But on with the show!
The ultimate iPad app--an actual spanking list! Er, captain's log. Click to embiggen.
Furry breakfast cereal from ThinkGeek! Sent to us by Quvmoh.
Full of whole grain goodness (wheat, rice, rye, quadrotriticale), vitamins (such as B6, B12, R, and C) and minerals (such as potassium, zinc, and irony).