Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Saturday, January 30, 2010

The Mitchell Strut

The infamous clip from Where No Man Has Gone Before, courtesy of TrekCore. Gary Mitchell OWNS the Enterprise, and obviously that's why Kirk had to get rid of him.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Look at his decaf!

From SFoodie:
Well, well, well: According to the counter guy at my video store, William Shatner stoped into Ritual Roasters on Valencia and 21st last night, fresh from his joint appearance with the still-hottt Sir Patrick Stewart at San Francisco's Star Trek Convention. He was not, apparently, escorted by men in Klingon prostheses. Boldly going where the great man went, I immediately walked to Ritual to engage the counter staff. No success ― the woman I talked to hadn't yet heard about the visitation from her coworkers, so no stories of Priceline deals or overeager fans. In honor of the visit, though, I ordered Kirk's reported drink, a double decaf macchiato. The captain has good taste ― the macchiato had just enough froth to knock out the tribble treble notes in the flavor and smooth over any bitterness, leaving only the deep, throbbing bass of the dark roast.
Well, of course he drinks decaf! Bill + caffine = Perpetual Motion!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Yet Another Media Conquered!

There's an AWARD named after Bill!
Some 300 friends and admirers turned out at Santa Monica’s Fairmont Miramar Hotel on Nov. 19 to fete Larry Kurzweil, as the president and chief operating officer of Universal Studios Hollywood accepted the William Shatner Humanitarian Award.
Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles and the Inland Empire

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

*THIS CLOSE* to leg-humping Kathie Lee

Bill on the Today Show, 1/12/10.

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Bill, you dog!

It's in the dictionary

Logan pointed this out to me today.

If you go to Urban Dictionary and look up "marital aid", it gives you this definition:
1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

And then you get this example:

Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

The OED it's not! Slashers are *everywhere*.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Chest Hair Alert!



Courtesy of our friends at More Shat. Check out the beret! And click through here for more pics of little Bill - so cute!

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Another Fail!


Not only does this get an "F" for failure, it also gets an "X" for extra-crappy workmanship.

Sent to us by an Anonymouse.

Show #120 - January 9

Episode 120 on MP3

Presents for Lene!
Carol Marcus comic - JK tells the story
More from ATK
Stuff from the blog!
Enterprise submarine!
LoveShatner.com - What's that about?
Top 50 blogs for Trekkies (we're not on it)
Shatner's Toupee - "A Day At the Office" with Bill in Speedos
Mythbusters does the Gorn Cannon! And what other Trek myths could they do?


That's the best Kirk they could do? REALLY?

Star Trek Online trailer


They blowed things up REAL GOOD!

Pretty nice if you like this kind of thing. I'm sticking with Lego Indiana Jones, myself.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Red alert!

Coming to a TV screen and radio receiver near you...


Bill will appear on the following shows Tuesday, January 12, 2010.

Howard Stern

Opie & Anthony

Today Show

Rachael Ray


If he adds one more appearance, this will be upgraded to a double red alert!

Bill Talks About Shakespeare



This is awesome! Thanks, Jenn!

Bill is wearing a sari, I think.