William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods
We delve into the book Star Trek II: Biographies (scroll down about 2/3 of the way on this page)
New Voyages gets Takei and Gerrold
We meet the ship's chimney sweep
Movieland Wax Museum auctions off the bridge of the Enterprise
Shatner shills yet again, this time for Flame Seal
Did you know Khan and Marla had a baby?
And who is your favorite TOS guest star? Charlene Masters!
A Betazoid wedding in Vegas?
Worms duelling with their penii! A third season ep!
And we close with the Wiggles' "Wake Up Jeff"

Check out the collar.

Classic Shatner facial expression. He's so enthusiastic!
They aren't naked in the wedding because it was an Earth-sytle wedding. The Betazoid wedding was later when they got back to Betazoid and Wolf didn't want to be naked. I think Riker was picking on him about that before Picard told him he would be naked or something like taht.
ReplyDeleteI almost spit water on my laptop with Kirk mothers interview. Proving once again that I cannot eat and drink while listening to you guys. Cant wait till the next show...
ReplyDeleteYou guys really, really need a dictionary [-)
ReplyDeleteJade - obscure usage: A woman regarded as disreputable or shrewish.
Thanks for the clarification, Jennifer. At that point, I was probably picking through the kernels at the bottom of the popcorn bag. I mean, really! Popcorn should last longer than that. It just should!
ReplyDeleteJK
Oh Dave, I just love doing that Minnesota accent, doncha know!
ReplyDeleteJK
Hi Mister DA -
ReplyDeleteI blame LT. She's a linguist. She should know more words.
Pondering that definition of "jade" - now Janice's poem makes even less sense. I wouldn't have thought it possible.
JK
Hey, I was just watching TV and i saw a priceline comercial and it had bill dressed up as a bellhop. He had no lines and it was very brief but it was bill. If you guys get a chance try to get a screen capture because its pretty funny
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of "lost scenes" I would swear that in the television ads for ST6 there was an Enterprise hallway shot of Kirk taking a phaser shot to the chest (with that classic Shatner open-mouthed-surprise expression, suddenly hunched shoulders, and "jazz hands" extended) and then disappearing as though he was vaporised! It wasn't in the final movie, but I'm sure I saw it!
ReplyDeleteI think that scene was cut because of the "jazz hands." Too Fosse.
ReplyDeleteJK
I remember that lost scene too! With Kirk getting phasered! And it never appeared in the movie and isn't listed as a deleted scene on IMDB.com. I'm thinking it was a Khan dream sequence, and the old genetically enhanced boy wakes up drooling and ready to fire phasers!
ReplyDeleteI like Star Trek.
ReplyDeleteJade can also mean "adulteress: a woman adulterer"
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I laughed myself stupid listening to the show. Kirk's mom (as an Iowan, I am obligated to protest that error), bad poetry, worm appendages - now that's a variety show.
ReplyDeleteI recommended LAHB in an article about podcasts I wrote for an e-zine. It's at:
http://www.pikerpress.com/article.cfm?form.id=1804
As always, looking forward to the next installment.