Show #64 - March 31

Episode 64 on MP3

LT's report from Wondercon: Mimzy swag and Barbara Luna
Bill's 50 years in TV on YouTube
More Trek movie news
Boston Legal - 2 eps
Latest New Voyages project
NYTimes - Shatner tattoos
An even gayer picture of George Takei
Best stuff in the world: Best Singer, Best Actor, Most Interesting Person in the World, Best Star Trek Actor to Release Music, Best Sci-Fi Writer, Best Overactor
Trek dreams

You Know You Want It. So Do We!

Through CharityBuzz - Bidding ends April 6! Click through to place a bid:

Experience BOSTON LEGAL: A Visit to the Set and Cigar with William Shatner, aka Denny Crane

Includes: Visit the set of the hit ABC television program and get the opportunity to meet members of the cast. Valid for 2 people in LA. Based on availability. Must be redeemed before April 24th or after July, 2007. Winner will enjoy a Cigar with William Shatner

Enjoy a day with the stars of ABC's smash hit Boston Legal.

Led by an Emmy Award-winning cast, "Boston Legal" returns for a third season to tell the professional and personal stories of a group of brilliant but often emotionally challenged attorneys. Fast-paced and wildly comedic, the series confronts social and moral issues, while its characters continually stretch the boundaries of the law.

Back-to-back Emmy Award winners James Spader and William Shatner play Alan Shore and Denny Crane, unlikely kindred spirits among the brigade of high-priced litigators at Crane Poole & Schmidt. In addition, Shirley Schmidt (played by five-time Emmy winner Candice Bergen), a founding partner of Crane Poole & Schmidt, has been coaxed back to the Boston law firm to help bring order to the chaotic office. She keeps a vigilant eye on all, particularly Denny Crane - with whom she shares a checkered past.

The firm's other attorneys include Brad Chase (played by Mark Valley), an ex-Marine who often finds himself in a test of wills with Alan Shore, and Paul Lewiston (played by Rene Auberjonois), the "lawyer's lawyer" who continually tries to save Crane from himself. Then there's Denise Bauer (played by Julie Bowen), a tough, smart senior associate still desperate to make partner.

"Boston Legal" stars James Spader as Alan Shore, Julie Bowen as Denise Bauer, Mark Valley as Brad Chase, Rene Auberjonois as Paul Lewiston, Constance Zimmer as Claire Simms, Gary Anthony Williams as Clarence/Clarice Bell, with Candice Bergen as Shirley Schmidt and William Shatner as Denny Crane.

The winner of this auction lot will also have the chance to enjoy a cigar with William Shatner, aka, Denny Crane.

Donated by: William Shatner

Terms: Includes: Day on the set of Boston Legal. Valid for 2 people in LA. Based on availability. Must be redeemed before April 24th or after July, 2007

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Happy Birthday Leonard! 3/26

NB: Leonard Nimoy shares his birthday with LENE! Happy Birthday ME!

Show #63 - March 24

Episode 63 on MP3

Interview Ahoy!

We interview two of our favorite fanfic writers and vidders, Killa and T.Jonesy!

Happy Birthday Bill! 3/22/07

Today is Bill's birthday! Hail to the King!

Show #62 - March 11

Episode 62 on MP3

News & stuff!

Bill the Negotiator (Priceline) on YouTube
More Rumors about Trek IX - James McAvoy
Alexander the Great on Amazon
Dolls! Landing Party Kirk, Wrath of Khan figures, and Space Seed dolls
The Mad TV iPhone commercial
Bill talks about Rocketman at ShatnerVision
Bill, Intergalactic Superstar at CNNMoney.com
More ShatnerVision: Elizabeth introduces him, and Bill accepts at his Hall of Fame induction
A few comments on remastered Doomsday Machine
Help us with a question for Bill on ShatnerVision!
Star Trek V: In Thy Image (Jack Marshall fan edit)
Bill in Time magazine
JK's story The Last Seduction


EW! And it doesn't even look like Bill.

Bill the Negotiator: So naughty!

A sound clip for the ages.

Family Guy + Shatner spoof = funny!

Thanks, Logan!

Show #61 - Feb 19

Episode 61 on MP3

Xmas gifts from Greg
The story of Queen
Bill - King of Flirtologists
Bill shilling for Gillette?
Where No Man remastered
Star Trek in Second Life
A Kirk haiku from Chad - and JK's Trek haikus!
THREE Boston Legal reviews
A Bryan Adams video, featuring Kirk! Kirk! Kirk!

Spock is a f'king clown

Warning: Lots of f-bombing therein. You may wish to listen with headphones. So funny!

At long last! Proof of our Trekishness!

Mego Museum Trading cards - Shatneriffic!

Courtesy of our pal Scott Adams. These cards are beautiful! And we're getting some!

Thanks, Scott. We are filled with compassion and smug confidence, just like Mego Kirk.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Lots of love from the Butt Girls and Big Cardboard Kirk(tm).

Alexaaaaaaandeeeeeerrrrr! For $4.00!

And you can get a used copy for $2.38. Thanks, Amazon!

Show #60 - February 3

Episode 60 on MP3

Celebrity Butt Plugs!
Sex Toy Olympics at Nerve.com
Male sex dolls
The Virtual Hole (be sure to watch the video at the bottom of the screen!)
Bill on Route 66 as a guy named Menemsha (?)
We review remastered Friday's Child
Another media conquered: Gas Tank
Star Trek: Of Gods and Men
Star Trek: To Serve All My Days
Trek dreams!

Space Seed - cocklight

Capped from the iTunes preview. Behold the EVE and its own lighting:

British TV Commercial - Shatner & Doohan

Faux Klingons

Show #59 - January 18

Episode 59 on MP3

Action-packed!

iPhone countdown
Bill "leaks" info about the new Trek movie
IGN interview with Bill - Boston Legal tidbits
History Channel thing on Trek
Boarding the Enterprise - read it!
iTunes has TOS eps! Watch those previews and be amazed
Where No Man preview - Mitchell! Mitchell! Mitchell!
Fanboys movie
Lene has a pants moment
Shatnervision!
Star Trek cross-stitch
Bill conquers Space Camp
Bill's autobiography, Me So Horny
Boston Legal goes to New Orleans
Fanfic from Jennifer and Lene

Young Bill! 1959!

So young. So intense.

Show #58 - January 6

Episode 58 on MP3

Super Trektacular!

JK & LT exchange Xmas gifts: Kirk! Kirk! Kirk!
And a trip to Fan Heaven - you can see the pictures on Flickr


Captain McSmirk and his obscene tribbles.


LOOK AT HIS PANTS BUTT!

Happy New Year!

The tie & collar combo he's wearing is actually Buster's.

Buster is a dog.

Show #57 - December 30

Episode 57 on MP3

Just in time for New Year's, it's the Christmas show!

Maynard interviews Weird Al Yankovic! And plugs our show!
Listener email from all you wonderful listerners:
- Star Trek images old and new, paired
- Bamboo, space bamboo, and Metron bamboo
- The Star Trek pillowcase! (see below)
- Wil Wheaton is SO FUNNY
- Bill conquers very short fiction in Wired
- Echo reviews Voice of the Planet
Star Trek analyzed in Modern Drunkard Magazine
The funniest chord ever


AND I AM SORRY I SCREWED UP! IT'S A KLINGON SHIP, OK! JEEZ!

Vegas in pictures.

Show #56 - December 20

Episode 56 on MP3

FIVE EPISODES of Boston Legal
Hello and goodbye to Show Me the Money


Context is for the weak.

Don't You Wish You Were William Shatner?

This is the best part of the Shatner Roast on Comedy Central. Two minutes of video clips that convey the PURE AWESOMENESS of Bill. YEAH!

Show #55 - December 9

Episode 55 on MP3

Dolls and dolls and dolls - a gift from a fan
Starpool kinetic characters
Star Trek manga, aka Star Trek: The Manga
Where Trelane's costume ended up
K/S clichés!
Arena review



Click here to watch the whole "Gorn blink" clip

Look At Their Butts!

Two in our army of Kirk dolls stand ready for inspection.

More silly doll photos to come soon.

Episode Impulse: Shatfest

Episode Impulse: Shatfest on MP3

Impulse: The Podcast

We talk with Will the Thrill about Shatner, Shatfest, Shatner dirt and Miniskirts, Monsters, and Mascara!
We are dubbed "undone fans"
Lincoln talks with us
Paul talks with us
Our stage show and a wrap-up of the fabulous event

Thanks, Will!!

ST Experience in Vegas - Part 2 Nov 12

Episode Las Vegas 2 on MP3

Second part of our Vegas Adventure.

Interview with Some Guy, AKA Greg
Recap of the museum, the rides, the food, and the backstage tour
Our opinion: it rocked

Birthdays - information from IMDB
Grace Lee Whitney: April 1, 1930
William Shatner: March 22, 1931
Leonard Nimoy: March 26, 1931
Majel Barrett: February 23, 1932

Impulse at the Parkway Nov 9!

Thursday, November 9, 9:15

Parkway Theater
AT THE PARKWAY
- 1834 Park Blvd. Oakland, CA 94606

It's the return of of the ever-popular SHATFEST: Thrillville's Tribute to William Shatner, which of course means his hysterical homicidal hipster classic IMPULSE (1974) and, naturally, his immortal rendition of "Rocket Man" plus the usual load of Shat.
Admission: $6

ST Experience in Vegas - Part 1 Nov 5

Episode Las Vegas 1 on MP3

First part of our Vegas Adventure.

Barry Manilow welcomes us!
Some news and email
We got our own hater

More tomorrow!

Show #54 - Nov 1

Episode 54 on MP3

Vernors!

Homework:

• Tell us about the Bronx Bunny
  
• Museum of the Moving Image has a Star Trek Exhibition
  
• Have you been on Bill's Game Show?

News

• "Three of us in our marriage: me, him, and William Shatner"
  
• Of Gods and Men
  
• Trek on TVLand!

T'Pring's son in Salon
Captain Kirk's Bulging Trousers in Salon
Wired Magzine: Grok Spock on the Auction Block
The Shattered Glass, starrring Bill and Shirley Jones
Suspicion: The Protégé - starrring Bill, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Klugman!


From The Shattered Glass. I had to include the second one because he's swallowing. LOOK AT HIS BACK AND BUTT!


From The Protégé.

Show #53 - Oct 25

Episode 53 on MP3

Big Boston Legal catch-up show!

2 eps: The murder case from Clue, beautiful Bethany, Tom Selleck, Gracie Jane, Alan loves Shirley, and lots of swallowing
2 more eps: Too much law, more Alan and Shirley, live fat boy wrestling, Denny has cheap sex, mysterious massages, androg-o-woman, Jerry Espenson, pumpkins, and Scientology
Email from Francine and a great dream from Greg
We're going to Vegas to see the Star Trek Experience!
And we're going to see Impulse at the Parkway Theatre Nov 9
Finally, a musical treat from Monty Python

Two fat boys wrestling

Bill shills, part 572

More proof that Bill with do anything. Is this like Photoshopping on steroids, or what?

Show #52 - Oct 11

Episode 52 on MP3

Big movie review!!

JK new fitness review: The Immunity Syndrome (lots of falling out of chairs and Kirklight)
Justin Timberlake is not the king of sex
We finally get to see and review the Holy Grail of Shatner
Some newsy news from Ron Moore, in the Washington Post, and on Craigslist


When amoebas attack, Kirk gets hard!


Professor Bill.

Show #51 - Oct 1

Episode 51 on MP3

Back with a vengeance!

A 50th anniversary surprise clip from David and Charlie at the Comic Makers Podcast
A little more con wrapping up
And now we have a Flickr account with LOTS of pictures!
And here are more media Bill has conquered:

• Bill on the Liberian dollar
  
• Captain Kirk Lane
  
• The Enterprise amusement park ride
  
• Captain Kirk restaurant in Thailand
  
• Star Trek pinball machine
  
• Trek mannequins
  
• The Shatmobile
  
• Bill the Cat in Kirklight

An update on Ryan and Emily's baby
First episode of Boston Legal!
First remastered TOS ep, Balance of Terror