Captain Kirk guards the door to my room. Using advanced technology, he and Spock devised a way to shrink him to the size of a doorknob and make him two-dimensional. Posted behind the doorknob and disguised as paper, he is ready to report danger to me at any time.
T'Laina, you're a genius. I guess this is an Extremely Visible Doorknob (EVD).
3 comments:
Awesome. Hilarious. Brilliant.
Not to mention that every time you open the door you are grabbing Kirk's oversized wang.
I just found this on here randomly, I am flattered! Love your blog very much, and I love William Shatner's butt.
Sochya eh dif!
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