Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Show #57 - December 30

Episode 57 on MP3

Just in time for New Year's, it's the Christmas show!

Maynard interviews Weird Al Yankovic! And plugs our show!
Listener email from all you wonderful listerners:
- Star Trek images old and new, paired
- Bamboo, space bamboo, and Metron bamboo
- The Star Trek pillowcase! (see below)
- Wil Wheaton is SO FUNNY
- Bill conquers very short fiction in Wired
- Echo reviews Voice of the Planet
Star Trek analyzed in Modern Drunkard Magazine
The funniest chord ever


AND I AM SORRY I SCREWED UP! IT'S A KLINGON SHIP, OK! JEEZ!




Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Don't You Wish You Were William Shatner?

This is the best part of the Shatner Roast on Comedy Central. Two minutes of video clips that convey the PURE AWESOMENESS of Bill. YEAH!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Look At Their Butts!



Two in our army of Kirk dolls stand ready for inspection.

More silly doll photos to come soon.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Episode Impulse: Shatfest

Episode Impulse: Shatfest on MP3

Impulse: The Podcast

We talk with Will the Thrill about Shatner, Shatfest, Shatner dirt and Miniskirts, Monsters, and Mascara!
We are dubbed "undone fans"
Lincoln talks with us
Paul talks with us
Our stage show and a wrap-up of the fabulous event

Thanks, Will!!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

ST Experience in Vegas - Part 2 Nov 12

Episode Las Vegas 2 on MP3

Second part of our Vegas Adventure.

Interview with Some Guy, AKA Greg
Recap of the museum, the rides, the food, and the backstage tour
Our opinion: it rocked

Birthdays - information from IMDB
Grace Lee Whitney: April 1, 1930
William Shatner: March 22, 1931
Leonard Nimoy: March 26, 1931
Majel Barrett: February 23, 1932

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Impulse at the Parkway Nov 9!


Thursday, November 9, 9:15

Parkway Theater
AT THE PARKWAY
- 1834 Park Blvd. Oakland, CA 94606

It's the return of of the ever-popular SHATFEST: Thrillville's Tribute to William Shatner, which of course means his hysterical homicidal hipster classic IMPULSE (1974) and, naturally, his immortal rendition of "Rocket Man" plus the usual load of Shat.
Admission: $6

Monday, November 06, 2006

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Show #54 - Nov 1

Episode 54 on MP3

Vernors!

Homework:
News
T'Pring's son in Salon
Captain Kirk's Bulging Trousers in Salon
Wired Magzine: Grok Spock on the Auction Block
The Shattered Glass, starrring Bill and Shirley Jones
Suspicion: The Protégé - starrring Bill, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Klugman!


From The Shattered Glass. I had to include the second one because he's swallowing. LOOK AT HIS BACK AND BUTT!


From The Protégé.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Show #53 - Oct 25

Episode 53 on MP3

Big Boston Legal catch-up show!

2 eps: The murder case from Clue, beautiful Bethany, Tom Selleck, Gracie Jane, Alan loves Shirley, and lots of swallowing
2 more eps: Too much law, more Alan and Shirley, live fat boy wrestling, Denny has cheap sex, mysterious massages, androg-o-woman, Jerry Espenson, pumpkins, and Scientology
Email from Francine and a great dream from Greg
We're going to Vegas to see the Star Trek Experience!
And we're going to see Impulse at the Parkway Theatre Nov 9
Finally, a musical treat from Monty Python

Two fat boys wrestling

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Show #52 - Oct 11

Episode 52 on MP3

Big movie review!!

JK new fitness review: The Immunity Syndrome (lots of falling out of chairs and Kirklight)
Justin Timberlake is not the king of sex
We finally get to see and review the Holy Grail of Shatner
Some newsy news from Ron Moore, in the Washington Post, and on Craigslist


When amoebas attack, Kirk gets hard!


Professor Bill.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Show #51 - Oct 1

Episode 51 on MP3

Back with a vengeance!

A 50th anniversary surprise clip from David and Charlie at the Comic Makers Podcast
A little more con wrapping up
And now we have a Flickr account with LOTS of pictures!
And here are more media Bill has conquered:An update on Ryan and Emily's baby
First episode of Boston Legal!
First remastered TOS ep, Balance of Terror

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Show #50C - September 10

Episode 50C on MP3

Creation Con Wrap-up!

The party in our room; meeting some old friends in the audience; Leonard, Bill, and Greg; and the long drive home.
Crowning achievement: Bill says "Look at his butt?"


Look at the cute little butts! Photo courtesy of Lyrastar, who got Bill and Leonard to sign these dolls

Great newspaper coverage of the Con!

What happens? We go to a con and the newspaper reports on our room party!

Becca Costello's wonderful article on Creation Con appears in the Sacramento News and Review. She talked about some guys named Bill and Leonard, too.

Favorite quote:
“There were flimsy sets, cheesy costumes and sometimes bad plots, but Bill always gave 110 percent,” she (LT) concludes. “He never phoned it in.”

Thanks to everyone who came to the party. We're all famous now!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Creation Con - Sept. 8-10

We're going to Sacramento!



Click on the image for more information. We'll be giving you all the news as we get it, plus one show done each night of the con. Let us know if you're going to be there!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Show #49 - September 1

Episode 49 on MP3

News and emails galore!

Shatnerfest at the Parkway Theatre in Oakland, Nov 9 - Impulse!
No Emmys this year :-(
Bill conducted the Boston Pops!
Scott tells us about Mego!Kirk and the trading cards to come
Jennifer (of Spock's Hot Date) has her own podcast, Spock's Diner!
Echo's inspirational posters and LAHB icons!
We end up talking about the Comedy Central Roast (and here's the clip of "Keep It Gay")
And there be YogaFic!
We discuss some deep thoughts about fanfic and the goodness of Kirk



LOOK AT HIS BUTT!!! Thanks, Julia.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Show #48 - August 8

Episode 48 on MP3

We review "The People", a bad Shatner movie courtesy of SuperHappyFun!
Your homework: What would Bill's superpower be?
And more homework: How can we get Bill to say "Look at my butt"?
Tony reports on Wizard World in Chicago
Bill's roast on Comedy Central
Frosty SnowBro's site, Gateway 73, and a recent Shatner photo
Shillin' for Creation Con in September
JK reviews "Patterns of Force" in a homey way
And! An ending to Spock's Hot Date by Jennifer! (But you should all continue to write more.)



Aren't we cute? Thanks, Frosty!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Show #47 - August 2

Episode 47 on MP3

More from you!

David Arroyo screencaps Shatner in the Twilight Zone
Lene gets gifts from JK! A shirt and a phaser and a magnet
Bill goes to Tuscany!
Now available at Toys in Babeland - a sex toy for your iPod!
We review Impulse - one more time!


Look at his ARM!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Show #46 - July 26

Episode 46 on MP3

All email, all news, all about YOU, the listener!

Greg Gray: Taste of Armageddon
Mylochka: Smutty Comics
Mr. DA: Updated heroes - who could play Young Kirk?
Star Trek on Saturday Night Live (you didn't hear it from us)
Homework: Which episode of Hidden Frontier should we watch?
We're Published Authors! (see previous blog entry)
Spompus: Bathroom Trek fic (Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3)
The return of Really Bad Fanfic - Spock's Hot Date! And YOU get to finish the story!


Thank you, Mylochka!

Monday, July 24, 2006

We are Published Authors.

Double dose of happiness!

JK has a story at the wonderful online smut publication Clean Sheets, titled A Thinking Man (yes, that's our JK behind the elegant pseudonym)

And Lene has a dark porny piece in the book Dying For It: Stories of Sex and Death, which is coming out this week. Buy ten copies and give them to everyone you know!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Show #45 - July 15

Episode 45 on MP3

Special announcement! Bill nominated for THREE Emmys!
Maynard's interview with Steven Parker (the Australian Captain Kirk)
No more Shatner shilling for lawyers in New York
Shatner vs. Paul Newman (via the Australian Herald Sun)
Lene reports on Over the Hedge and Bill talks about it with the Jakarta Post
We review Turnabout Intruder (and here's a site with lots of screencaps and excellent comments)
And we recommend some wonderful fanfic: Wildcat's The Waking Man


Behold the EVE of Turin!


Captain Kirk finds a new weapon at beauty school.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Vote for Bill's Bulge!

Right now, the DataLounge is having a poll to rate the best bulge of all time - and Bill's on the list! Go over there now and show you (ahem) support by voting for him. The compeition is tough, but hey - he's BILL.

Oh, and the article about Brandon Routh is good too. Yum!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Show #44 - July 1

Episode 44 on MP3

Bill is inducted to the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Hall of Fame!
And he's going to be roasted on Comedy Central
A great YouTube video of Bill from Impulse
Video iPod Reviews by JK - Miri, Enemy Within, and the return of the rippedest shirt EVER
Bill on Fridays (way back in 1981) and hosting a TVGuide show about science fiction
We talk about the new proposed Trek movie
And we talk about my cool new Trek collectible - The Star Trek Action Toy Book


LOOK AT HIS BUTT!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Show #43 - June 18

Episode 43 on MP3

Fight Club for Geeks and comments in the Trek BBS
Divine Interventions - sex toys for the irreligious and some filthy haikus
The Last Voyage of the Starship Enterprise, originally on Saturday Night Live, written by Michael O'Donoghue
Special edition of The Intruder, special interview between Bill and Roger Corman
Some fun on YouTube: Starfleet Academy Ending (but the Kirk vs. Picard one has been taken down!)
Is Wrath of Khan a cult film?
Boston Legal 1st season DVDs - special stuff only at Best Buy!
And we think about what Year Two holds for "Look At His Butt!"

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Show #42 - June 10

Episode 42 on MP3

Lots of random stuff - and a movie

The Yorkshire Corn Maze!
Trek props go for a song (Paramount = total morons)
The William Shatner Build Event - the house built from a kidney stone
Another gift for JK! The Durex Little Gem
And our One Year Anniversary Ice Cream Cake!
We dig deep into The Explosive Generation and here's a page with a ton of screencaps!)





The image and the cake with the image (it was so good!)


They call me Mistah Shatner (or, To Sir With Love)