KITTY: Doesn't the photo from Alt Factor look like a big "welcome home, my darling" scene where Kirk just jumped into his arms?
smooch smooch smooch
that can't possibly be an effective fight move
no way
LENE: YES
you know, maybe Kirk jumping on people was so that his hard-on could do the fighting
If that's a gun in your pocket, why don't you take it out and shoot me?
hahaha
he jumps on the guy and it's an immediate sucker-punch to the gut with his dick
POW
but he's in the perfect position to receive a kidney punch!
true. but he has the element of surprise
"My dick is so tough it does my fighting for me"
true - i'd be surprised
the enemy isn't expecting cock-punch (literally)
LOL
it's all part of the Kirk fighting technique
Kirk fu
karate chops, flying leg kicks, cock punching
hahahahahaha
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