Lene gets email.

I got spam email today:

Subject: Bill for lene
From: "creighton yaser"
Date: Tue, September 30, 2008 2:05 am

Hello lene, the bill is attached. Password is 123.

I was so excited when I saw the subject header! Bill! In my email! For me!

But Bill wasn't attached.

Now I am sad. :-(

Show #95 - Sept 21

Episode 95 on MP3

Sex toy talk! Check out the Jack Rabbit Bendi Clitifier
I Slept With Kirk t-shirt (from Roddenberry.com)
Mego Bridge Set!
A Life in the Day of Bill
Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk
Homework: Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?
Sean Dicken alerts us to another media conquered! Go see all the Trek crapabilia at Entertainment Earth
We want Scene It! Star Trek NOW
We play Twenty Trek Questions- FAIL (the game, not us)

We'd join if Bill invited us

Our number is 555-buttgrl.

Name that episode!

Let's not always see the same hands.


See what happens when Lene leaves me in charge of the blog?

Finger Lickin' Good!

This explains that mid-season tummy roll.

SURPRISE!

Bill pops up on Saturday Night Live 9/13/08.



Go, Bill!

Bill never shilled for this!

Spock! Endorsing candy cigarettes!


We're shocked -- shocked!

The Answer!

Read on...


JK: Like a flash of lightning it came to me!
JK: The answer to the Ultimate Trek Question!
LT: 42?
JK: What was Kirk doing between the 5YM and TMP?
JK: DRUMROLL
LT: going down on a belly dancer?
JK: Yeah that too but his main "assignment"
JK: He was the consultant on a TV show about him and his adventures. Kind of a "wagon train to the stars"...
LT: HAHAHAHAHA
JK: Just thought you'd wanna know
LT: that's great
JK: You could really get your mind all fucked up thinking about it. That's what we've been watching all these years - a TV show/movies from the future. Sent here by Starfleet to shape that future because we were on the wrong track.
JK: Actually sent by the Time Cops.
LT: a "historical document"
JK: Yeah
JK: And the Galaxy Quest people caught onto it
LT: yes!
JK: So we're the Thurmians.
LT: we have speculums
JK: But with no tentacles.
JK: That's why Kirk has all the best lines. Not because the actor (WS) wanted it that way (he was a real team player) but because the real Kirk said, "Why do you have Spock saying that? I said that!"
JK: Then he'd go home at night and want to bitch to Brandt but he couldn't because she was still so pissed off that she's not in the show.
LT: YES
JK: I'm glad that's settled.

A Savage Curtain indeed...

...that reveals Bill's split pants!



Thanks, Iddy!

Bill's favorite muffins (sort of)

Willam Shatner's Banana Nut Bread

12 - 15 muffins or 1 loaf

Ingredients

2/3 cup honey
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1 tablespoon yogurt
3 bananas
1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1-3/4 cups whole wheat flour
1/4 cup wheat bran
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup nuts

Directions

1: Cream together honey, butter, eggs and yogurt.

2: Mash bananas well with fork, stir in 1/2 tsp (2ml) baking soda and set aside.

3: Mix together flour, bran, salt and remaining mixture. Add bananas, mix thoroughly.

4: Stir in nuts. Pour into buttered 9x5 in (2litre) loaf pan.

5: Bake in 350F (180C) oven for 1 hour or until tester inserted in centre comes out clean.

6: Remove from pan and cool on rack. Makes 1 loaf.