Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Show #66 - April 29

Episode 66 on MP3

All about you!
Wildcat listens to every LAHB and comments on them!
Jamie Dunst sends us so! much! mail!
Mid-season edition of the Kirk doll
Underwater toupees
Shatner shills for Canadian cell phones
JK's new sex toy!
Ventura's new peep story - Petrified Peeps
We discuss Boarding the Enterprise

Mego Museum Gallery - Thank you Scott Adams!!
IDW publishes Star Trek: Year Four



Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Monday, April 09, 2007

Bill vs. Ed O'Neil! VOTE NOW!!


Go to the voting page now! Bill has to win! You can vote as many times as you like, so LET'S GET BILL OVER THE TOP!!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Vote for Bill in the Tough Guy Tournament!

You all need to go to this site - for the 100.5 Fox radio station - and VOTE FOR BILL in their Tough Guy Tournament!!

He's up against some serious competition, but we can put him over the top! You can vote as many times as you want to EVERY DAY!

Do it! Do it NOW! The power of Shatner compels you!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Grand Slam in Pasadena April 13-15, 2007



We're not going! But you should! Look who's going to be there!

COLM MEANEY
Chief Miles O'Brien in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Sunday

NANA VISITOR
Colonel Kira Nerys of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

ROBERT DUNCAN McNEILL
Tom Paris of Star Trek: Voyager - Saturday

CONNOR TRINNEER
Cmdr. Charles 'Trip' Tucker in Enterprise

ROBERT O'REILLY
Gowron on Star Trek: Next Generation & Deep Space Nine

WALTER KOENIG (We love you, Davy!)
Chekov of classic Trek

GEORGE TAKEI
Sulu in the original Star Trek

MARC ALAIMO
Gul Dukat on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

TIM RUSS
Tuvok of Star Trek: Voyager. Mr. Russ will be on hand to discuss his new film work.

CHASE MASTERSON
Leeta of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Ms. Masterson will be on hand to discuss her new film work.

JOHN BILLINGSLEY
Phlox of Enterprise

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

You Know You Want It. So Do We!

Through CharityBuzz - Bidding ends April 6! Click through to place a bid:

Experience BOSTON LEGAL: A Visit to the Set and Cigar with William Shatner, aka Denny Crane

Includes: Visit the set of the hit ABC television program and get the opportunity to meet members of the cast. Valid for 2 people in LA. Based on availability. Must be redeemed before April 24th or after July, 2007. Winner will enjoy a Cigar with William Shatner

Enjoy a day with the stars of ABC's smash hit Boston Legal.

Led by an Emmy Award-winning cast, "Boston Legal" returns for a third season to tell the professional and personal stories of a group of brilliant but often emotionally challenged attorneys. Fast-paced and wildly comedic, the series confronts social and moral issues, while its characters continually stretch the boundaries of the law.

Back-to-back Emmy Award winners James Spader and William Shatner play Alan Shore and Denny Crane, unlikely kindred spirits among the brigade of high-priced litigators at Crane Poole & Schmidt. In addition, Shirley Schmidt (played by five-time Emmy winner Candice Bergen), a founding partner of Crane Poole & Schmidt, has been coaxed back to the Boston law firm to help bring order to the chaotic office. She keeps a vigilant eye on all, particularly Denny Crane - with whom she shares a checkered past.

The firm's other attorneys include Brad Chase (played by Mark Valley), an ex-Marine who often finds himself in a test of wills with Alan Shore, and Paul Lewiston (played by Rene Auberjonois), the "lawyer's lawyer" who continually tries to save Crane from himself. Then there's Denise Bauer (played by Julie Bowen), a tough, smart senior associate still desperate to make partner.

"Boston Legal" stars James Spader as Alan Shore, Julie Bowen as Denise Bauer, Mark Valley as Brad Chase, Rene Auberjonois as Paul Lewiston, Constance Zimmer as Claire Simms, Gary Anthony Williams as Clarence/Clarice Bell, with Candice Bergen as Shirley Schmidt and William Shatner as Denny Crane.

The winner of this auction lot will also have the chance to enjoy a cigar with William Shatner, aka, Denny Crane.

Donated by: William Shatner

Terms: Includes: Day on the set of Boston Legal. Valid for 2 people in LA. Based on availability. Must be redeemed before April 24th or after July, 2007

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Monday, February 19, 2007

Show #61 - Feb 19

Episode 61 on MP3

Xmas gifts from Greg
The story of Queen
Bill - King of Flirtologists
Bill shilling for Gillette?
Where No Man remastered
Star Trek in Second Life
A Kirk haiku from Chad - and JK's Trek haikus!
THREE Boston Legal reviews
A Bryan Adams video, featuring Kirk! Kirk! Kirk!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Mego Museum Trading cards - Shatneriffic!



Courtesy of our pal Scott Adams. These cards are beautiful! And we're getting some!

Thanks, Scott. We are filled with compassion and smug confidence, just like Mego Kirk.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Show #60 - February 3

Episode 60 on MP3

Celebrity Butt Plugs!
Sex Toy Olympics at Nerve.com
Male sex dolls
The Virtual Hole (be sure to watch the video at the bottom of the screen!)
Bill on Route 66 as a guy named Menemsha (?)
We review remastered Friday's Child
Another media conquered: Gas Tank
Star Trek: Of Gods and Men
Star Trek: To Serve All My Days
Trek dreams!


Thursday, January 18, 2007

Show #59 - January 18

Episode 59 on MP3

Action-packed!

iPhone countdown
Bill "leaks" info about the new Trek movie
IGN interview with Bill - Boston Legal tidbits
History Channel thing on Trek
Boarding the Enterprise - read it!
iTunes has TOS eps! Watch those previews and be amazed
Where No Man preview - Mitchell! Mitchell! Mitchell!
Fanboys movie
Lene has a pants moment
Shatnervision!
Star Trek cross-stitch
Bill conquers Space Camp
Bill's autobiography, Me So Horny
Boston Legal goes to New Orleans
Fanfic from Jennifer and Lene

Young Bill! 1959!



So young. So intense.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Show #58 - January 6

Episode 58 on MP3

Super Trektacular!

JK & LT exchange Xmas gifts: Kirk! Kirk! Kirk!
And a trip to Fan Heaven - you can see the pictures on Flickr


Captain McSmirk and his obscene tribbles.


LOOK AT HIS PANTS BUTT!

Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy New Year!



The tie & collar combo he's wearing is actually Buster's.

Buster is a dog.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Show #57 - December 30

Episode 57 on MP3

Just in time for New Year's, it's the Christmas show!

Maynard interviews Weird Al Yankovic! And plugs our show!
Listener email from all you wonderful listerners:
- Star Trek images old and new, paired
- Bamboo, space bamboo, and Metron bamboo
- The Star Trek pillowcase! (see below)
- Wil Wheaton is SO FUNNY
- Bill conquers very short fiction in Wired
- Echo reviews Voice of the Planet
Star Trek analyzed in Modern Drunkard Magazine
The funniest chord ever


AND I AM SORRY I SCREWED UP! IT'S A KLINGON SHIP, OK! JEEZ!




Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Show #56 - December 20

Episode 56 on MP3

FIVE EPISODES of Boston Legal
Hello and goodbye to Show Me the Money


Context is for the weak.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Don't You Wish You Were William Shatner?

This is the best part of the Shatner Roast on Comedy Central. Two minutes of video clips that convey the PURE AWESOMENESS of Bill. YEAH!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Look At Their Butts!



Two in our army of Kirk dolls stand ready for inspection.

More silly doll photos to come soon.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Episode Impulse: Shatfest

Episode Impulse: Shatfest on MP3

Impulse: The Podcast

We talk with Will the Thrill about Shatner, Shatfest, Shatner dirt and Miniskirts, Monsters, and Mascara!
We are dubbed "undone fans"
Lincoln talks with us
Paul talks with us
Our stage show and a wrap-up of the fabulous event

Thanks, Will!!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

ST Experience in Vegas - Part 2 Nov 12

Episode Las Vegas 2 on MP3

Second part of our Vegas Adventure.

Interview with Some Guy, AKA Greg
Recap of the museum, the rides, the food, and the backstage tour
Our opinion: it rocked

Birthdays - information from IMDB
Grace Lee Whitney: April 1, 1930
William Shatner: March 22, 1931
Leonard Nimoy: March 26, 1931
Majel Barrett: February 23, 1932

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Impulse at the Parkway Nov 9!


Thursday, November 9, 9:15

Parkway Theater
AT THE PARKWAY
- 1834 Park Blvd. Oakland, CA 94606

It's the return of of the ever-popular SHATFEST: Thrillville's Tribute to William Shatner, which of course means his hysterical homicidal hipster classic IMPULSE (1974) and, naturally, his immortal rendition of "Rocket Man" plus the usual load of Shat.
Admission: $6

Monday, November 06, 2006

ST Experience in Vegas - Part 1 Nov 5

Episode Las Vegas 1 on MP3

First part of our Vegas Adventure.

Barry Manilow welcomes us!
Some news and email
We got our own hater

More tomorrow!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Show #54 - Nov 1

Episode 54 on MP3

Vernors!

Homework:
News
T'Pring's son in Salon
Captain Kirk's Bulging Trousers in Salon
Wired Magzine: Grok Spock on the Auction Block
The Shattered Glass, starrring Bill and Shirley Jones
Suspicion: The Protégé - starrring Bill, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Klugman!


From The Shattered Glass. I had to include the second one because he's swallowing. LOOK AT HIS BACK AND BUTT!


From The Protégé.