Mirror Kirk strikes again!

Today's Priceline April Fools' joke. I really have to wonder if Bill thinks *he* had the goatee in that ep.

More Trek crap!

Or possibly April Fool jokes. Hard to tell.

But on with the show!

The ultimate iPad app--an actual spanking list! Er, captain's log. Click to embiggen.



And...

DRUMROLL!



Furry breakfast cereal from ThinkGeek! Sent to us by Quvmoh.

Full of whole grain goodness (wheat, rice, rye, quadrotriticale), vitamins (such as B6, B12, R, and C) and minerals (such as potassium, zinc, and irony).

Show Shatmoy 2010 Part 2

Episode Shatmoy 2010 Part 2 on MP3

We continue the Shatmoy celebration with a review of Bill in For the People, 1965
Read more about it here, at Johnny LaRue's Crane Shot!
We discover the Shatner Snort



This has nothing to do with Shatmoy; I just thought it was funny.

The Shatner Snort

I made this. From "For the People", 1965.

Show Shatmoy 2010 Part 1

Episode Shatmoy 2010 Part 1 on MP3

Join us as we celebrate the mighty festival of SHATMOY! The first of several parts!

Bill et al. at Mann's Chinese Theatre

Immortalized in cement.


For once, Bill is well-dressed!

And oh yeah, look at his butt!

Bill is 79 today!

"Happy birthday to me!"

And it's the first day of Shatmoy.

From Entertainment Weekly (who as we all know has a serious mancrush on WS):

William Shatner turns 79 today. I pause to celebrate him because I still have the 2008 Boston Legal series finale saved on my DVR, because I love that he signs his tweets “My best, Bill” (as in, “#youknowyoureoldwhen Young girls help you with your luggage because the carousel is too fast. My best, Bill”), because he always embraces who we want him to be (hello, new sci-fi social network myouterspace.com), and because he’s still working (a new album, the S— My Dad Says pilot).

So tell us. Why do you love Bill?

Shat Attack poster!

Brad G. let us know about this awesome poster for Shat Attack III, made by his friend Paul. Great work!!

We look forward to hearing more about this event.

William Shatner's Chest

I made this. We talk about it on show #124.

Show #124 - March 19

Episode 124 on MP3

Email from YOU, the listeners!
Lots of stuff from Saito (we'll keep blogging it!)
Goatees are evil
Bill and cigarettes
Beat the Clock! And commentary by Shatner's Toupee
Can anyone find Perilous Voyage?
Bill and Marcy's Honeymoon heaven, via Frederick
Check out birdofthegalaxy's images on Flickr
We *really* enjoy Bill in 12 O'Clock High (1965)

Bill's surprise phone call & single malt scotch

From WSBBS:

Bill was a surprise phone-in guest late last night on the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, "Who's Calling Christian?" contest. To listen to Bill's phone call, click here.

The show airs on Absolute Radio (UK), click here. The winning celebrity of the "Who's Calling Christian? contest will win £10,000 for their favorite charity; the station will narrow the contest down to the top five finalists next week, with the winner to be announced on Wednesday, March 24, 2010.

Hey, if he calls in the Shatmoy party, we'll take up a collection!

Kirk and his shirt, Part 2

Also from More Shat. Too freaking funny. Click to embiggen.

No, he never does wear a shirt for very long!

Starship/sex toy!

Remember the sex toy that looked like a starship? (LT bought one for JK and it didn't work.)

Now here's a starship that looks like a sex toy!


A teeny, tiny sex-toy. A 1:1,000,000,000 Scale Model USS Enterprise! Not sure who (or what) the target market would be.

More info.

Kirk and his shirt, Mirror Style.

This is just too funny. Posted to More Shat, natch. Click to embiggen.

Oh yes, he could handle us easily!

If none of the other media Bill's conquered work out...

He can always work as a clown for children's parties.


From CultureMap.com:

Paisley has been buddy-buddy with William Shatner ever since Shatner made a guest appearance in Brad’s “Celebrity” music video. In fact, he helped write a song for Has Been, Shatner’s acclaimed album of prose-poems set to music. So when Shatner came to the Nashville Film Festival last year to introduce William Shatner’s Gonzo Ballet, a well-received documentary inspired by Has Been, Brad invited him to spend some time over at the Paisley family farm. “And I’ll tell you one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen,” Paisley says. “I came home from the recording studio, and [Shatner] was already over at the house, playing with my two-year-old son in the basement — with light sabers. I walked in to see my son and Capt. Kirk, dueling with light sabers. I looked over at my wife, and asked: ‘What the hell kind of bizarre universe have I just walked into here?’”

Call us!

As you know, when you can't travel to spend a Major Holiday with your loved ones, it's traditional to call in during the celebration.

Shatmoy = Major Holiday, therefore ... well, you do the math.



That's right! If you want to be part of the podcast that will be recorded during the Shatmoy party on Saturday, March 27 (more info here), let us know by adding a comment to this blog entry, a note at the Event page, or email lookathisbutt.gmail.com.

Details later but you'll probably need to download Skype (it's free!)

Bill & Ricky Gervais!

Ricky blogged about this today: "I'll be hanging with The Shatmeister."

The deets:

William Shatner, best known as Star Trek's Captain Kirk, will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2010 Banff World Television Festival. After more than 5 decades in the business, Shatner has continually leveraged his fame to build enduring properties as a director, producer, author, recording artist, screenwriter and spokesperson.

A brand unto himself, Shatner’s next project is the recently announced Sh*t My Dad Says, based on the popular Twitter account that’s infamous for quotes like "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

Register now to hear from William as he shares thoughts and lessons from his career in an interview open to all Banff World Television Festival delegates.

And about Ricky:

Known around the world as the creator of The Office and Extras, as well as a renowned comedian and actor, Ricky Gervais has been selected as the winner of this year's Sir Peter Ustinov Comedy Award.

"This is probably the greatest honour of my career. Only the Nobel Peace Prize can top this, but I will only accept that in person if the ceremony is held somewhere as beautiful as Banff. I think they Fedex luckily," said Gervais.

In addition to accepting the prestigious award, Gervais will share his reflections on his career and achievements in an interview open to Banff World Television Festival attendees.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BACKSTAGE BANTER?

The Shatner Swallow

I made this.

Show #123 - March 6

Episode 123 on MP3

We're going to be appearing at the San Francisco Fringe Festival!
You must attend SHATFEST: May 20, Vine Cinema, Livermore, CA
And then there's SHATMOY WITH US March 27
Bill in "Shit My Dad Says" and hundreds of other shows
Bill and Liz Taylor WTF?
JK reads Brooklyn Knight because Bill told her to
We review Pray for the Wildcats (1974) and what Shatner's Toupee has to say


Crappy quality video but you can still see basket

MyOuterSpace.com - What Has Bill Wrought?

I don't understand what this is, but Bill's calling himself the Admiral! And there's a picture of Kirk on the home page.

Welcome Citizens of the Myouterspace United Planets.

The Counsel is now interviewing Industry Credited Producers for Starship Captain Positions.

Starship Captains’ and Officers’ responsibilities will be creating an original entertainment project, whether it be a live action film, animation, or stage production; and recruiting talent from the various Planets to become Starship Crew Members, who will be working alongside the Captain on his/her project.

The Starship Crew, under the Captain’s leadership, must prepare a fully developed presentation of the Ship’s project, complete with Art, Graphic Design, Characters, Story, Director and Music. The Captain will become Executive Producer, Officers will be Co-Producers, and the Crew will work on the project as Associate Producers.

Creative Talent, be sure to register on the planet that hosts your specialty, and you may be selected by a Captain to join his/her Starship Crew.

Visitors won't be able to participate on a Starship unless they become a citizen of a United Planet. I will be monitoring all Starship projects, and reviewing each Captain's Log, where progress will be recorded each step of the way.

The Captains will seek out new talent on the various Planets and build a winning team.

There are six Starships ready to crew-up and develop a dynamic entertainment production, so register now, participate and keep your eyes to the stars,

William Shatner

Bill & Leonard on horses

Ignore the fact that this video "stars" the stupid DJ named Mancow. Just focus on Bill.

Things to note:

1. Bill was a lot thinner
2. He actually ran out into the middle of the arena! Ran! I don't think he could do that now.
3. Leonard looks pretty good on a horse
4. Liz looks FABULOUS! Love her vest!
5. Bill has a horrible shirt (as are most of his shirts)
6. Bill is ever so professional in the face of Mancow, who should be a rodeo clown.

Can anyone tell us what year this was?

Bill at the Olympics!

OF COURSE HE WAS THERE! HE'S THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN!

On February 28, 2010 former Star Trek star William Shatner made an appearance at the 2010 Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony. Shatner used his camera time to tell the audience how great a country Canada truly is, citing their "magnificent lakes" and "stunning sunsets" as reasons why the country demands so much appreciation. He also took a moment to give a shout out of pride to his hometown of Montreal. Shatner then introduced humor into his mix by reminding everyone that Canadian's are special because, "we are a people that know how to make love in the canoe" which, he added, is why Canada's health care system "covers splinters". Shatner also commended on the beauty of the country's Rocky Mountains and glaciers, and noted that minus thirty degree temperatures are "just another sign of global warming" . Shatner also linked Canada to Star Trek, calling the host country the "final frontier".

Sorry about the commercials.

Celebrate SHATMOY with the Butt Girls

The Festival of Shatmoy (March 22-26) is almost upon us! If you haven't already made plans, why not join the Shatner Butt Girls in San Francisco?


As you can see, the captain has approved the guest list!

We'll post details as we work them out but as of now, there will be a party on Saturday night, March 27. Join us for Shatner film/TV rarities, items from our collection of unusual Shatbilia, a podcast that you can be part of, a phone-in session for those who can't make it to the party, at least one Shatmoy carol, and CAKE!

RSVP via email at lookathisbutt@gmail.com or visit the Event page on Facebook. Be there! That's an order.

It won't be the same without you!

WTF? Bill and Liz Taylor?

Does he want to get her on Raw Nerve? Is she just feeling blue, and he's trying to cheer her up? Is he trying to MAKE TIME with Liz Taylor on YOUTUBE??? (He does mention her body!)

And WTF are those little blobs of color on his shirt? Paint stains? Mustard stains?

Inquiring minds want to know.

The Butt Girls Want YOU!

Show us the love! Become an Official Fan(tm) at the Look At His Butt Facebook page.


Note: This page replaced the Facebook group announced earlier. What can I say? Oops.

Bill Is Everywhere!

From the William Shatner Fan Club:

"Shatner's Raw Nerve" is currently airing on the Bio Channel Sunday nights at 10pm. It is in its second season. Bill also has three other television projects in the works:

In late March, he is set to film a TV pilot for a new half hour sitcom called "Shit My Dad Says." The show is about a 29-year old editor working for a magazine who moves back in with his parents and documents his father's statements and observations. If the show is picked up as a series this fall, the title will likely change.

He also has two other series in the works. The first is a documentary called "Aftermath" for A&E. Bill is set to host and produce. The network put in an initial order of six episodes. The show will deals with the aftermath of an indicent, three or four years after it occurred. The first episode will revolve around the Chandra Levy case.

Lastly, Bill will be hosting and producing a documentary called "Weird or What" for the Discovery Channel. The first order is for ten episodes.

The latter two series will likely begin airing this fall.

Every channel, all Bill, all the time!

Look At His Butt LIVE! at the SF Fringe

Bill's very own Butt Girls will be appearing at the San Francisco Fringe Festival!


Bill would save these dates: September 8-19, 2010. There will be 4 performances.

Watch this space and listen to the podcast for more details!

We! Rock!

Star Trek - The Wonder Years

Thanks to Jamie Dunst for the link.

Show #122 - Feb 21

Episode 121 on MP3

More Shatner, Less Shame - the source of all downloady goodness
Recent Creation Con w/ Bill - con reports!
JK gives Lene books! Star Trek from Marvel Illustrated Books and Star Trek Phaser Fight
Bill in The Virginian, 1965
What would Bill be like when he's high?

Trek Convention Chicago '75

Wonderful short film of the entire cast. A great butt shot! And a joke I won't reveal here... You'll have to watch the clip.



Original and pics at broadbarn.com.

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Geez, where to begin...


So much to love here but I'm particularly fond of McCoy as a ditch-digging nurse.

Be sure to read the comments.

Thanks, Quvmoh! I laughed, laughed, laughed!

Perfect casting!

Bill is starring in a sitcom pilot based on the twitter blog Shit My Dad Says.


Go read some of it. Can't wait to hear those great lines from Bill!

William Shatner's Sex Hikes

'Nuff said.

Oh, BILL. Seducing Lenore Karidian AGAIN.

And he's so good at it. Check out the way he holds her hand and melts her with his charm and hotness when they're at her apartment.

Trek LOLCats

This one is particularly good:



More at io9.

Better Trek Crap

"High quality" uniforms (TOS & Young Douchey Star Trek) from UGO.

Here's the prototype of the TOS pants.


Based on our experience with the Actual Pants(tm), we have to say FAIL.

Still, if issuing improved Trek crap catches on, sign us up for a working replica of Captain Kirk.

Show #121 - Feb 3

Episode 121 on MP3

Bill in The Defenders, "Killer Instinct", 1961, courtesy of More Shat
Drunken Trekkies movie reviews
All kinds of fun at TrekNostalgia
Maynard's DVD and Bill
Orson Wells and David Frost and Bill
We speculate on alternate universes of Bill

NOTE: Be sure to listen til the very very end, after the music. :-)


Young douchey Kirk guards the Trek Exhibition

He's our sexy boy, oh yah.

A new (better) video set to Bill's interpretation of "Sexy Boy" for the WWE.


Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

Dig the Kirk light, baby!

Thanks to one of our anonymice.

Bill Speaks WWE Theme Songs

Oh yeah, he's a sexy boy!

The Mitchell Strut

The infamous clip from Where No Man Has Gone Before, courtesy of TrekCore. Gary Mitchell OWNS the Enterprise, and obviously that's why Kirk had to get rid of him.

Look at his decaf!

From SFoodie:

Well, well, well: According to the counter guy at my video store, William Shatner stoped into Ritual Roasters on Valencia and 21st last night, fresh from his joint appearance with the still-hottt Sir Patrick Stewart at San Francisco's Star Trek Convention. He was not, apparently, escorted by men in Klingon prostheses. Boldly going where the great man went, I immediately walked to Ritual to engage the counter staff. No success ― the woman I talked to hadn't yet heard about the visitation from her coworkers, so no stories of Priceline deals or overeager fans. In honor of the visit, though, I ordered Kirk's reported drink, a double decaf macchiato. The captain has good taste ― the macchiato had just enough froth to knock out the tribble treble notes in the flavor and smooth over any bitterness, leaving only the deep, throbbing bass of the dark roast.

Well, of course he drinks decaf! Bill + caffine = Perpetual Motion!

Yet Another Media Conquered!

There's an AWARD named after Bill!

Some 300 friends and admirers turned out at Santa Monica’s Fairmont Miramar Hotel on Nov. 19 to fete Larry Kurzweil, as the president and chief operating officer of Universal Studios Hollywood accepted the William Shatner Humanitarian Award.

Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles and the Inland Empire

Read more.

Bill tells John Edward the TRUTH

Oh, Bill, I love you even more now. The skeptic movement may have found its first saint.

Another media conquered

Verbs.

William Shatners bravely on.

Read all about it in this article praising TJ Hooker.

Star Trek - The A Team!

YEAH!

Thanks for the heads-up, Quvmoh!

*THIS CLOSE* to leg-humping Kathie Lee

Bill on the Today Show, 1/12/10.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Bill, you dog!

It's in the dictionary

Logan pointed this out to me today.

If you go to Urban Dictionary and look up "marital aid", it gives you this definition:

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

And then you get this example:

Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

The OED it's not! Slashers are *everywhere*.

Another media conquered!

This will freak out even the most ardent K/Ser.



BTW, I think James Kuhn (the artist) is a strange and wonderful genius.

Thanks, Shannon.

Bill, the spiders and their teeny tiny hooks

According to Shock Till You Drop, the new DVD features an interview with Bill, not commentary.

Video: William Shatner Talks Kingdom of the Spiders

Chest Hair Alert!

Courtesy of our friends at More Shat. Check out the beret! And click through here for more pics of little Bill - so cute!

Another Fail!

Not only does this get an "F" for failure, it also gets an "X" for extra-crappy workmanship.

Sent to us by an Anonymouse.

Show #120 - January 9

Episode 120 on MP3

Presents for Lene!
Carol Marcus comic - JK tells the story
More from ATK
Stuff from the blog!
Enterprise submarine!
LoveShatner.com - What's that about?
Top 50 blogs for Trekkies (we're not on it)
Shatner's Toupee - "A Day At the Office" with Bill in Speedos
Mythbusters does the Gorn Cannon! And what other Trek myths could they do?


That's the best Kirk they could do? REALLY?

Star Trek Online trailer

They blowed things up REAL GOOD!

Pretty nice if you like this kind of thing. I'm sticking with Lego Indiana Jones, myself.

Red alert!

Coming to a TV screen and radio receiver near you...


Bill will appear on the following shows Tuesday, January 12, 2010.

Howard Stern

Opie & Anthony

Today Show

Rachael Ray

If he adds one more appearance, this will be upgraded to a double red alert!

Bill Talks About Shakespeare

This is awesome! Thanks, Jenn!

Bill is wearing a sari, I think.

Tiffany Bolling: Bill So Horny

1991 interview with Tiffany Bolling, Bill's co-star in Kingdom of the Spiders. Here's the relevant bit:

KG: You worked with William Shatner on KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS.

BOLLING: Well, first of all, where we shot was a dream come true, in Sedonia, Arizona, it’s like four seasons come through every day, you get your snow at night and then it warms up to about 70° in the daytime and you can go lie by the pool. So, it was a wonderful place to be able to shoot a film and I felt so bad for those poor spiders, because they were all so innocent, bless their hearts. And Bill Shatner…he’s a horny guy, like most men. [Laughs]

KG: So he chased you around?

BOLLING: No. Well, just little [things], so that was fine. His wife, Marcie, was in the film, too, you know.

KG: So he kind of flirted with you?

BOLLING: Well, sure, but I thought that was great, because it helped us work together, because I’m supposed to be this very tongue-in-cheek "Ms." type of person, and so he used that a lot.

Heh heh heh. "He's a horny guy": truer words were never spoken.

Thanks, Greg!

I dare you to order the red one.

Star Trek Original Series Wetsuit

Star Trek fans eager to explore Earth’s ocean can now do so while wearing a wetsuit modeled after an original series uniform.

123009UnderseaThe Star Trek wetsuit, which sells for $469.95, was designed by JMJ wetsuits, using the highest quality materials and expert craftsmanship.

Each wetsuit is custom made, tailored to one’s exact measurements. The 7MM wetsuit is available in blue, yellow or red, although fans will remember that “red shirts” in the original series often met an untimely end and perhaps it would be unwise to tempt fate (and the sharks!) by choosing that color.

Double dare. Double dog dare.

The Trek crap never ends!

Click to embiggen.

I guess the "pefume" drove everyone too crazy to run spelling check.

Thanks, Commodore Mendez.

FAIL!

WTF? How can this possibly be explained? Stoned elves? Conspiracy of lame Star Wars fan boys? Merchandise for the next JJ Abrams Trek movie?


Listen to Look At His Butt when shopping for REAL Trek crap. Accept no substitutes!

Drunken Trekkies rock.

Kingdom of the Spiders! On DVD!

And! Bill! Does! ... ... ... COMMENTARY!!!!

Read all about it at SF Gate.


What a great opportunity to hear Bill make shit up.

Can an "Impulse" DVD with commentary be far behind? Please...

Xmas Special That Never Was

A repost from John Scalzi. Check out the others ones too - all spot on and hilarious.

The Lost Star Trek Christmas Episode: “A Most Illogical Holiday” (1968)

Mr. Spock, with his pointy ears, is hailed as a messiah on a wintry world where elves toil for a mysterious master, revealed to be Santa just prior to the first commercial break. Santa, enraged, kills Ensign Jones and attacks the Enterprise in his sleigh. As Scotty works to keep the power flowing to the shields, Kirk and Bones infiltrate Santa's headquarters. With the help of the comely and lonely Mrs. Claus, Kirk is led to the heart of the workshop, where he learns the truth: Santa is himself a pawn to a master computer, whose initial program is based on an ancient book of children's Christmas tales. Kirk engages the master computer in a battle of wits, demanding the computer explain how it is physically possible for Santa to deliver gifts to all the children in the universe in a single night. The master computer, confronted with this computational anomaly, self-destructs; Santa, freed from mental enslavement, releases the elves and begins a new, democratic society. Back on the ship, Bones and Spock bicker about the meaning of Christmas, an argument which ends when Scotty appears on the bridge with egg nog made with Romulan Ale.

Filmed during the series' run, this episode was never shown on network television and was offered in syndication only once, in 1975. Star Trek fans hint the episode was later personally destroyed by Gene Roddenberry. Rumor suggests Harlan Ellison may have written the original script; asked about the episode at 1978's IgunaCon II science fiction convention, however, Ellison described the episode as "a quiescently glistening cherem of pus."

Of course, not mentioned here is the classic episode where Kirk is in a coma and Spock dresses up like an elf to help wake him up.

See? We were right about Star Trek vs. Star Wars

Via Pandagon - read the whole thing, but here's the relevant part:

Star Wars (or what became of it) ended up being a rather terrible story about a society run on genetic predeterminism. The police force of the “good old days” were the secretive elite of a crypto-religious sect who fully accepted that at all times, two of their members would be trying to destroy civilization as they knew it. Membership was based on an accident of genetic luck, and those who lacked the access and wherewithal to get screened at the proper time were out of luck, stuck at the whim and mercy of their telekinetic, mind-altering overlords. Government was largely ineffectual, a dysfunctional democracy latched onto a decaying royal system. The entire lesson of Star Wars is that this highly traditional, morally unyielding system fails, and it fails miserably, as the billions of people killed in the Sith insurrection would have testified, had they, well, lived.

I'll take the meritocracy and the technology, please.

Bill & Avril Lavigne - old interview

This was to promote Over the Hedge.

Bill works SO HARD to get this girl to open up and talk to him and it works, eventually. And then he fucking charms her like no one else can. Look at the way he looks at her. I think she was just unprepared for the 1000-watt incandescence of Bill and his charm and hotness.

WTF is he talking about with the statues???

(thanks to the fine folks at More Shat, Less Shame for posting this first)

Happy Holidays from Bill and the Butt Girls, Part 2

Episode Xmas 2009 on MP3

Happy Merry Everything!

Our Best,

JK & Lene

Happy Holidays from Bill and the Butt Girls, Part 1

K/S - no, really, it's almost canon

ETA: the video got removed from YouTube. Here it is on Vimeo:

Spork! An Erotic Love Story (Edited Together From The Star Trek Audio Book) from cirrocumulus on Vimeo.

Thanks, Commodore Mendez!

TrekCrap redux! Star Trek CUFFLINKS

Hey, you still have time for Xmas! This courtesy of @wilw, at ThinkGeek:

Sleek Starfleet style for your formal attire

We geeks are a witty t-shirt and jeans bunch, but every once in a while we need to dress up for something. Maybe it's an important meeting for work where you have to look sharp or maybe you're attending your fourth wedding of the year because everyone you know is getting hitched. You may have to wear a monkey suit and tie, but you can still show your geek spirit with these officially licensed Star Trek cufflinks.

These classy cufflinks are made from enamel and rhodium plated silver and come in two designs. The first features the Original Series Starfleet communicator badge worn by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and the crew of the starship Enterprise. The second design is a tiny replica of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701. Both are handsome, high-quality accessories that will delight you with their geekiness for years to come.

Product Specifications
- Officially licensed Star Trek cufflinks in enamel and rhodium plated silver
- Two styles: Original series badge or Enterprise NCC-1701
- They may force you to dress up, but you can still express your geeky style
- Tapping on your cufflink com badge will not connect you to Captain Kirk (sorry)

Only FIFTY BUCKS.

Trek Zombies

I don't get the whole zombie thing - seems like a limited concept, and also, they're not hot. But anyway, courtesy of @wilw on Twitter, there is this: He's Undead, Jim. Here's the description:

It was worse than dead; his brain was gone.

There are a lot of ways to die if you're a red shirt. You can be shot by a poisonous plant, step on an exploding rock, be struck by lightning, get whacked by a native with a big stick, choke on a dikironium cloud, or, our personal favorite, be beamed down to a planet that's not actually there and get sucked into space, never to be seen again. But it's an entirely different matter when Bones says, "He's undead, Jim." That's way worse than dead, and the entire galaxy could be at risk! Be sure to double tap with your phaser.

Fun factoid: The very first "He's dead, Jim" referred to a dog that had an unfortunate encounter with a transporter. Yeah. You knew that. But what is it with us using dogs for space experimentation? They may be "man's best friend," but, if actions speak louder than words, the feeling's not so much mutual. (Don't worry. We won't be sending any of our puppies into space, fictional or otherwise.)

Buy the shirt at ThinkGeek.

GORN CANNON. DEC 28th.

Tori does a GREAT job with the karate chop.

Of course he has the time! He's CAPTAIN KIRK!!

Bill is so MFGQ!

Did I get that right? Anyway, Bill is featured in January's GQ.


Audio outtakes here.

Even More TrekCrap!

This time courtesy of Jen, who sent a long and detailed post, which I'll just reproduce here, cos it's FUNNY.

Okay, so it's almost Christmas as we are all too aware! And we are all shopping for our Christmas joy. So why not give your special someone TrekCrap? It's lots of fun!

Tree Star Featuring Spock:

This may not be new, but it is classic. Every tree should have its own Spock sitting on it! And now for a mere 39.99, you can get your very own! OR better yet, get one for your mother or get one for all your friends! It's FANTASTIC!!!! (I had to work that in somewhere).




Spock Holiday Stocking:

In the future, all houses have chimneys and what goes with chimneys? Well, stockings of course! Spock adorns this beautiful piece of Fedatacana (Fed-ta-cana). It's is guaranteed to be a classic for all time!












Spock and Tribbles Table Piece:

*Otherwise known as a statue.* This one of a kind, collector's piece comes complete with Spock and a bunch of Tribbles. It only looks like Spock is about to eat the Tribble - Vulcans are vegetarians. He's only going to kiss it, seriously, that's all. Take him home for a mere, 69.99. BUT WAIT!!!!! If you buy today, we'll knock ten dollars off the price - making him only 59.99! A true bargain.







Star Trek Captain Kirk Vinyl Figure:

Jimmy: OH MY STARS, CAPTAIN KIRK!!!! THEY'VE MADE A DOLL OF YOU! And he has a really big head!
Kirk: No,no, Jimmy, that's not me - that's the terp they picked to play me. And it's not a doll, it's an action figure. He's made of Futuristic vinyl material, filled with terpish style, and did I mention made of vinyl? I thought we should get that out there.
Jimmy: Thanks, Captain Kirk, I'll go out and buy it today!

Another Great Christmas Idea!

From Etsy. Order your kit NOW! There aren't many left.

Thanks, Shannon.

Shatmas Came Early This Year

The Tenth Level is on youtube. Watch it quick before someone makes them take it down! This is a true rarity and in addition to being really good, it includes a gratuitous shoulder roll!


Thanks to Ruby Pearl for the heads-up!

Bill Reads Palin. Again.

And she reciprocates.

Consider the transporter

It neither toils nor spins and it transporteth not ...



... but it looketh so freakin' cool!