner was deeply affected by what he had seen. "You can't watch these kids without knowing you have to help, somehow.

In March of 1990, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show was born.

Soon, other charities in need of help were added. These were small, grassroot charities that were doing big-time jobs.

Today, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show is an ongoing event that garners national press coverage, On one special Springtime Saturday afternoon each year, HCHS brings together world-class reining horses and riders in breathtaking slides and spins as they compete for top honors in their respective classes.

Then, as the sun sets, the much-anticipated auction and music show begins. The latter features singers and groups such as Willie Nelson, Brad Paisley, The Ben Folds Five, Lyle Lovett and Randy Travis.

For more information on the Hollywood Charity Horse Show, please visit their website at www.horseshow.org

Order it now! You know you want it.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Bill on Jonathan Woss 2006 - Part 2

Ross is such a fan boy. I love it. And Bill shills like never before!

"You have a charm and power..."



Thanks, Jen! And sorry it took so long to get this up!

Bill on Jonathan Woss 2006 - Part 1

Bill takes over the interview at about minute 3.