Oregon Trek in the Park

"Atomic Arts" is performing Amok Time at Woodland Park Amphitheater in Parkland, Oregon on July 18, 19, 25 and 26. It's free and sure to be lots of fun!

Listeners, we know some of you live near enough to see this and report back to us. SUPPORT LIVE TREK!

The Kirk Doll We Don't Want

Is that his space lunch he's reaching for?


"Back off, Cupcake! I'm not letting you steal my lunch and beat me up. Again."

Get Trek XI Kirk and all his little friends. Or not.

Bill Shills and Reveals How He'd Take On Chris Pine

And the host of Attack of the Show slams Pine in a major way of which we totally approve.

Video Games - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

Show #110 - July 3

Episode 110 on MP3

We're at the San Francisco Theatre Fest at the Metreon
Maynard talks to us again!
Shatfest again! We will be there!!
Bill on Conan
Comments from you, the listeners!
Star Trek Wall Mural (and other cool Trek junk!)
Trek cakes at cakewrecks - wedding
Bad fanfic at Fanfiction.net
Star Trek Underwear: do Vulcans wear underwear?
Great Trek icons!


A tin for your cake (not death)

Kirk vs. Picard For the Umpteenth Time

Thanks to Nikki for letting us know that Wired.com has boldly gone where freakin' EVERYBODY has gone before and we wish to Grapthar we could stop going along!

As usual, the real entertainment is in the comments.

It’s a well-documented fact that the daughters of those who prefer Kirk grow up to become strippers.

Who says Trekkies never get out of their parents' basement.

Picard is a little too dramatic. A stentorian Shakespearian actor certainly seems hammish and bizarre captaining a ship. Everything he speaks seems artificially either over dramatic or carefully subdued. Each one too much to feel natural.

This is the first! time! EVER! that Patrick Stewart has been accused of being hammier than Bill. One for the record books.

The Prime Directive is for sallies.

Not exactly relevant but nonetheless entertaining.

Kirk. Jeez. How is this even a discussion?

Don't ask me, I'm just a podcaster.

And in closing...

And anybody who grew up with TNG, instead of the original series, shouldn’t get a say.

Amen to that.

No! More! Bloody Singing!

TNMC summarizes scenes cut from Star Trek XI.

Finally, at the end of the script is provided an alternate take on the scene in which Spock and Spock Prime meet. Before saying goodbye, Spock Prime hands Spock a locket. Spock activates the locket and sees a holographic video of Kirk, and by that I mean Shatner, singing happy birthday to Spock and congratulating him on becoming an ambassador. The message continues, basically telling Spock that the two of them should get back together one more time with a starship and just... explore.

The writer goes on to speculate why this scene was cut. Doesn't mention how incredibly slashy it would have been for Kirk to send Spock a locket (ew!) or that this would have been the Trek movies' second-most embarrassing musical moment, the first being "Row Row Row Your Boat" from STV. That's #1 because they weren't happy with how stupid & sappy it was the first time so they reprised it! OUCH!

Maynard Chats Up the Butt Girls AGAIN!

We love him. Here's our latest insane ramblings about the movie and a bunch of other crazy stuff.

You should all subscribe to his podcast, Maynard's Malaise!

SHATFEST!

Yes, friends, the Butt Girls will appear at Thrillville's Shatfest, this year in San Francisco!

As if that weren't enough, it's a double feature!

Impulse!



Kingdom of the Spiders!



Thursday, July 23 at 7:30 p.m.
Admission $12
4 Star Theater (Clement at 23rd Avenue)

William Shatner, Career Counselor

Rule #1--Ask yourself: What would Bill do?

Shatner describes his career plan as "answering the phone." When someone called to say, "I've got a part for you," he had work.

"Sorry, I have to take this call."

Full article at the Courier Post Online.

Nichelle and Uhura RULE.

Once again Frederick at My Star Trek Scrapbook brings the awesome with a fantastic post about Uhura, featuring some amazing shots of Nichelle. I reproduce my two favorites here.

HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LOVE UHURA??? Three cheers for Captain Uhura and Her All-Girl Band!







And check out this gorgeous Frank Kelly Freas portrait.

Trek PEZ dispensers as Flash Drives!

I so want one! You can get Uhura, Sulu, and the Enterprise. No word on whether Kirk will be available. We suspect that one is SOLD OUT.