Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Show #114 - Aug 30

Episode 114 on MP3

Screencaps of Explosive Generation from More Shat Less Shame
The spanking list in a publicity photo, from Frederick - what does it say??
Trek sneakers!
One of our listeners meets Bill!
The Vermont Country Store sells sex toys
Gamesters of Triskelion review
Go Ensign Jana Haines!!
This Ain't Star Trek - Trek porn - thanks, Maynard! (Link NSFW)



Jana Haines: a model for White Uhura?

Trek sneakers


The home-grown kind. Thanks, Shannon!

Mysteries of the Gods in Sydney

Courtesy of Maynard - this screened at the Mu-Meson Archives on 24th August. Maynard reported, "The screening had over 6 people at it and we all still feel just that little bit mysterious."

Para(noide) Politics in the Archives

William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods

"The Mysteries of the Gods" is a full length documentary portraying the ancient astronaut theories of Swiss-born researcher Erich von Däniken. The film is hosted and narrated by no less than William Shatner himself. Everything from the Peruvian Crystal Skull to the megalith structures in the jungles of Southeast Asia is accepted as evidence for the Ancient Astronaut theory. Cave drawings, old legends, Biblical stories and even some psychic visions of late Jeanne Dixon are understood as stone cold facts. Eric von Däniken's reputation was still quite unspoiled at the time so all the arguments (even the most far-fetched) are shown with a great confidence. William Shatner is-as usual-overacting his part. With all the strange "scientific" people, long shots, enthusiastic Shatner and eerie 70's synthesizer music this amazing documentary was from the day one destined to become a cult classic.


The Spanking List - READ IT


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This image is courtesy of our friend Frederick. Look at the Spanking List - you can read some of the words. What does it say? Tell us!!!

Eddie Izzard thinks it says "To Cliff - Well done! Captain Kirk"

It should say "They're looking at my butt again, Bones."

Does PETA know about this?


This is not--I repeat NOT--my dog.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Star Trek comics reviews!

Hurry on over to Siskoid's Blog of Geekery to read lots and lots and lots of Trek comic reviews! Funny and informative, with scans like this one:



Thanks for the tip, Mike Sterling!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

More Trek crap you can waste money on


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Pretty expensive crap! You get two "sculptures" to start for $60, and then another $60 every time they send you more - and they don't say how long they'll send you stuff. But you can cancel at any time! So sign up now! You can always sell them on eBay later! Don't delay! Quantities are limited! Buy more crap NOW!

Star Trek Con History

Via the TOS community on LJ, some lovely pics and info on the earliest of Trek cons in the 1970s. Check out this cover to a program!



The author says:
This one's from a con that took place at the Commodore Hotel, Feb. 14 - 17, 1975. (I was 13.) The guests were Isaac Asimov, Majel Barrett, Hal Clement (sci fi author), David Gerrold, Jeff Maynard (creator of the Andromeda Light Show), Gene Roddenberry, William Shatner, George Takei, and William Ware Theiss (ST costume designer). (Can you believe that guests were listed in alphabetical order rather than prominence? Bet Shatner would not allow that today!)

Friday, August 14, 2009

Show #113 - August

Episode 113 on MP3

News from around our butts!
Bill's Place
Bill on Conan, reading Palin's poetry
Lene is creeped out by Asimo
Kirk becomes a fanboy stand-in
Bill is always in the news!
More Shatner on LiveJournal!
More on ThinkGeek
New Trek dolls - so, so silly
Josie and the Pussycats in outer space, and a digression about Scooby Doo



Bill & Leonard at Creation Con - Las Vegas

A detailed review at Trekmovie.com.

Nimoy said to Shatner that he wanted "for the two of us to sit and watch the movie together." Shatner agreed on two conditions "one, you buy the popcorn, and two, you hold my hand."

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Another Media Conquered!


Captain Kirk, known now as the Priceline Negotiator still looks as tough as ever.

And you get a bottle of Red Shirt cologne!

Read about it here.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The "search terms" post

What would you type into Google to find this blog/podcast?

Everyone with a blog posts these lists and now it's our turn. Here's a list (in descending order of frequency) of the search terms people used to find us over the last month:

butt
male camel toe
brad paisley shirtless [ed: WTF??]
butt show
barbara luna
male dicks
leonard nimoy
spock grip
butt sex
lene taylor
pictures of a girls butt
big bad mama -youtube
male dicks
wet camel toe
sexy toys for man
tna
ass worhip stories
kirk shirt


Although it may be last on the list, I think we'd agree that's a VERY IMPORTANT search term.

Trek shells!

Created by our pal Frederick at My Star Trek Scrapbook. I WANT ONE.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Time Magazine Q&A with Bill


Bill, lost on the interwebs.
Abrams sent me a message through the Web — what was it, Twittered me? No. YouTubed me? No, what has he done? E-mailed me.

Click here to read it all.

News from Creation Con in Las Vegas


From TrekMovie via twitter:
Nimoy razzing Shat for not seeing Star Trek. Bill call nimoy a "whore" for JJ abrams for doing Fringe and not Boston Legal
I almost like "Whore Spock" better than "Really Old Wrinkly Spock."

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Spend Xmas with Bill!

From Bill's Twitter feed today:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - JULY 22,2009

WILLIAM SHATNER BOLDLY GOES INTO NEW TERRITORY…AGAIN!

William Shatner has just about done it all. He’s starred on the stage, in movies and on the small screen. In fact, his acting endeavors have earned him Emmys and even a Golden Globe!

He’s also written books, recorded albums and saved a lot of people a lot of money on hotels and airfare. And one of his songs has been turned into a ballet!

This fall, William Shatner will release his first Christmas song, to be included on a compilation released by a new record label (Sounds of Christmas Records).

The song, which was originally recorded almost twenty years ago for L.A. rock radio station KROQ, will help raise money for Shatner’s charity, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show.

The Sounds of Christmas CD with William Shatner’s song will be released in October. The complete track listing for this CD is not yet available.

About the Hollywood Charity Horse Show
Back in the late 1980's, William Shatner first watched an exhibition by children who were so severely handicapped that some of them could not hold their head up, yet there they were going through intricate exercises on the back of a horse!

The program was sponsored by Ahead With Horses, a therapeutic riding group for handicapped children. When the exhibition was over, Shatner was deeply affected by what he had seen. "You can't watch these kids without knowing you have to help, somehow.

In March of 1990, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show was born.

Soon, other charities in need of help were added. These were small, grassroot charities that were doing big-time jobs.

Today, the Hollywood Charity Horse Show is an ongoing event that garners national press coverage, On one special Springtime Saturday afternoon each year, HCHS brings together world-class reining horses and riders in breathtaking slides and spins as they compete for top honors in their respective classes.

Then, as the sun sets, the much-anticipated auction and music show begins. The latter features singers and groups such as Willie Nelson, Brad Paisley, The Ben Folds Five, Lyle Lovett and Randy Travis.

For more information on the Hollywood Charity Horse Show, please visit their website at www.horseshow.org

Order it now! You know you want it.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Bill on Jonathan Woss 2006 - Part 2

Ross is such a fan boy. I love it. And Bill shills like never before!

"You have a charm and power..."



Thanks, Jen! And sorry it took so long to get this up!

Bill on Jonathan Woss 2006 - Part 1

Bill takes over the interview at about minute 3.