Bill wants to sex us up

And we're fine with it.



Thanks, Sean.

For one man, shame has no meaning.

As Bill was shilling for "Shit My Dad Says" (yes, I actually typed it out--Shit. Get over it.)

One critic repeatedly asked about a theory that pornography and the social nature of Star Trek fans "did sort of launch the Internet." Shatner tried to deflect the question but the critic followed up and finally asked, “Do you not in some minor way feel responsible?”

I am responsible. And I'm shouldering it. I'm okay.

Eat his static, Al Gore.

And man oh manischewitz, does he look good!

Let me save you some time.

If the question starts with "Who should replace" and ends with a question mark, the answer is William Shatner. VOTE NOW!

He's William Shatner. He deserves to be on every celebrity list. Enough said.

-- Amy Roth

You can't argue with that.

Even if you don't know what you're voting for (new judge for American Idol), don't watch American Idol (we don't), don't know what American Idol is (lucky you), and/or don't feel right about voting without knowing who the other candidates are (they aren't Shatner--'nuff said), VOTE NOW!

Bill Shills and EW Loves It

Mancrush!

But a very interesting article.

EW: William Shater talks great $#*! and wiscom at press tour

If Shatner can translate the energy and intelligence he brought to this press conference to $#*! My Dad Says, it’ll be a sitcom worth watching.

And then there's this priceless quote from Bill reported by deadline.com:

Twitter? Tweet? I know it isn't a Twat.

Bill's Helicopter Ride

"Mission Accomplished"! HA!

Click to watch on Trekmovie

Lots of Bill Photos!

Suitable for framing. Suitable for drooling. Suitable for captions!






More at Fanpop.

Bill massages an octopus.

No, really. What the hell is this from??

Full of wonderful Shacting. "We....grow...up.......too soon."

I like the way he grabs the kid's hand and shoves it in the tank. Massage that octopus, Joey, goddammit!

Who's the cutest villain? Oo's the cutest villain. Yes, oo are.

The Khan plushie.


Coming in October! Read all about it at Trekmovie. So far, no one has pointed out that...

THIS IS A DISASTER .

AMC! (Another Media Conquered)

Graffiti!


This and more here.

Urban art by Robert D. Brooks.

Thanks, Anonymous.

Sulu Pour Homme

I wish I was joking. But you can get it at Comic Con.

Genki Wear (Booth #3744): The makers of the popular line of Star Trek fragrances are back with their latest and greatest product yet, Sulu Pour Homme Cologne for men. Sulu is the perfect cologne for the man who does everything, whether that’s cataloging exotic plants, collecting antique firearms, or piloting ancient helicopters and advanced starships. Get there early as they’ll only have 300 bottles on hand in exclusive Comic-Con packaging.

What's next? Uhura Pour Femme? Chapel Pour Cases Hopelesse? Chekov Pour Minions? (Previously sold as Essence of Davy)

And another media conquered!

"Remember the Christmas party? We danced. Then you got so lit you ending up hanging on the tree."

Available from Amazon.

Brad Paisley's mancrush

From The Star:

William Shatner’s last words on his 2004 album Has Been, “Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m real,” come from a song Paisley wrote for him.

So who was more exciting to talk to, the sitting President or the imaginary starship captain? “No offence to Mr. Obama,” Paisley says with a laugh. “I think if the president ever met Bill he would agree. I’ve never run into the likes of him anywhere. Truly a blast to be around, he has more energy than me — and he’s almost 80. ‘You want to ride motorcycles, let's ride motorcycles. You want to jump out of an airplane? I'm free tomorrow.’

“That's just how to live your life, man,” Paisley says.

Betrayed!!!!

He probably had an experience that was nothing at all like making love. OK, that was snarky. It's actually a very interesting article.

Posted by tintorera. Read the article and see more pictures!

Bill and Liza Minelli!

Bill is ON.

TJ Hooker in the FUTURE! Dashing, good-looking, masculine, vital...

The question is: Did he do her? I vote yes. There are Significant Looks being exchanged.

Show #130 - July 18

Episode 130 on MP3

NEWS - JK is moving to Chicago!
A little more history of us and fandom!
Trek stuff that MIGHT be for sale!
Shatner's WIG?
Lene takes issue with Shatner's Toupee
Oh Fuck Yes: Commercial for the Kansas Lottery
Killing Captain Kirk



Oh, Bill. You look like a dork.

Shatner in Love

Ganked from More_Shatner. No idea who the artist is but this is BRILLIANT. The inclusion of the Gorn is the best thing.

New Priceline commercial!

Bill's so cute. And the "mom" gives him a great look - totally overcome with his charm and hotness. Also starring Brian O'Brian!

After you stop laughing...

...caption this! Please!


Thanks, Spockoid, for sending this to us.

Ah, subtext...subtitles...sublime.

Thanks to those wonderful folks at Shatner's Toupee for bringing this poetry to our attention.

Are you an uber-geek?

There's an app for that.


Turn your iPhone into a Star Trek communicator! And it's got Bill's voice! (Note to archivist: Another media conquered.)