Thursday, August 26, 2010
Today's topic on KirkChat: KIRK FU
KITTY: Doesn't the photo from Alt Factor look like a big "welcome home, my darling" scene where Kirk just jumped into his arms?
smooch smooch smooch
that can't possibly be an effective fight move
you know, maybe Kirk jumping on people was so that his hard-on could do the fighting
If that's a gun in your pocket, why don't you take it out and shoot me?
he jumps on the guy and it's an immediate sucker-punch to the gut with his dick
but he's in the perfect position to receive a kidney punch!
true. but he has the element of surprise
"My dick is so tough it does my fighting for me"
true - i'd be surprised
the enemy isn't expecting cock-punch (literally)
it's all part of the Kirk fighting technique
karate chops, flying leg kicks, cock punching
Your thoughts, gentle reader?