Here's the 9 minutes of footage from Star Trek Into Dumbness that was shown in the movies. We think it's pretty stupid. And we are 99% sure that Cummerbund is playing Mitchell. Have at it.
The podcast where LT and JK, two geek babes, talk about Star Trek, science fiction, books, TV, the Internet, sex toys, and William Shatner's butt.
Captain Kirk
Saturday, January 05, 2013
Saturday, December 08, 2012
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Show #166 - Nov 23
Episode 166 on MP3Two True Freaks - Court Martial and Measure of a Man
We watch Wrath of Khan - with the Director's Commentary!
Presents! Lene got Star Trek cookie cutters (from Think Geek) and Kitty got the Galaxy Quest graphic novel!
Sex toys! The Succu-Dry (courtesy of Regretsy) and the Fleshlight Freaks line of really icky products
The Etsy segment!
- Dress your dog like Captain Kirk!
- Star Trek vintage lampshade - NOT ACTUALLY VINTAGE OR STAR TREK
- Trouble with Tribbles mosaic print
- Beam Me Up Jesus!
We watch a REALLY BAD ep of The Virginian, "Black Jade"
Thursday, November 08, 2012
Monday, November 05, 2012
Show #165 - November 5
Episode 165 on MP3What is Shatoetry? (We know what it is now!)
We watched The Paradise Syndrome
Some great stuff about Nichelle Nichols!
Bill was at Destination Star Trek London
Bill appears in a new Brian Evans music video!
Poetry for us!!!
JK's Kirk haikus
The K/S Squi_q Fest poems
You Are The Air Freshener of My Soul by Wildcat
Sunday, October 21, 2012
MIDWEST TOUR SHOW! Complete Works of William Shatner!
Episode Midwest Tour on MP3Our report on our trip to see the Complete Works of William Shatner (Abridged)
And our interview with the cast!
Go see it if you can - Oct 26 and 27 at the Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis!
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Show #164 - October 16
Episode 164 on MP3Midwest tour! Happening SOON!
Argo and the Trek connection
Bill now writes for the WSJ
Trek jammies
Spock hoodie
Laura's birthday card!
Bill's iPhone app??
What's happening at Bill's office?
Bill and Barbara Woodhouse
Bill on Howard Stern from 1994
The Etsy segment!
- Beautiful retro Trek posters!
- Kirk on a Tiny TV!
- Kirk as a rabbit!
- Cap'n Kirk and his Evil Doppelganger!
- Shatner, the Chapbook - POETRY!
Fabulous Retro Trek print from Etsy!
From the Etsy segment of this week's show - we loved this print so much that we wanted to show you! Only $40! Isn't it beautiful?
Friday, October 12, 2012
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Jazzy Star Trek Theme!
Found this gem while looking for another piece of music - a great jazz version of the classic TOS theme as interpreted by John Stetch!
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Show #163 - September 30
Episode 163 on MP3MIDWEST TOUR IS ON
Complete Works of William Shatner (Abridged) in Minneapolis!
Fan Mail!
The Lockwood Story, yet again
Crossover with the Two True Freaks podcast?
Go look at the joke (on Facebook!)
Follow Robert Burnett on Twitter! - He had a great rant about the new Trek movie title
Bill will make a documentary about Xena fandom! (via Mania.com)
Canadica takes on Bill
The news about WilliamShatner.com BBS etc.
The Etsy segment!
- Deco Trek/Kirk poster
- Pencils with Trek comics on them!
- Fightin' Sehlats patch
- Transformed Man print (we can't figure it out)
- Shatner dollhouse book - WHY?

He's angry cos he has no legs (and cos he looks nothing like Bill)
Friday, September 28, 2012
You Never Need One
Via Comediva.com - Star Trek Pick-Up Lines:

No, Jim, you never did, and you never will.
Also, KIRKLIGHT!

No, Jim, you never did, and you never will.
Also, KIRKLIGHT!
Sunday, September 09, 2012
Show #162 - Sept 9
Episode 162 on MP3Fanmail!
Our review of Redshirts
Papercraft USS Enterprise
Bill as a traffic reporter
SF stars we'd like to see on current shows
Bill should MC the DNC
The Experience Project: Use William Shatner in a sentence
Star Trek bra!
Insane old Star Trek coloring books
Paperwall - Kirk in thought image
William Shatner Wednesday on Pinterest
Kirk FatHead on your wall
Etsy segment:
- "Shatner" as "Kirk"
- Star Trek pasties
- TOS crew as Reservoir Dogs cast
- I hate Mondays mug
- Kirk eyeless poster
- Star Trek knitted sweater SO CUTE
Kirk Your Enthusiasm
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Show #161 - August 22
Episode 161 on MP3Priceline Negotiator is back!
Urban Dictionary has a lot of Shatner!
Kevin Smith's SMODcast with Roger Corman and Bill!
More Trek Crap
Top 10 Star Trek fights!
The Etsy segment on sex toys!
10 Must-See Star Trek episodes!
Sunday in the Park with Spock!
Go and read Redshirts! We'll be talking about it soon!
Oh heck, they're both ridiculous.
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Show #160 - July 28
Episode 160 on MP3Get ready for Get a Life!
Why didn't Bill carry the Olympic torch?
Get a Life on ePix (and you can get a free trial here!)
Any Trekkers going to Chicago Comic-con? Let us know!
What a surprise: the villain in the new Trek movie is Mitchell
What would Bill put on his gravestone?
Celebrities you should follow on Twitter
Spock is Not Impressed
Bill and a piggy for Dial Direct!
Kirk Your Enthusiasm
"Shatner" reads 50 Shades of Gray: What would you want Bill to read?
Lego Trek props
Redshirts: a Novel
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Friday, July 06, 2012
Show #159 - July 6
Episode 159 on MP3More internety things!
Have I Got News for You - repercussions and Bill's "apology"
(And here you can watch the extended versions of it here, here, and here)
How It Should Have Ended - the Star Trek movie
Star Trek coasters!
The Complete Works of William Shatner - Abridged
Star Trek FAQ
Pirate Therapy and Other Cures
Bill in the Paramount Pictures 100 photo
Things you find on Etsy when you search for Bill, including My Little Pony, the Enterprise model made out of wood
And the Star Trek Butt Plug post on Regretsy
Bill's new film, "Get a Life"
Some info about a third version of Wrath of Khan
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
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