Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

It's in the dictionary

Logan pointed this out to me today.

If you go to Urban Dictionary and look up "marital aid", it gives you this definition:
1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

And then you get this example:

Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

The OED it's not! Slashers are *everywhere*.


JK and LT said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm really trying hard to imagine Kirk saying "marital aid" and I can't. Just can't.


Frederick said...

Again, heads up, folks!