Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk

Friday, October 28, 2005

Show #19 - October 28

Episode 19 on MP3

You know how in some movies and TV shows, after all the credits and stuff, there's a little thing tagged on the end that's like a reward for you staying all the way through?

Lots of news gone through very quickly (Doohan, new Trek movie, Spielberg, the kidney stone)
William Shatner does Se7en, short film by Ben Stiller
Spanking! A horrible picture at the Shatner BBS and "30 Best TV Spankings"
Alan and Denny Go Ice Fishing on Boston Legal!
How William Shatner Changed the World
Shatner in This is Your Life and One Step Beyond
What Is Your Battle Cry?


Screencaps here because I'm too fuckin' lazy to make a separate page:


Look how cozy they are!


A loving look (right before they freak out)


Once again, the Patented Shatner Swallow

Friday, October 21, 2005

Show #18 - October 21

Episode 18 on MP3

TOYS! Not sex toys, Star Trek toys! Click here for pictures of all of them

The Post-It holder/intercom, communicator/recorder, phaser keychain, Marlena/Kirk flip card, Gary Lockwood signed picture, temporary tattoos, party invitations, Kirk & Spock pic, metal Kirk cards - and the ShirtlessKirk(tm) doll by LT
LT goes on about Wil Wheaton again, and Wil tells part of his Shatner story
We discuss "A Piece of the Action" and talk about Star Trek dress-up


A butt shot and a cute face from "Piece of the Action"

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

This just in...

In case you hadn't heard, Bill made a quick trip to the hospital for a bad back (no doubt injured while "attending to" a lovely female co-star). Don't worry, he's fine. Gregory Gray thinks he has the real scoop. We have alibis.


Click for the larger version so you can read the hilarious text.

Creature Appreciation Week! Oct 24-30

Gregory Gray, our man in NZ, alerts us to this event and sends along an illustration.

Creature Appreciation Week: October 24-30, 2005
"Creatures are widely misunderstood and underappreciated in today’s world, viewed by many to be scary, menacing bullies ransacking campsites and hiding under kids’ beds. However, most creatures are simply trying to lead a normal life like all of us. This is why Duel Masters TCG felt it was necessary to acknowledge the good that creatures do, and support their existence by establishing Creature Appreciation Week... This marks the first-ever Creature Appreciation Week celebration, where
creatures will finally receive recognition for thousands of years of hard work helping kids expand and develop their imagination, explore the world fantasy and provide endless entertainment."

Which is both kinda neat AND a crafty marketing gimmic fro Duelmasters , the trading card game.

Behold the Horta!

Friday, October 14, 2005

Show #17 - October 14

Episode 17 on MP3

Sex toys! Lots of sex toys!

JK has a new toy, the Silicone Slims (click through and scroll down to the bottom), and we discuss Blowfish lesbians
More about Boston Legal's new season
A book called Trekkers and what LT thought of it
Anyone belong to the William Shatner Fan Club?
Smarmy K/S! The cosmic bathtub at BoingBoing
We tell our Trek Origin Stories
We recommend "Ghost in the Machine", a Tom Paris story
The Case of the Underage Slasher
We close with a little ditty called "The Vulcan Walk" by Ric Seaberg


I have no relevant picture for this show, so here's one of my fave screencaps. Look at his eyes! Ah, Kirklight.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Trek Triptych!

Our man in New Zealand, Gregory Gray, introduces the third member of the team, Dr. McCoy. Would anyone like to see this on a bumper sticker, or a man-bag?


Click for the extremely wonderful large version.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Show #16 - October 7

Episode 16 on MP3

Sweet Sixteen!

Another plug for Bascon
Can someone find us a copy of The Tenth Level starring WS?
We review Charlie X
Peeps and the fabulous stories at Ventura's website
Episode commentary by LT ("Shore Leave") and JK ("Spock's Brain") and you can watch the video of the blowjob here (complete with JK narration)
Up for some rough K/S? Try Surrender, a classic!



Two butts for the price of one! From "Spock's Brain" and "Charlie X"

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Set phasers on...vibrate.

More brilliance from Gregory Gray, our man in New Zealand. Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


Look at its....tongue?