Show #33 - March 10

Episode 33 on MP3

Shatner says "Look At This Butt!" (video clip is here)
More Comatose Captain (from Ed) - and the Earth Calendar to help the rest of you out
Another Shatner sighting, hunting bear?
Ashes in space
Make Love the William Shatner Way (and here's the clip from Big Bad Mama)
Two episodes of Boston Legal - and Denny Crane gets married!
Bad fanfic for your snarking pleasure
William Shatner: SuperIntense Hunk! Fighting crime with the powers of Charm and Hotness!
And a Spanish closing from David Arroyo



The Chair from Boston Legal?


This is just to convince you that you need to watch the clip. In slow motion.

EVE in Mark of Gideon! YES!

Through the magic of technology, we bring you Kirk's EVE, courtesy of Julia! WOO HOO!

Show #32 - March 3

Episode 32 on MP3

Shatner on A&E Biography - all new!
Enterprise Incidents from 1984 - Spotlight on William Shatner
We review Mark of Gideon, a third season ep: bad hairdos, spooky scenes, sex in Sickbay, and accents
Shatner in the Globe (boo, hiss)
And the return of Marjorie Kirk, mother of the Captain


Look at his belly!

Look at how young and pretty!
And already with the charm and hotness!

Show #31 - Feb 22

Episode 31 on MP3

A promo from the Australian Trouble With Tribbles
Boston Legal summaries
The NY Times writes about Boston Legal
We're going to Shatner weekend!
Vibrators for men and a few lessons on the use of the Nitro
Men's Pleasure Wand
Fun stuff from Blowfish
Guess what's the top USB gadget? Get it at Condom Country in Australia!
Interesting and weird animal dildos
Look at his butt - multilingual!
Bill does Once Upon a Chair in Canada
And he guest conducts for Pops By the Sea
Star Trek bumperstickers
And more additions to the Wake the Comatose Captain list!

Click here for the long version of Maynard's interview with the good folks at Unseen Theatre


Bill filming Incubus - ooh la la!

Patience is a Virtue

Eep! We've having some technical difficulties at the world headquarters of Look At His Butt! New show up Wednesday night. In the meantime, here's a nice animated gif of Denny and Alan dancing (courtesy of the fine folks at the James Spader Meeting Place).

Show #30 - Feb 12

Episode 30 on MP3

William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods
We delve into the book Star Trek II: Biographies (scroll down about 2/3 of the way on this page)
New Voyages gets Takei and Gerrold
We meet the ship's chimney sweep
Movieland Wax Museum auctions off the bridge of the Enterprise
Shatner shills yet again, this time for Flame Seal
Did you know Khan and Marla had a baby?
And who is your favorite TOS guest star? Charlene Masters!
A Betazoid wedding in Vegas?
Worms duelling with their penii! A third season ep!
And we close with the Wiggles' "Wake Up Jeff"



Check out the collar.





Classic Shatner facial expression. He's so enthusiastic!

Show #29 - Feb 3

Episode 29 on MP3

Bill sells his kidney stone to GoldenPalaceCasino.com!
The dance scene in Boston Legal and a recap of 2 eps
FYI: The Hobbit's character name is Garrett Wells; the actor's name is Justin Mentell
Wake the Comatose Captain with a Haka on Waitangi Day! (courtesy of Greg Gray)
Shatner Sighting - Incubus in Blade 3!
Send us a sound clip of "Look At His Butt!" in languages other than English!
A report on the Venus Vibrance by LT
We close with "The Lady is a Tramp" sung by Bill (who else?)


Look at his beautiful face!


Proof that Incubus really is in Blade 3

Show #28 - Jan 25

Episode 28 on MP3

Sorry we're late!

Alexander The Great
Fanfic recs: Kissing Captain Kirk by LyraStar
How to Wake the Comatose Captain
More on the word "cooter"
George Takei on Howard Stern's show
Brian Evans and William Shatner Live CD
Maynard's tie (and Maynard's podcast!)
The page down picture, in all its glory
We tell pointless stories about movies and theatre and mercifully end the show




Mr. A.T. Great, looking concerned. This was the best cleaning up I could do.



Maynard shows us his tie!

Show #27 - Jan 14

Episode 27 on MP3

An action packed episode!

Catching up on Boston Legal
Shatner and Spader nominated for SAG awards
A plug for the Ricky Gervais podcast
The William Shatner Fan Club!!! Send us to the Shatner Weekend!!
Shatner's "Secrets" (found on MilkandCookies)
Vulcan dildos on KirkSpockSnuggle Yahoo group
Tom Hanks in Star Trek?
Bill's going to host the Golden Groundhog awards
The blog for Autodestruct: One Man's Obsession with William Shatner
Vegas Trek weddings!



And if he hasn't slept with you yet, he will. (Thanks, Paul!)

Show #26 - Jan 6

Episode 26 on MP3

One hella long show!

Charlton Heston on Star Trek? (courtesy of Len Preston)
Go to the homework thread at TSFPN
The Return of Rand on New Voyages
A Shatner/Trek movie rumor
Shatner committed to doing Free Enterprise 2
Bill paraglides and the video goes up on eBay
Shatner should host the Oscars
Bill's iTunes playlist (you need iTunes to see this)
Was Shatner ever in a musical?
Michael Roy Hollihan's "Star Trek: Clambake!"
The Wiggles FAQ
Ten Things I Hate About Star Trek
White Comanche on Public Domain Torrents
Check out our friends at DVD tribe!


Anthony Spock? Greg Kirk?

Show #25 - Dec 30

Episode 25 on MP3

We're back with Look At His Butt On Ice, actual holiday edition!

Bill on Dennis Leary's "Merry Fucking Christmas", and what to leave for Santa
Presents for LT!
Bill's Christmas ornament
We review Dagger of the Mind
Shatner with Alison Angel (one and two)
A little taste of JK's smutty Christmas story, "Visions of Sugarplums" (audio file that is NOT work safe!)
We close with Shatner as Satan (on Comedy Central's Last Laugh of 2005)



EDIT: Here's a whole page of screencaps from Dagger of the Mind!

Xmas non-episode - Dec 24

Episode Non-Xmas on MP3

Well, we're both sick. Till we get well, here are some yummy holiday stories to keep you happy:

Wildcat's "You Could Even Say She Glows"
Wildcat is famous in fanfic for her beautifully written series of stories about a romance between Spock and Uhura.

Nesabj's "Happy New Year"
Nesabj writes Kirk just about better than anyone. The focus is on the rapport between Kirk and his crew. The stories are gen (no sex).

"How the Grinch Stole the Captain" by Lyrastar
Howling funny poetry. A filk, if you will.

"Auld Lang Syne"
A round robin from Jonk, Raku, Deanna, Marta Rodriguez, and Angie. The crew of the Enterprise discovers fanfiction.

JK's holidays stories (5 Christmas stories and 1 New Year's story). All are humorous. No slash.


"A Moment of Grace" by Pinetrees. A lovely, deceptively simple story of Kirk in Iowa.


The weirdest Trek Christmas ornament I could find a picture of. He's still not a merry man.

Pre-Holiday Show

Episode Pre-Xmas on MP3

Short and sweet. Back with a new show soon.

  ...  PLEASE read the rest of JK's story "Backwards and In High Heels". You'll be glad you did!

Your friend,

Bill

You can't buy publicity like this

Or maybe you can. I don't know. All I do know is that we got a great mention by those fine folks at Evil.com on their December 15 homepage. Some of what they said:

The nice thing about Podcasts is that they don't have to look for corporate sponsorship. That's important because there's nothing worse for creativity than to have someone else's money involved. The money people have opinions about the work, and that affects the art - never in a good way.

Creativity and spontaneity just blossoms in the absence of sponsorship. The artist can go with their whimsy, follow their heart, get to the essence of creation.

So with that introduction, we recommend "Look at His Butt" which is described as the podcast where LT and JK, two geek babes, talk about Star Trek, science fiction, books, TV, the Internet, sex toys, and William Shatner's butt.

Samplings from the current show: The William Shatner DVD club, homemade sex toys (light-up USB light saber dildo), and a deep discussion by the hosts with their assumptions on Shatner's lovemaking techniques drawn from a somewhat obsessive collection of references.

They got it! They really got it!

Just in time for Christmas!

Or whatever holiday you choose to dread and celebrate. Our man Gregory Gray comes up with another winner for those of you who need a special gift. Order soon! Supplies are limited! All One!


Please to click for the bestest largest image with mostest detail!!!

Show #24 - Dec 8

Episode 24 on MP3

The Official William Shatner DVD Club
Bill shills for Daimler Chrysler (and you can see the commercials here)
Bill's kidney stone on eBay - and replicas thereof
Trek manga at Tokyo Pop
Live surprise homemade sex toys!
Cool Christmassy sex toys at Good Vibes - the Sparkle Plug, the Juicer, the Frosty Crop
The iBuzz!
We talk about Bill's recent appearances on TV and sex (or course)
The Adventures of William Shatner's Toupee in the Toy Meets Girl ep of Robot Chicken



Every girl should be so lucky.

Show #23 - Nov 30

Episode 23 on MP3

A brand new show!


Cafe Press T-shirts! Just in time for Christmas!
Listen to us on TSFPN's SciFi Access, Ep. 2
Vote for us on Podcast Alley
About the very gay picture of George Takei
Brannon Braga leaves Star Trek! Hooray!
Bill shills in Texas and the Boston Legal wrap-up
The answers to the question Who Else Could Have Played Captain Kirk?
And how did we end up at Captain Stabbin's porn site?



Click to go to Cafe Press and spend your money

LAHB in the Funny Pages

Check it OUT! Our podcast was featured in the very wonderful webcomic Sore Thumbs, by Owen Gieni and Chris Crosby. Hee's the link, and here's a little preview. Go! Click! Enjoy!


Click to go to the original.


Thanks, guys!

Hot Klingon Love

Another masterpiece from our man in NZ, Gregory Gray. Note the endorsement from the Duras sisters! Can't get much better than that.


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Show #22 - Nov 19

Episode 22 on MP3

Bascon wrap-up and more!

Bill inducted into the Broadcast Hall of Fame
Bill talks about fanfic!
Secrets of a Married Man, again
Alfred Hitchcock Presents and Night Gallery/Sixth Sense
A long discussion about wigs, toupees, and the sad tonsorial state of today's stars
LT reads her very strange but sexy story, "Rank Privilege"


Look how young! 1960!


Look how skinny!


Look at that THING on top of his head!

Show #21.75 - Even more Bascon goodness!

Episode 21.75 on MP3

Yet another special Bascon edition!

An interview with Kathy Resch, guru zine publisher!

Kathy has published zines in more than twenty fandoms, including:

• Star Trek - The Original Series
  
• Star Trek - Deep Space 9
  
• The Professionals
  
• Highlander
  
• Dark Shadows
  
• Blake's 7
  

Issue 25 and still going strong!

Show #21.5 - More Bascon!

Episode 21.5 on MP3

And another special Bascon edition!

An interview with Big Miss Sunbeam, author of:
the incredible Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide
A Soldier's Story
Promised Land
Anybody's Night at Oscar's Egyptian Cabaret
The Fall of the House of Sarek
and many many more!

And more good fic to read:
His Beloved Pet by Ruth Gifford and Atara Stein




He DOES look like Patrick Stewart!

Show #21 - Nov 11

Episode 21 on MP3

Another special Bascon edition!

Click to hear William Shatner proposition you

An in-depth look at "Secrets of a Married Man", a terrible movie starring William Shatner
Why would you wear Spanx?
We mercilessly mock a terrible piece of fanfiction (icky smut warning!)
An interview with the one and only Jonk, author extraordinaire (and a shout to Tjonsey's "Twenty Questions") and writer of "Prelude in C# Minor"
David Gerrold is gay?
And Jonk reads a little bit of her wonderful story, "Party Pooper"
Up for JK's "Golden Boy"?


Smoochin'


Nice chest hair, but the toupee looks like earmuffs gone horribly wrong


Look at his butt - and the VPL (visible panty line)

Show #20 - Nov 6

Episode 20 on MP3

Special Bascon edition!

George Takei gets teh Gay (and the picture we mentioned)
Warp Speed in SF again - go see it!
Gary Mitchell's invincible foot from the Trek BBS
We discuss Nick Meyer and Star Trek VI
Lots of Boston Legal and why Shatner is relevant again
The Boston iLegal podcast and why we should be on it
We close with words of wisdom from Afroman

LAHB Question of the Week: Who else could have played Kirk?



How to find us at a con hotel.

Ferengi Are Doing It For Themselves.

Gregory Gray takes on alien sex: "The observant will notice that the whole contraption is based upon that of a Ferengi Freighter - typical Ferengi, saving money by recycling a previous design!"


As always, click for the larger version.