Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Today's Giggle

From screencrave's Top 10 Most Berserk Computers in Film, coming in at #3:
"V’ger [...] decided to return to Earth to find its creator, which V’ger assumes is God.  Instead, V’ger finds William Shatner’s hairpiece and Leonard Nimoy’s fake ears and decides to wipe out the Earth in a rage.  All of which is yet another reason why we probably shouldn’t let our PCs get too religious, apparently."
Amen to that.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Wooing the Trekkie Vote?

This is supposed to be a Kirk Cookie Jar but this Butt Girl thinks it looks like Mitt Romney in a captain's shirt.



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Monday, January 02, 2012

Bill's Signature Analyzed!

Kathi McKnight, a handwriting analyst, got Bill's autograph and posted her thoughts here.















"What an incredible visionary. The upper loops, (when properly placed!) have to do with the ability to visualize into the future, all the things we cannot see, touch or feel. Sounds pretty trekkie-like doesn't it!!"

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Direct from the Mirror Universe! And on sale!!

Get a Star Trek cover for your iPhone 4. Choose from the uber-geeky Command, Science, Engineering or Mirror Universe models!
Forget about Santa, the folks at Think Geek are cranking my Christmas engine!

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Show SciFi Theatre Special Edition!

Episode SciFi Theatre on MP3

In this special holiday show, JK reviews A Klingon Christmas Carol, playing at the Greenhouse Theatre Center in Chicago through the end of December. It's great! Go see it!


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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Comanche Blanco Numero de Muerto

THIS IS A DISASTER .

Promo for "Star Trek: Generations" from 1992.

Bill's toupee looks painted on, Worf's forehead ridge was apparently purchased at a novelty store, and the announcer mispronounces Star Trek!



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Bill at the CMT Awards

Bill, Joe Walsh, and Brad Paisley (Bill's buddy) sing at the Country Music Awards. (Bill comes in at 3:30).




Also, you can see Bill presenting the Artist of the Year  award to Brad here.

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Show #152 - Dec 11

Episode 152 on MP3

Butt Girls in person!

A gift for Kitty
Next Trek movie in 3-D
Lene rants about "Ensigns of Command"
Part 2 of the Trek Comic (Where No Man)
Cracked.com - 5 Cover Songs That Stole the Show From the Original
Episode review: Is There in Truth No Beauty? (And here's JK's story)
Star Trek bathrobe!
Star Trek nutcrackers!
Bid for Bill's dog bowl!
What would you do with an hour with Bill?

Totally not worth looking at his butt.

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Thursday, December 01, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Bill should have done this.

Courtesy of our friend Laura, a true piece of pop culture, starring Mr. Burt Reynolds. If Bill had posed for Playboy, they wouldn't have been able to keep it in print!

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Monday, November 14, 2011

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

Best Halloween Costume!

From our friends at Pink Raygun:

Sexy Costumes: The Manly Edition

 Sexy Captain Kirk


Any one can put on a mustard jersey shirt, pepper their speech with inappropriate pauses, and say they’re Captain Kirk. Be daring! Ditch the shirt, toss a dishtowel around your shoulders, and go sexy with your Kirk!

Your Butt Girls approve this message. And if you want to go crazy, throw on a little dirt, or fake blood. That's what Kirk would do!

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