Proof!

Bill and Doodles. Don't they make a cute couple?

Shatner Weekend Audio Diary - Saturday

Shatner Weekend Audio Diary Saturday MP3

The full report on MEETING BILL!

Shatner Weekend Audio Diary - Friday

Shatner Weekend Audio Diary Friday MP3

Direct to you from the lobby of the Burbank Holiday Inn!

More tomorrow, after we meet Bill.

Show #38 - April 22

Episode 38 on MP3

News From Around His Butt!

Pictures of Bill practicing the Toyota Grand Prix!
Praise for Bill in one of many papers: Celebrating Shatner
Soundgenerator reports on Rollins and Shatner
The Intruder is out on DVD! You can watch the preview at Netflix, but only if you have an account
Jimmy Kimmel celebrates Shatner's birthday!
Shatner on Living in TVLand (and you can see clips of it at YouTube)

Promo video for Star Trek 2.0 on G4. Way funny.

Show #37 - April 15

Episode 37 on MP3

Sex Toy reviews!!! The iBuzz and the Orgasmothon scratchers
Boston Legal - the infamous milk bath episode (which we actually didn't like that much)
More blogging from Jim in San Francisco on MySpace
Why Bill would be great in Neil Gaiman's American Gods
Some Easter fanfic! Where No Peep Has Gone Before, by JK, and Symbiosis, by Ventura33
And a little off-topic discussion of The Ten Commandments



A woman's best friend. If only it turned into a pizza afterwards.


Mimes.

Star Trek Noir

Another gem from our man in New Zealand. Look closely in the shadows. And click for a larger version (and so you can read the words).

Show #36 - April 1

Episode 36 on MP3

We spend some time talking about one of our favorite butt movies!


Vote for the best butt!

Show #35 - March 28

Episode 35 on MP3

News From Around His Butt!
Denny and Alan, sittin' in a tree
Putting the Fans to Work - FanLib goes live and a rather extended discussion about the nature of fanfiction
The mystery of TrekPassions
Boston Legal reviews; Alan loves Shirley, and Denny gets to lead a case
"Porkling"?
Sex toys via our man in NZ, Greg Gray, and "Look At His Butt Bucks"
"Look At His Butt" in Elvish! (courtesy of David and Charlie from Comic Makers)



Shatner with fans at Vulkon 2004. Sent in by one of our furry listeners (here as Moneypenny the cat)


Shatner looking all buttly. (Thanks, Julia!)

Happy Birthday Bill! 3/22

Big birthday wishes from the Butt Girls to our Hero, Superintense Hunk, with his powers of Charm and Hotness!



A great picture of Jonathan Frak-- oh wait, it's Bill.

Show #34 - March 20

Episode 34 on MP3

Talk Show Bill on Craig Ferguson (and what it might be like to go to lunch with him)
Jim Kirk is on MySpace!
Did Kirk really bang all those women? Why there are deniers (and a really weird list)
Seven Stages of Shatner (at Maisonneuve mag - you need to register to read it)
Shatner at the Toyota Pro Celebrity Races
Smutty comics - threat or menace? Smutty TOS comics - do they even exist?
Some really bad art by your two hosts
And the story of Naughty Pinette!


Kirk goes up for auction on eBay. Looks kinda dusty.

Playing the Video Clips

We've heard that some people have had problems playing the various video clips we're hosting. A couple of suggestions:

- Download the clip rather than playing it within the browser (in Windows, right-click and save; in Mac, Control-click and save)

- Upgrade to the newest version of QuickTime player

- Download the VLC Media Player (both Mac and Windows), which will play just about anything - and it's good for screencapping

Hope this helps. Anything to bring naked Shatner to the listeners!

Show #33 - March 10

Episode 33 on MP3

Shatner says "Look At This Butt!" (video clip is here)
More Comatose Captain (from Ed) - and the Earth Calendar to help the rest of you out
Another Shatner sighting, hunting bear?
Ashes in space
Make Love the William Shatner Way (and here's the clip from Big Bad Mama)
Two episodes of Boston Legal - and Denny Crane gets married!
Bad fanfic for your snarking pleasure
William Shatner: SuperIntense Hunk! Fighting crime with the powers of Charm and Hotness!
And a Spanish closing from David Arroyo



The Chair from Boston Legal?


This is just to convince you that you need to watch the clip. In slow motion.

EVE in Mark of Gideon! YES!

Through the magic of technology, we bring you Kirk's EVE, courtesy of Julia! WOO HOO!

Show #32 - March 3

Episode 32 on MP3

Shatner on A&E Biography - all new!
Enterprise Incidents from 1984 - Spotlight on William Shatner
We review Mark of Gideon, a third season ep: bad hairdos, spooky scenes, sex in Sickbay, and accents
Shatner in the Globe (boo, hiss)
And the return of Marjorie Kirk, mother of the Captain


Look at his belly!

Look at how young and pretty!
And already with the charm and hotness!

Show #31 - Feb 22

Episode 31 on MP3

A promo from the Australian Trouble With Tribbles
Boston Legal summaries
The NY Times writes about Boston Legal
We're going to Shatner weekend!
Vibrators for men and a few lessons on the use of the Nitro
Men's Pleasure Wand
Fun stuff from Blowfish
Guess what's the top USB gadget? Get it at Condom Country in Australia!
Interesting and weird animal dildos
Look at his butt - multilingual!
Bill does Once Upon a Chair in Canada
And he guest conducts for Pops By the Sea
Star Trek bumperstickers
And more additions to the Wake the Comatose Captain list!

Click here for the long version of Maynard's interview with the good folks at Unseen Theatre


Bill filming Incubus - ooh la la!

Patience is a Virtue

Eep! We've having some technical difficulties at the world headquarters of Look At His Butt! New show up Wednesday night. In the meantime, here's a nice animated gif of Denny and Alan dancing (courtesy of the fine folks at the James Spader Meeting Place).

Show #30 - Feb 12

Episode 30 on MP3

William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods
We delve into the book Star Trek II: Biographies (scroll down about 2/3 of the way on this page)
New Voyages gets Takei and Gerrold
We meet the ship's chimney sweep
Movieland Wax Museum auctions off the bridge of the Enterprise
Shatner shills yet again, this time for Flame Seal
Did you know Khan and Marla had a baby?
And who is your favorite TOS guest star? Charlene Masters!
A Betazoid wedding in Vegas?
Worms duelling with their penii! A third season ep!
And we close with the Wiggles' "Wake Up Jeff"



Check out the collar.





Classic Shatner facial expression. He's so enthusiastic!

Show #29 - Feb 3

Episode 29 on MP3

Bill sells his kidney stone to GoldenPalaceCasino.com!
The dance scene in Boston Legal and a recap of 2 eps
FYI: The Hobbit's character name is Garrett Wells; the actor's name is Justin Mentell
Wake the Comatose Captain with a Haka on Waitangi Day! (courtesy of Greg Gray)
Shatner Sighting - Incubus in Blade 3!
Send us a sound clip of "Look At His Butt!" in languages other than English!
A report on the Venus Vibrance by LT
We close with "The Lady is a Tramp" sung by Bill (who else?)


Look at his beautiful face!


Proof that Incubus really is in Blade 3

Show #28 - Jan 25

Episode 28 on MP3

Sorry we're late!

Alexander The Great
Fanfic recs: Kissing Captain Kirk by LyraStar
How to Wake the Comatose Captain
More on the word "cooter"
George Takei on Howard Stern's show
Brian Evans and William Shatner Live CD
Maynard's tie (and Maynard's podcast!)
The page down picture, in all its glory
We tell pointless stories about movies and theatre and mercifully end the show




Mr. A.T. Great, looking concerned. This was the best cleaning up I could do.



Maynard shows us his tie!

Show #27 - Jan 14

Episode 27 on MP3

An action packed episode!

Catching up on Boston Legal
Shatner and Spader nominated for SAG awards
A plug for the Ricky Gervais podcast
The William Shatner Fan Club!!! Send us to the Shatner Weekend!!
Shatner's "Secrets" (found on MilkandCookies)
Vulcan dildos on KirkSpockSnuggle Yahoo group
Tom Hanks in Star Trek?
Bill's going to host the Golden Groundhog awards
The blog for Autodestruct: One Man's Obsession with William Shatner
Vegas Trek weddings!



And if he hasn't slept with you yet, he will. (Thanks, Paul!)

Show #26 - Jan 6

Episode 26 on MP3

One hella long show!

Charlton Heston on Star Trek? (courtesy of Len Preston)
Go to the homework thread at TSFPN
The Return of Rand on New Voyages
A Shatner/Trek movie rumor
Shatner committed to doing Free Enterprise 2
Bill paraglides and the video goes up on eBay
Shatner should host the Oscars
Bill's iTunes playlist (you need iTunes to see this)
Was Shatner ever in a musical?
Michael Roy Hollihan's "Star Trek: Clambake!"
The Wiggles FAQ
Ten Things I Hate About Star Trek
White Comanche on Public Domain Torrents
Check out our friends at DVD tribe!


Anthony Spock? Greg Kirk?

Show #25 - Dec 30

Episode 25 on MP3

We're back with Look At His Butt On Ice, actual holiday edition!

Bill on Dennis Leary's "Merry Fucking Christmas", and what to leave for Santa
Presents for LT!
Bill's Christmas ornament
We review Dagger of the Mind
Shatner with Alison Angel (one and two)
A little taste of JK's smutty Christmas story, "Visions of Sugarplums" (audio file that is NOT work safe!)
We close with Shatner as Satan (on Comedy Central's Last Laugh of 2005)



EDIT: Here's a whole page of screencaps from Dagger of the Mind!

Xmas non-episode - Dec 24

Episode Non-Xmas on MP3

Well, we're both sick. Till we get well, here are some yummy holiday stories to keep you happy:

Wildcat's "You Could Even Say She Glows"
Wildcat is famous in fanfic for her beautifully written series of stories about a romance between Spock and Uhura.

Nesabj's "Happy New Year"
Nesabj writes Kirk just about better than anyone. The focus is on the rapport between Kirk and his crew. The stories are gen (no sex).

"How the Grinch Stole the Captain" by Lyrastar
Howling funny poetry. A filk, if you will.

"Auld Lang Syne"
A round robin from Jonk, Raku, Deanna, Marta Rodriguez, and Angie. The crew of the Enterprise discovers fanfiction.

JK's holidays stories (5 Christmas stories and 1 New Year's story). All are humorous. No slash.


"A Moment of Grace" by Pinetrees. A lovely, deceptively simple story of Kirk in Iowa.


The weirdest Trek Christmas ornament I could find a picture of. He's still not a merry man.

Pre-Holiday Show

Episode Pre-Xmas on MP3

Short and sweet. Back with a new show soon.

  ...  PLEASE read the rest of JK's story "Backwards and In High Heels". You'll be glad you did!

Your friend,

Bill

You can't buy publicity like this

Or maybe you can. I don't know. All I do know is that we got a great mention by those fine folks at Evil.com on their December 15 homepage. Some of what they said:

The nice thing about Podcasts is that they don't have to look for corporate sponsorship. That's important because there's nothing worse for creativity than to have someone else's money involved. The money people have opinions about the work, and that affects the art - never in a good way.

Creativity and spontaneity just blossoms in the absence of sponsorship. The artist can go with their whimsy, follow their heart, get to the essence of creation.

So with that introduction, we recommend "Look at His Butt" which is described as the podcast where LT and JK, two geek babes, talk about Star Trek, science fiction, books, TV, the Internet, sex toys, and William Shatner's butt.

Samplings from the current show: The William Shatner DVD club, homemade sex toys (light-up USB light saber dildo), and a deep discussion by the hosts with their assumptions on Shatner's lovemaking techniques drawn from a somewhat obsessive collection of references.

They got it! They really got it!

Just in time for Christmas!

Or whatever holiday you choose to dread and celebrate. Our man Gregory Gray comes up with another winner for those of you who need a special gift. Order soon! Supplies are limited! All One!


Please to click for the bestest largest image with mostest detail!!!

Show #24 - Dec 8

Episode 24 on MP3

The Official William Shatner DVD Club
Bill shills for Daimler Chrysler (and you can see the commercials here)
Bill's kidney stone on eBay - and replicas thereof
Trek manga at Tokyo Pop
Live surprise homemade sex toys!
Cool Christmassy sex toys at Good Vibes - the Sparkle Plug, the Juicer, the Frosty Crop
The iBuzz!
We talk about Bill's recent appearances on TV and sex (or course)
The Adventures of William Shatner's Toupee in the Toy Meets Girl ep of Robot Chicken



Every girl should be so lucky.