Episode 93 on MP3Some fun tidbits
Email from Iddy! Review of Me So Horny, thoughts on The Empath, and most importantly, this book -
Tanya Lemani's Have Belly, Will Travel
Quvmoh at the SF Museum!
Shatfest 2008 - Sept 18
Bill's Live Autographs
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Captain Kirk
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Show #93 - Aug 23
Episode 93 on MP3Some fun tidbits
Email from Iddy! Review of Me So Horny, thoughts on The Empath, and most importantly, this book -
Tanya Lemani's Have Belly, Will Travel
Quvmoh at the SF Museum!
Shatfest 2008 - Sept 18
Bill's Live Autographs
Monday, August 04, 2008
Show #92 - August 4
Episode 92 on MP3Star Trek the Tour --> Star Trek the Exhibition
Star Trek the Experience closing down
Bill nominated for an Emmy
Another hall of fame - broadcasters
Raw Nerve in August - with Leonard!
Empath mini-review
Listener opinion: When is it okay to quote fiction to convey your sentiments?
Wrath of Khan action figures
The Very Long Article about Bill
Kindertrauma
Shatner spotlight
What Hooker episode should we watch?
Star Trek Death Of Spock Kirk and Spock 2-Pack Figures Description:
* Hold back the tears!
* Recreate the heart-wrenching scene!
* You can't live without this!
Friday, July 25, 2008
Bunny Suicides, TOS-Style
Set-up.....
And - punchline!
From The Book of Bunny Suicides, by Andy Riley.
And - punchline!
From The Book of Bunny Suicides, by Andy Riley.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Bill's Greatest Interview Ever
Bill discusses fan fiction, his sweet ass and more on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
And there's a double red alert!
And there's a double red alert!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Show #91 - July 12
Episode 91 on MP3Special mini-show - Boston Legal finale review
We'll be back soon, everyone - JK's busy being a Star!
It's always worth reposting the picture of Kirk doing his Bill the Cat impression
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Show #90 - June 22
Episode 90 on MP3JK reviews
Bill on Jay Leno/Tonight Show (June 2, 2008)
Interviews: KATU.com Portland
More media Bill has conquered
- NY Times Review of Books
- Star Trek PEZ!
Bill watches an ep of Trek
Could Bill save Gaelic? And has anyone seen "The Third Walker"?
Bill hosts Extraordinary Animals on Animal Planet!
More crap from Lene's collection!
Star Trek in MAD Magazine!
The Riverside, Iowa museum!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Show #89 - June 8, 2008
Episode 89 on MP3Birthday present for JK! Bill's book on iTunes!
The Star Trek quiz in Parade - see if you know more than us
Bill is EVERYWHERE shilling for his book!
Things for you to watch:
- Condensed Spock's Brain
- Trouble with Toupees
- ST: TMP, Pon Farr Edition
- For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched Your Thigh
Star Trek: The Cake! [THIS IS A DISASTER]
We got an 8.0 on Blogged!
Francine's dream of Bill
Space Beer!
Star Trek [:] The Tour in SPACE JAIL!
Bill's story about singing at the MTV awards
The Kirk Bear!
Your mission: FIND THIS BEAR
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Bill monologue - The People
Yeah, yeah, stupid movie, Bill acting his heart out but OMG LOOK AT HIS TIGHT PANTS!!! That's some EVE for ya.
We reviewed this pile of shite in Show #48.
Bill monologue - Sole Survivor
Shaved chest alert!
We reviewed this movie at some point, but for the life of me I can't figure out which show it was. Ack! (It was a really good movie.)
Bill monologue - Horror at 37,000 Feet
Someone else is posting clips of Bill on YouTube in the obsessive way we love! It's YouTube day!
Also: note dead cat on his head. Oh, Bill.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Bill on Parade!
Bill was profiled in this week's Parade magazine, from whence this lovely picture came. Click through to see the piece and more pictures!
ST:TMP totally NSFW!
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Pon Farr Edition) from Darth Mojo on Vimeo.
Thanks, Darth Mojo. And thanks for sending it to us, Capn Ho! Too funny!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Show #88 - May 24
Episode 88 on MP3Bill conquers many media:
- Giclee on eBay
- Bill conquers beads (and a link to the exhibit info, with LOTS of pictures)
- K/S in cross stitch
JK was right! Bill works so he won't die
Bill makes the EW list of lawyers
Bill makes most OTT performance list
TV Guide's sexiest men on TV - Bill #8? Impossible!
Good Boston Legal, w/ Shirley's dad (Ep 16 of season four)
Operation Annihilate remastered - and a quiz!
Friday, May 23, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Show #87 - May 10
Episode 87 on MP3Kingdom of the Spiders Day - May 19th!
JK's Shatner dreams
More Spanking Gangsters!
Return of the Archons remastered - Did the Archon really stop there 100 years ago?
Jeff Scott plays crappy Trek music!
More Trek stuff from Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin
Vulkan Sex Machine plays Ska Trek
Love the clothes. The bondage doesn't hurt either.
Friday, May 09, 2008
To bid or not to bid...
From TheInsiderOnline
TOM HANKS and wife RITA WILSON are sponsoring a charity auction on eBay Giving Works to benefit Shakespeare Festival L.A. -- and some serious, A-list prizes are up for grabs!
The successful bidder wins the chance to perform with Rita and an all-star cast -- including ANNETTE BENING, WILLIAM SHATNER, "Scrubs"' ZACK BRAFF, TIM ALLEN, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE and DAVID SCHWIMMER -- in a performance of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew at the festival on May 19.
Other items on the auction block include Tom Hanks' personal recording on the winner's answering machine or voicemail message; and two tickets to the NYC world premiere of Mamma Mia!, plus VIP access to cast after-party at the Boat House.
The auction went live on Thursday and runs through May 14, so head on over to eBay while there's still time to bid!
****
Oh to be tamed by Bill!
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Show #86 - April 26
Episode 86 on MP3Lene gets birthday presents
Kingdom of the Spiders day - May 19th!
77 reasons why Bill is awesome - and we are #53!!
The Butt Board!!!
TOS Season 2 remastered - August 5th
Bill makes the round of talk shows: Leno, Oprah etc.
Bill's Hollywood Horse Show
Homework: What jobs would aliens have at the Space Carnival?
Mike Sterling says: "Why would you make this the "retailer incentive" cover (i.e. for every 10 or so of the regular cover ordered, you get one of these)? Do people not understand the sheer sales power of The Shat? Sure, he's all Romulaned up on that cover, but that's 100% Real Kirk, baby."
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Show #85 - April 5
Episode 85 on MP3A bunch of news about stuff
Bloody action figures!
Things that never happened on Star Trek
Some of Lene's Trek crap - banks, towelettes, band-aids, first-aid kit, Intragalactic puzzles, and Crawdaddy magazine
And yet more crap from the next level of the Box - including a random list of stories from the heyday of ASCEM - go and check em out!
Fans from the past, where are you??
And a bit of fun from National Lampoon
Star Trek in Mad Magazine (1967!)
The Star Trek Express Train set!
Not my actual copy; this image ganked from eBay.
Ugliest Banks in the World.
I own these and have kept money in them. Who would dare to steal money from such horrible pieces of plastic?
Friday, April 04, 2008
Ripped Shirt Bloody Kirk Action Figure
Note the crossed lirpas. Click the image if you want to buy 'em.
45 Things That Never Happened on Star Trek
NB: We didn't write this. Anyone have the proper credit?
1) The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before.
2) The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are all perfectly all right.
3) The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
4) The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
5) The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well-stocked sick-bay.
6) An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprise's computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.
7) A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
8 ) A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a 'fuse'.
9) The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.
10 ) The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
11) The Enterprise separates as soon as there is any danger.
12) The Enterprise gets involved in an enigmatic, strange, and dangerous situation, and there are no pesky aliens they can blame it on in the end.
13) The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify with candy.
14) The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in no way connected with the 20th century.
15) Somebody takes out a shuttle and it doesn't explode or crash.
16) A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, and some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.
17) The shields on the Enterprise stay up during a battle.
18 ) The Enterprise visits the Klingon Home World on a bright, sunny day.
19) An attempt at undermining the Klingon-Federation alliance is discovered without anyone noting that such an attempt, if successful, "would represent a fundamental shift of power throughout the quadrant."
20 ) A major character spends the entire episode in the Holodeck without a single malfunction trapping him/her there.
21) Picard hears the door chime and doesn't bother to say "Come."
22) Picard doesn't answer a suggestion with "Make it so"!
23) Picard walks up to a replicator and says, "Coke on ice."
24) Counsellor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.
25) Mood rings come back in style, jeopardizing Counselor Troi's position.
26) Worf and Troi finally decide to get married, only to have Kate Pulaski show up and disrupt the wedding by shouting, "Did he read you love poetry?! Did he serve you poisonous tea?! He's MINE!"
27) When Worf tells the bridge officers that something is entering visual range no one says "On screen."
28 ) Worf actually gives another vessel more than 2 seconds to respond to one of the Enterprise's hails.
29) Worf kills Wesley by mistake in the holodeck, (pity this wasn't done in "Deja Vu" then we could have seen it 5 times without rewinding the tape).
30 ) Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.
31) Wesley saves the ship, the Federation, and the Universe as we know it, and EVERYONE is grateful (including the Net).
32) The warp engines start acting up a bit, but then seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher.
33) Wesley Crusher tries to upgrade the warp drive and they work better than ever.
34) Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a hot flush and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room.
35) Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.
36) Data falls in love with the replicator.
37) Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode.
38 ) The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.
39) An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale.
40 ) Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.
41) Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more that 1 consecutive episode.
42) Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt. (Or even, Kirk DOESN'T get into a fistfight...)
43) Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn't sacrifice herself for him.
44) Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics
45) Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack by alien race/etc!! due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcan physiology" and thus he cannot save the day.
1) The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before.
2) The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are all perfectly all right.
3) The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
4) The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
5) The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well-stocked sick-bay.
6) An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprise's computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.
7) A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
8 ) A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a 'fuse'.
9) The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.
10 ) The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
11) The Enterprise separates as soon as there is any danger.
12) The Enterprise gets involved in an enigmatic, strange, and dangerous situation, and there are no pesky aliens they can blame it on in the end.
13) The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify with candy.
14) The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in no way connected with the 20th century.
15) Somebody takes out a shuttle and it doesn't explode or crash.
16) A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, and some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.
17) The shields on the Enterprise stay up during a battle.
18 ) The Enterprise visits the Klingon Home World on a bright, sunny day.
19) An attempt at undermining the Klingon-Federation alliance is discovered without anyone noting that such an attempt, if successful, "would represent a fundamental shift of power throughout the quadrant."
20 ) A major character spends the entire episode in the Holodeck without a single malfunction trapping him/her there.
21) Picard hears the door chime and doesn't bother to say "Come."
22) Picard doesn't answer a suggestion with "Make it so"!
23) Picard walks up to a replicator and says, "Coke on ice."
24) Counsellor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.
25) Mood rings come back in style, jeopardizing Counselor Troi's position.
26) Worf and Troi finally decide to get married, only to have Kate Pulaski show up and disrupt the wedding by shouting, "Did he read you love poetry?! Did he serve you poisonous tea?! He's MINE!"
27) When Worf tells the bridge officers that something is entering visual range no one says "On screen."
28 ) Worf actually gives another vessel more than 2 seconds to respond to one of the Enterprise's hails.
29) Worf kills Wesley by mistake in the holodeck, (pity this wasn't done in "Deja Vu" then we could have seen it 5 times without rewinding the tape).
30 ) Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.
31) Wesley saves the ship, the Federation, and the Universe as we know it, and EVERYONE is grateful (including the Net).
32) The warp engines start acting up a bit, but then seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher.
33) Wesley Crusher tries to upgrade the warp drive and they work better than ever.
34) Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a hot flush and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room.
35) Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.
36) Data falls in love with the replicator.
37) Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode.
38 ) The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.
39) An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale.
40 ) Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.
41) Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more that 1 consecutive episode.
42) Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt. (Or even, Kirk DOESN'T get into a fistfight...)
43) Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn't sacrifice herself for him.
44) Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics
45) Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack by alien race/etc!! due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcan physiology" and thus he cannot save the day.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Woman by Woman...
Yes, it actually says that. Doesn't look anything like Bill so I guess that's what makes it HELL!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Happy Birthday, Bill!!
Today is Bill's 77th birthday! Can you believe it?
Here's a fantastic list of 77 Reasons Why William Shatner is Awesome. Be sure to check out #53. ;-D
Here's a fantastic list of 77 Reasons Why William Shatner is Awesome. Be sure to check out #53. ;-D
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Bill's Mego Nightmare
Our friend Scott Adams says, "Pretty well done! Guest starring Huggy Bear, Richie Cunningham and the Cowardly Lion..."
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Attention all hands.
This is the captain speaking. I have two important announcements.
I don't have my shirt on and Look at His Butt has a new forum.
The Butt Board
Go!
Post!
This is not a drill.
Kirk out.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Show #84 - March 17
Episode 84 on MP3Boston Legal underwater!
More alternate captains!
Map of the Trek universe at Geekstir.com
No more HDDVDs! What about the remastered TOS DVD??
Dave's Long Box - Shatner swallows!
Wolf in the Fold review
Big Screen Entertainment working with Bill - but on what?
More Star Trek crap! And Lene has some of it!
Captain Kirk's Guide to Women! by John "Bones" Rodriguez
Monday, March 10, 2008
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Monday, March 03, 2008
Show #Echo - March 4
Episode Echo on MP3An interview with the Internet-famous Echo! Bringer of Trek Inspirational posters and LAHB icons!
Oh yeah.
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