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Friday, August 14, 2009

Show #113 - August

Episode 113 on MP3

News from around our butts!
Bill's Place
Bill on Conan, reading Palin's poetry
Lene is creeped out by Asimo
Kirk becomes a fanboy stand-in
Bill is always in the news!
More Shatner on LiveJournal!
More on ThinkGeek
New Trek dolls - so, so silly
Josie and the Pussycats in outer space, and a digression about Scooby Doo



Bill & Leonard at Creation Con - Las Vegas

A detailed review at Trekmovie.com.

Nimoy said to Shatner that he wanted "for the two of us to sit and watch the movie together." Shatner agreed on two conditions "one, you buy the popcorn, and two, you hold my hand."

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Another Media Conquered!


Captain Kirk, known now as the Priceline Negotiator still looks as tough as ever.

And you get a bottle of Red Shirt cologne!

Read about it here.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The "search terms" post

What would you type into Google to find this blog/podcast?

Everyone with a blog posts these lists and now it's our turn. Here's a list (in descending order of frequency) of the search terms people used to find us over the last month:

butt
male camel toe
brad paisley shirtless [ed: WTF??]
butt show
barbara luna
male dicks
leonard nimoy
spock grip
butt sex
lene taylor
pictures of a girls butt
big bad mama -youtube
male dicks
wet camel toe
sexy toys for man
tna
ass worhip stories
kirk shirt


Although it may be last on the list, I think we'd agree that's a VERY IMPORTANT search term.

Trek shells!

Created by our pal Frederick at My Star Trek Scrapbook. I WANT ONE.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Time Magazine Q&A with Bill


Bill, lost on the interwebs.
Abrams sent me a message through the Web — what was it, Twittered me? No. YouTubed me? No, what has he done? E-mailed me.

Click here to read it all.

News from Creation Con in Las Vegas


From TrekMovie via twitter:
Nimoy razzing Shat for not seeing Star Trek. Bill call nimoy a "whore" for JJ abrams for doing Fringe and not Boston Legal
I almost like "Whore Spock" better than "Really Old Wrinkly Spock."

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Spend Xmas with Bill!

From Bill's Twitter feed today:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - JULY 22,2009

WILLIAM SHATNER BOLDLY GOES INTO NEW TERRITORY…AGAIN!

William Shatner has just about done it all. He’s starred on the stage, in movies and on the small screen. In fact, his acting endeavors have earned him Emmys and even a Golden Globe!

He’s also written books, recorded albums and saved a lot of people a lot of money on hotels and airfare. And one of his songs has been turned into a ballet!

This fall, William Shatner will release his first Christmas song, to be included on a compilation released by a new record label (Sounds of Christmas Records).

The song, which was originally recorded almost twenty years ago for L.A. rock radio station KROQ, will help raise money for Shatner’s charity, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show.

The Sounds of Christmas CD with William Shatner’s song will be released in October. The complete track listing for this CD is not yet available.

About the Hollywood Charity Horse Show
Back in the late 1980's, William Shatner first watched an exhibition by children who were so severely handicapped that some of them could not hold their head up, yet there they were going through intricate exercises on the back of a horse!

The program was sponsored by Ahead With Horses, a therapeutic riding group for handicapped children. When the exhibition was over, Shatner was deeply affected by what he had seen. "You can't watch these kids without knowing you have to help, somehow.

In March of 1990, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show was born.

Soon, other charities in need of help were added. These were small, grassroot charities that were doing big-time jobs.

Today, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show is an ongoing event that garners national press coverage, On one special Springtime Saturday afternoon each year, HCHS brings together world-class reining horses and riders in breathtaking slides and spins as they compete for top honors in their respective classes.

Then, as the sun sets, the much-anticipated auction and music show begins. The latter features singers and groups such as Willie Nelson, Brad Paisley, The Ben Folds Five, Lyle Lovett and Randy Travis.

For more information on the Hollywood Charity Horse Show, please visit their website at www.horseshow.org

Order it now! You know you want it.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Bill on Jonathan Woss 2006 - Part 2

Ross is such a fan boy. I love it. And Bill shills like never before!

"You have a charm and power..."



Thanks, Jen! And sorry it took so long to get this up!

Bill on Jonathan Woss 2006 - Part 1

Bill takes over the interview at about minute 3.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

What Do They Do When They're Sick of Replicator Food?

Watch this and find out.



A truly awesome Bill-lookalike (or someone did a truly awesome job with makeup)

Another media conquered! UPDATED

That is, if Sarah Palin counts as media. (Now linked to NBC.com instead of youtube.com)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Shatfest 2009!

We rocked! One of our fabulous listeners brought us a present. (Thanks, Mike!) Francine and Matt ambushed us at Bill's Place. I swear that was the name of the restaurant and it was one block from the theatre. Best! Hamburgers! EVER!

Will the Thrill provided the most beautiful background ever for our shtick.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

How to Light Up a Vulcan

Another mind-blower from Entertainment Earth.


[W]hat makes it so special is a clear body that, when you tap his head, lights up!
Does Uhura know about this? It's so kinky!

It also proves that Kirk is twice the man Spock is. NYAH!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Star Trek XI - with holograms!

WARNING: As many wise beings have pointed out, the day they come up with real holodeck technology will be the end of all other human endeavors. And Star Trek leads the way! GO TEAM!

"With the packaging feature dubbed "augmented reality," consumers will be able to hold their disc packaging in front of any standard webcam to unlock an interactive hologram on the computer screen, through which they can tour five cabins on the Enterprise, even shooting enemies from the ship's deck."

Read more in Variety.

Sidenote:
You don't need the movie to do this: all you need is either a printout of the image or a copy of it downloaded to your iPhone, iPod touch. As long as you have a webcam, you can go to www.experience-the-enterprise.com/ww/ RIGHT NOW, click on the links for the images and check out this amazingly cool program.
I have no idea what that means but I'm sure Lene will figure out.

Another Media Conquered

#55 on the Table of Awesoments. Click to embiggen.


Thanks, Logan!

Monday, July 20, 2009

William Shatner, Certified Nice Guy

Bill will receive a humanitarian award in Providence, Rhode Island. He will talk about his life & career, do Q&A and introduce the Gonzo Ballet film.

Our good friend Capn Ho will be there and you should too!


"What's ... WRONG...with whatI'mwearing? You said! it! was! ... ... FORMAL!"

More here

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Show #111 - July 18

Episode 111 on MP3

We review the movie - AGAIN! This time from a drive-in next to some train tracks.

Also: Star Trek meets the Roller Derby!

Friday, July 17, 2009

You should be reading Candorville

Candorville is one of the new comics in the SF Chronicle (and by "new" I mean it hasn't been running for 10 years...). One of the reasons I like it - besides the sharp political commentary and refreshingly non-white-middle-class characters - is that Lemont Brown, the main guy, is a Trek geek and is usually drawn with a Starfleet emblem on his shirt. In the current plotline, he's a journalist on assignment in Iran and has been captured. He tweets (follow him on Twitter!) to his friend Susan to "prove" that he's OK. Click to embiggen and enjoy the Trek goodness:

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Shatfest! And the Butt Girls!

The Shatner Butt Girls are mentioned in this article from SFWeekly.
In space, no one can hear you mock.


July 23 - Party with Will the Thrill, Monica Tiki Goddess and the Butt Girls!

This is why you need to be on Twitter

Here's what greeted me when I checked my Twitter stream this morning (on my iPhone). I love the interwebs.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oregon Trek in the Park


"Atomic Arts" is performing Amok Time at Woodland Park Amphitheater in Parkland, Oregon on July 18, 19, 25 and 26. It's free and sure to be lots of fun!

Listeners, we know some of you live near enough to see this and report back to us. SUPPORT LIVE TREK!

Friday, July 10, 2009

The Kirk Doll We Don't Want

Is that his space lunch he's reaching for?


"Back off, Cupcake! I'm not letting you steal my lunch and beat me up. Again."

Get Trek XI Kirk and all his little friends. Or not.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Kirk vs. Picard For the Umpteenth Time

Thanks to Nikki for letting us know that Wired.com has boldly gone where freakin' EVERYBODY has gone before and we wish to Grapthar we could stop going along!

As usual, the real entertainment is in the comments.

It’s a well-documented fact that the daughters of those who prefer Kirk grow up to become strippers.
Who says Trekkies never get out of their parents' basement.

Picard is a little too dramatic. A stentorian Shakespearian actor certainly seems hammish and bizarre captaining a ship. Everything he speaks seems artificially either over dramatic or carefully subdued. Each one too much to feel natural.
This is the first! time! EVER! that Patrick Stewart has been accused of being hammier than Bill. One for the record books.

The Prime Directive is for sallies.
Not exactly relevant but nonetheless entertaining.

Kirk. Jeez. How is this even a discussion?
Don't ask me, I'm just a podcaster.

And in closing...
And anybody who grew up with TNG, instead of the original series, shouldn’t get a say.
Amen to that.

No! More! Bloody Singing!

TNMC summarizes scenes cut from Star Trek XI.
Finally, at the end of the script is provided an alternate take on the scene in which Spock and Spock Prime meet. Before saying goodbye, Spock Prime hands Spock a locket. Spock activates the locket and sees a holographic video of Kirk, and by that I mean Shatner, singing happy birthday to Spock and congratulating him on becoming an ambassador. The message continues, basically telling Spock that the two of them should get back together one more time with a starship and just... explore.

The writer goes on to speculate why this scene was cut. Doesn't mention how incredibly slashy it would have been for Kirk to send Spock a locket (ew!) or that this would have been the Trek movies' second-most embarrassing musical moment, the first being "Row Row Row Your Boat" from STV. That's #1 because they weren't happy with how stupid & sappy it was the first time so they reprised it! OUCH!

Maynard Chats Up the Butt Girls AGAIN!

We love him. Here's our latest insane ramblings about the movie and a bunch of other crazy stuff.

You should all subscribe to his podcast, Maynard's Malaise!


Monday, June 29, 2009

SHATFEST!

Yes, friends, the Butt Girls will appear at Thrillville's Shatfest, this year in San Francisco!

As if that weren't enough, it's a double feature!

Impulse!



Kingdom of the Spiders!



Thursday, July 23 at 7:30 p.m.
Admission $12
4 Star Theater (Clement at 23rd Avenue)

William Shatner, Career Counselor

Rule #1--Ask yourself: What would Bill do?
Shatner describes his career plan as "answering the phone." When someone called to say, "I've got a part for you," he had work.


"Sorry, I have to take this call."

Full article at the Courier Post Online.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Nichelle and Uhura RULE.

Once again Frederick at My Star Trek Scrapbook brings the awesome with a fantastic post about Uhura, featuring some amazing shots of Nichelle. I reproduce my two favorites here.

HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LOVE UHURA??? Three cheers for Captain Uhura and Her All-Girl Band!







And check out this gorgeous Frank Kelly Freas portrait.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Trek PEZ dispensers as Flash Drives!

I so want one! You can get Uhura, Sulu, and the Enterprise. No word on whether Kirk will be available. We suspect that one is SOLD OUT.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Show #109 - June 20

Episode 109 on MP3

Bill shills for stairs!
Shop with a Shatner?
William Shatner cologne? Send in your suggestions!
Jack Lemmon as Daphne in Spock's Brain?
New Think Geek catalog!
Go to My Star Trek Scrapbook!
Ultimate TOS Communicator Site at HeroComm!

Follow us on Twitter and leave reviews on iTunes!

Bill's E-Z Stairs video ad

Oh, Bill.

You can go to the website to watch it, or click here.

(I would have embedded it, but I couldn't figure out how to get it to stop playing automatically - and NO ONE wants to see this fucking thing play automatically ever time they visit the blog.)

Bill's E-Z Stairs print ad



SERIOUSLY? They used a 20 year old picture of him? This is really starting to reek of blackmail. What did he do to the stairs people to deserve this??

AND LOOK AT THAT SWEATER!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Save the Date!

Your own Shatner Butt Girls will appear at the San Francisco Theater Festival on Sunday, July 26.


Location: Metreon 4 Stage
Time: 12:20 pm
Price: FREE!

More info here.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Xmas with Crazy Pike!

Because nothing says Happy Holidays like a radiation-scarred Captain Pike tree ornament.


Press the button and you get dialogue from Kirk and Spock, and some beeps from Pike. And his lights work! Isn't that precious?


But check this out:

The one on the left is the image from main Hallmark page, and the one on the right is a screencap from the video you can watch from said page. I suspect the one they've used for the main page is a prototype or something, as the quality is much higher and it actually looks like Pike from the episode. But look how crappy the production version is! It doesn't look anything like him! His eyes are wide open, and his skin color is normal! THIS IS A DISASTER!


Also, Kirk?

Looks like Henry Winkler.

$28.

Start Your Week Off Right


Good work, Fresca!

Kirk and Spock Review the New Movie



"We should nevertheless destroy it." LOL!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

In Honor of the NBA Playoffs - BASKETS!

Click to embiggen.

Bill with manpurse and basket


Manpurse and basket closeup


Bill + Pretty Girls = BASKET!



Found these treasures and more at zimbio.com.