Bill's Sermon on the Mount

If anyone would know why Kirk is climbing a mountain, it's this guy.



"Anything done supremely well is an act of sex."

Palin Poetry, Part Deux

Bill in the Comics Again

Click to embiggen.

What Do They Do When They're Sick of Replicator Food?

Watch this and find out.



A truly awesome Bill-lookalike (or someone did a truly awesome job with makeup)

Another media conquered! UPDATED

That is, if Sarah Palin counts as media. (Now linked to NBC.com instead of youtube.com)

Shatfest 2009 Special!

Shatfest 09 on MP3

Thanks, Will & Monica! It was awesomely awesome!

Shatfest 2009!

We rocked! One of our fabulous listeners brought us a present. (Thanks, Mike!) Francine and Matt ambushed us at Bill's Place. I swear that was the name of the restaurant and it was one block from the theatre. Best! Hamburgers! EVER!

Will the Thrill provided the most beautiful background ever for our shtick.

How to Light Up a Vulcan

Another mind-blower from Entertainment Earth.

[W]hat makes it so special is a clear body that, when you tap his head, lights up!

Does Uhura know about this? It's so kinky!

It also proves that Kirk is twice the man Spock is. NYAH!

Star Trek XI - with holograms!

WARNING: As many wise beings have pointed out, the day they come up with real holodeck technology will be the end of all other human endeavors. And Star Trek leads the way! GO TEAM!

"With the packaging feature dubbed "augmented reality," consumers will be able to hold their disc packaging in front of any standard webcam to unlock an interactive hologram on the computer screen, through which they can tour five cabins on the Enterprise, even shooting enemies from the ship's deck."

Read more in Variety.

Sidenote:

You don't need the movie to do this: all you need is either a printout of the image or a copy of it downloaded to your iPhone, iPod touch. As long as you have a webcam, you can go to www.experience-the-enterprise.com/ww/ RIGHT NOW, click on the links for the images and check out this amazingly cool program.

I have no idea what that means but I'm sure Lene will figure out.

Another Media Conquered

#55 on the Table of Awesoments. Click to embiggen.


Thanks, Logan!

William Shatner, Certified Nice Guy

Bill will receive a humanitarian award in Providence, Rhode Island. He will talk about his life & career, do Q&A and introduce the Gonzo Ballet film.

Our good friend Capn Ho will be there and you should too!


"What's ... WRONG...with whatI'mwearing? You said! it! was! ... ... FORMAL!"

More here

Show #111 - July 18

Episode 111 on MP3

We review the movie - AGAIN! This time from a drive-in next to some train tracks.

Also: Star Trek meets the Roller Derby!

You should be reading Candorville

Candorville is one of the new comics in the SF Chronicle (and by "new" I mean it hasn't been running for 10 years...). One of the reasons I like it - besides the sharp political commentary and refreshingly non-white-middle-class characters - is that Lemont Brown, the main guy, is a Trek geek and is usually drawn with a Starfleet emblem on his shirt. In the current plotline, he's a journalist on assignment in Iran and has been captured. He tweets (follow him on Twitter!) to his friend Susan to "prove" that he's OK. Click to embiggen and enjoy the Trek goodness:

Shatfest! And the Butt Girls!

The Shatner Butt Girls are mentioned in this article from SFWeekly.

In space, no one can hear you mock.

July 23 - Party with Will the Thrill, Monica Tiki Goddess and the Butt Girls!

This is why you need to be on Twitter

Here's what greeted me when I checked my Twitter stream this morning (on my iPhone). I love the interwebs.

Oregon Trek in the Park

"Atomic Arts" is performing Amok Time at Woodland Park Amphitheater in Parkland, Oregon on July 18, 19, 25 and 26. It's free and sure to be lots of fun!

Listeners, we know some of you live near enough to see this and report back to us. SUPPORT LIVE TREK!

The Kirk Doll We Don't Want

Is that his space lunch he's reaching for?


"Back off, Cupcake! I'm not letting you steal my lunch and beat me up. Again."

Get Trek XI Kirk and all his little friends. Or not.

Bill Shills and Reveals How He'd Take On Chris Pine

And the host of Attack of the Show slams Pine in a major way of which we totally approve.

Video Games - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

Show #110 - July 3

Episode 110 on MP3

We're at the San Francisco Theatre Fest at the Metreon
Maynard talks to us again!
Shatfest again! We will be there!!
Bill on Conan
Comments from you, the listeners!
Star Trek Wall Mural (and other cool Trek junk!)
Trek cakes at cakewrecks - wedding
Bad fanfic at Fanfiction.net
Star Trek Underwear: do Vulcans wear underwear?
Great Trek icons!


A tin for your cake (not death)