Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Friday, September 30, 2005

Show #15 - Sept. 30

Episode 15 on MP3

A Really Big Shew!

The Scofflaws' "William Shatner" - live!
Kin alerts us to SexyTrek, a Star Trek pron site
More on the Emmys (it's all about sex, for Bill)
We discuss the phenomenon of cameltoe and how it does NOT apply to Bill
New Season of Boston Legal! 1-877-SUE-2-WIN
Kirklight revisited, Gregory Gray and his awesome designs, LT buys a new sex toy, and JK wants one
The JK urban legend continues, and we squick over mpreg
T'Monkeelover writes Monkees For Sale


Look at Wild Shirtless Kirk™!

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Officers' Model.

Or maybe Spock is just into masks. Another creation of the fabulous Gregory Gray from New Zealand. Send this man email! Send him work! Let him know that you love his designs as much as we do!


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Monday, September 26, 2005

Sex Trek Toys. Trek Sex Toys? Strex Toys?

Gregory Gray, our man in New Zealand, provides Starfleet-issue devices for the enlisted types. On our minds: What do the officers get? Does the captain get a special one that controls everyone else's so he can give the girls a thrill remotely? Enquiring minds want to know!


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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Resistance is Futile. The WePod will assimilate you.

He's unstoppable! He's unbeatable! He's New Zealand-able! Gregory Gray comes up with yet another Trek toy.


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Friday, September 23, 2005

Show #14 - Sept. 23

Episode 14 on MP3

Special Emmy edition, with commentary by us (on Skype, so excuse the audio weirdness)
Lots of photos of Bill at the Emmys
An audio email comment from Landru
JK's classic in Trek fanfic, "Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing"
We talk about White Comanche, filmed in Shatner Butt-Vision
Starfleet Academy, the game, and how we suck at it



Look at his BUTT!!!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Introducing the Enterpod.

Courtesy of our friend in New Zealand, Gregory Gray. Also known as the Gym-Pod. Is this not the coolest thing ever? I want one, NOW. Steve Jobs, that's your homework.


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Thanks, Greg! You rock!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Go Bill! Another Emmy!

Congrats to William Shatner, THE MAN, who won a second Emmy award for Boston Legal today, beating out that girly-man, Alan Alda. BILL! YOU SO ROCK!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Show #13 - Sept 16

Episode 13 on MP3

We get to the core of the show: Sex toys, Shatner's butt, and silly Trek goodness.

Maynard and sex toys: Japanese Pearl Bird and i-Rabbit - Pleasure Box
Henry Rollins at Fark.com
Glen O'Neill's Comic Fight Club - Glen sent us comics!
Shatner's appearance on Kung Fu
Shatner's VIC 20 commercial
Filking! Leslie Fish's "Banned from Argo" and Voltaire's "The USS Make-Shit-Up"
JK's filk songs
Bill on the Emmy awards! He's going to sing!

Podcast Tonight!

Something for Trekkies!
Something for techies!
Something with EVEs, a podcast tonight!

Q-tips for crowd scenes,
Earplugs for loud scenes,
Ripped shirts for everyone, a podcast tonight!

Plenty of smut!
Keep the door shut!
You'll end up shouting, "Look at his butt!"

Star Trek conventions,
Too much to mention,
Homework tomorrow! Podcast tonight!
Bring on the Vernors! Podcast tonight!



Look at his wig - and his butt!

Friday, September 09, 2005

Show #12 - Sept 9

Episode 12 on MP3

Onward! Show 12!

A consumer report on the Nitro razor from our Special Correspondent, Deep Shave!
Bill Shatner answers Five Questions in the Daily News
Shatner and Tea? WTF?
We watch Balance of Terror and discuss the amazing phenomenon of Kirklight
And - Uhura's panties!
Bascon 2005 - we'll be there
Creation Con 2006 - we'll be there too
The Science Fiction Podcast Network forums - go there!
Curt's Star Trek Film Restoration Project



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Friday, September 02, 2005

Show #11.5 - Sept. 2

Episode 11.5 on MP3

Part 2 of Show 11. It's number 11 in a series of 11s.

We're going to Bascon!
Henry Rollins talk about Shatner (and here's the link to the whole thing, which is about 20 minutes long!) Thanks, Rich.
A con report that starts an urban legend about JK!
We put out a call for Bad Fanfic
Sona announces the Star Trek phone!
We talk about the fanfic "Handyman", by Judith Gran
New Voyages news
DC says no to slashy Batman and Robin
And a signoff from Bill, on Brad Paisley's lp



Look at his....EVERYTHING!